TheSmoose
Who is The Smoose?
Bio
Many have asked the question; who is The Smoose? Little know the answer, and indeed little is known about her. Her love of Iron Man, Sherlock Holmes and Skittles are as legendary as the legend herself. If you ever see The Smoose, do not approach her, for she is easily skittish and will flee if startled...assuming she can be arsed to move.
Yes, she often speaks in the third person.
Enjoy!