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Bio

Welcome to my profile! I’m still fairly new to the massive world of Warhammer 40K. I couldn't quite get past book two of the Horus Heresy, so I decided to pivot to Eisenhorn, Ciaphas Cain, and various short stories instead, meaning my lore knowledge relies heavily on the Lexicanum.

Also, English is my second language. I learned British English in school but ended up using American English in my adult life, so please excuse the wild mix of spelling!

Given my daily environment, corporate speak might undoubtedly bleed into the narrative, frequently without my consent, purely because it’s the linguistic ecosystem I am currently trapped in.

Any constructive feedback, corrections on wacky translations, or pointers on accidental lore heresies are always highly appreciated.

I prefer focusing on mundane everyday conflicts, institutional satire, and bureaucratic trauma over grand space battles. If you like dry humor, absurd situations, you might enjoy my current projects:

• "Chronicles of the Imperial Janitor" An oblivious, ultra-powerful German engineer gets isekaid into the grim dark future and trapped in the lowest dead-end jobs available.
• "The Codex Mundane" The inverse setup: Roboute Guilliman is thrown back in time to the 21st century and finds himself entirely, frustratingly ordinary inside a German psychiatric facility.

Project Pace: I intend to release a chapter or two per week.

Note: While my stories are generally light-hearted, they do touch upon darker elements like mental illness, institutional settings, and medication. Please proceed with care! There is also no romance planned. Translating that into written words is a cosmic mystery I'm simply not equipped to solve.

Thanks for stopping by!