agentsimmons

jack of all genres, master of none

My pseuds:
agentsimmons
I joined on:
2012-12-10
My user ID is:
95409

Bio

I make no guarantees on time span of updates, etc. because I'm a busy person. I have a hard time responding to comments on a regular basis for the same reason, but I love love love them and will try my hardest especially if it's a newer work. I'm also kind of self-deprecating so if I come across that way in author notes and replies to comments and it's annoying, sorry!

If you want to request something I make no guarantees, but here are some things to perhaps consider about my style: It seems my current niche is kid fic. I also dabble in nauseating fluff, crack, and AUs. In summary: "Let other pens dwell on guilt and misery. I quit such odious subjects as soon as I can, impatient to restore every body, not greatly in fault themselves, to tolerable comfort." (from Mansfield Park)

Mostly due to my own asexuality, my stuff usually only contains (poorly written) foreplay, non-explicit, or fade to black stuff -so if you do want to request something and want there to be sex, feel free to still ask with that caveat in mind. While I may throw in a joke that seems fitting here and there, I don't actually ship/write any polyamory because I'm a monogamist so please, please don't request/expect it. Also, I ship Tony more inclined to give and Bruce to receive, should that matter for some reason to anyone *shrugs*

Agent Jemma Simmons changed my life. Science Boyfriends wrecked my soul. Age of Ultron betrayed my trust.

(List of Works That I Regret Orphaning: Five Times Tony Stark Was Jealous. One Time He Understood Why)