Bio
I love mentally rotating my faves like a succulent rotisserie chicken. Sometimes I manage to wrangle them into a coherent fic. Mostly I'm cursed (affectionate) to write the most niche shit possible lmao. Enjoy!
NOTE: Please do not copy and paste or otherwise feed any of my fanworks into any form of so-called 'artificial intelligence'; I decline to have my writing given to a jumped-up predictive text generator.

