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Your name is COLOR FLOW.
What, of course that isn't your real name, stupid! INTERNET ANONYMITY is very important to you. If it matters, you are a PROUD BISEXUAL, and on a completely unrelated note, like to ramble a lot about random things for longer than necessary, just like this sentence and actually this entire paragraph (wow such meta)
(so doge)
(wow).
You have an UNHEALTHLY OBSESSION with VARIOUS FORMS OF MEDIA, including HOMESTUCK (duh), STEVEN UNIVERSE, POKEMON, AND PARANATURAL, among others. You are also a HUGE DORK who ships everything in sight and makes OBSCURE, GEEKY REFERENCES no one ever understands. Because of this, you are FOREVER ALONE.

You are also a HUGE ASTRONOMY NERD, (the full chart kind, you feel obliged to add, not the casual sun sign kind), and would love to find others to gush about it with. You also feel obliged to add that you are a PISCES SUN SIGN, TAURUS MOON SIGN, and AQUARIUS ASCENDANT, which is really cool since it means you are VERY SIMILAR TO AUDREY HEPBURN, your HERO. You love COMICS, and are currently planning your own webcomic, CALAMITY, JONES!. You have literally been sorted into each Harry Potter house an equal number of times (god DAMMIT Pottermore), so you AREN'T SURE WHAT YOU'D BE, probably a RAVENCLAW or a GRYFFINDOR. Your god tier is SYLPH OF LIFE, (but you could also be a KNIGHT OF LIFE or a SYLPH OF SPACE) and you would dream on PROSPIT. DAVEKAT is your OTP, but DAVEJOHN is nice too.

On PESTERCHUM, your handle is grandioseCalamity and you typ<3 with a lov<3-hat<3 relationship with th<3 l<3tt<3r e, EXCEPT WHEN YOU GET REALLY EMOTIONAL, THEN YOU TYPE NORMALLY, BUT AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!