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Bio

Hello, I'm Commoner64 and my only purpose in life is to spew out irreverent filth that not only makes you think- but also feel. By biggest literary inspirations are James Joyce and Chuck Tingle. Feel free to suggest fics, and I might write them. Or not. I'm a pretty busy person.

FAQ:

Where are you from?:
America. My Timezone is EST.

What is your educational background?:
Spotty at best. Everything I spew out is pseudointellectual babble. A lot of people tell me that I'm the smartest person they've ever met. That's the litmus test I use to spot idiots, because I've met hundreds of people who are far more intelligent than I am. I honestly don't know the meaning of half the words that come out of my mouth. I just say them to sound smart. It's all very Kafkaesque.

I think you're cringe:
This is intentional. My existence is meant to be challenging to the reader.

I'm not very good at writing, should I still write fanfiction?:
Have you ever been to the DMV? None of those fuckers are good at their job, but they still get up every morning, do their job, and derive satisfaction from driving people mad. You don't need to be good at your job to be great at it.

Are you a proshipper or an antishipper?:
I've never seen someone over the age of 18 who's heavily involved in ship discourse. If you have any of those words in your bio, I'm going to assume that you're a child and block you.

What authors do you like?:
James Joyce, Frank Herbert, Franz Kafka, and Vladimir Nabokov are all great. I honestly don't read many modern books. I find that a lot of them don't challenge the reader very much.

I think your fics are problematic:
Nothing I write is intended to be didactic. I write stories about people having sex with triangles. I am not the kind of author you want to be deriving moral lessons from.