mostly harmless.
Bio
writing sucks, but i do it sometimes anyway.
my origin story: i started out writing joke fics to force myself into the writing mindset for school, for i had been on track to fail english class at the time. i eventually pulled through and got 100s on all of my remaining assignments including the final, which was exactly what i had needed to get the minimum passing grade. these old, mortally embarrassing fics have been moved to a different account rather than deleted (no matter how badly i want to) so that i can have proof of my 6-year-long streak. yes; the preservation of my legacy, however measly and inconsequential, is just that important to me. fml.
now, i unironically ship things somehow, and i predominantly write vague character studies. i have to post 1 fic per year or i will feel like i am letting myself down. i do not write for anyone other myself (edit: i am much less prickly now and am trying to write to please my friends). i will never make any of them kiss (unless it feels like marshmallows)! leave me alone! i have many thoughts about literature, and it has been an on-and-off-again goal to make a comic some day. but alas, i hate writing, and drawing is physically agonizing. this is my way of trying to get off my glorious rear end and actually make some tangible progress towards that pipe dream. is it working? no, but it’s better than nothing.
i will write something for gintama in 2023. and you can hold me to that. (update: it’s not looking good, but i will continue slaying my demons…)
in case you can’t get enough of me after having read this bio, i have a small bonus tidbit for you, my loyal reader who has made it to the end! a very fun fact about me is that i purposely timed the creation of my account to land on september 6th because i am exceedingly cool and mature.
that will be all!

