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Germany, Germany
Germany is a really really nice place!
Even though I am your prisoner you give me food
And it doesn't suck like English food.
Sausages with cheeses always taste so good!
It’d be heaven for a dog,
Yeah that’s Germany.Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust?
You’re crushing me with your intimidation..
My fertility causes me to openly weep out in fear,
Your women terrify me!
Is it the norm to drink a barrel of beer
And then bust it on somebody’s head?Please don’t come to my place in large mobs
German tourists are scary!
Even the girls that are from Germany
Are more rugged than I am
Yahoo!

