ioiosan
Bio
11 years is a long time to have an AO3 profile, but I try to keep this silly little blurb somewhat up to date while honoring past me's psychoses too.
So, hi! I'm an office lady with an obsession for Itachi and Sasuke that hasn't dimmed one bit over the 14+ years that I've been reading and writing about them. I write the stories I fantasize about in work meetings because I think there's never enough ItaSasu out there. It's most likely the only pairing I'll ever write about.
I am long winded and my stories might not be for everyone but if you happen to enjoy what I put out there and leave me a comment, my heart goes out to you! I tend to work in bursts of inspiration, so if I've ever fooled any of you into thinking I have a consistent update schedule, I am so sorry! You might see me saying I can't fucking write and yet there's a chapter up every 2-3-4 weeks. Yeah, I wrote that 3 months ago *sweats nervously because I'm almost out of buffer content*
I specialize in inappropriate humor (because my mind is a cesspool), vaguely creative or emotionally charged sex because I don't trust my ability to write regular sex convincingly enough, backyard philosophy because I almost majored in philosophy in college and clearly I think about the meaning(lessness) of life on the regular, social commentary, toxic relationships, stories that make you alternate laughing and crying, and last but not least a lot of Itachi-glazing. I write because I can't shut up, because sometimes I want to scream into the void but I scream onto the page instead, and because it occasionally fills the void.
P.S.: My profile pic is a grainy black and white webcam picture of me from 14 years ago when I wrote my first fanfic. Yep, it's ME!