offbrandbiscuit
Bio
They call me Biscuit.
I write stuff every so often, but my rate of progress is slower than the 0-60 time on a Kia Carnival people carrier. I write solely for myself. I don't do requests, I don't do fandoms and I don't do whiney, uptight crybabies complaining about the morality of my writing. Undertale fans will receive a complimentary tire iron to the face. If you're messaging to suggest I adapt my work into a medium easier for morons to enjoy, I will explain in no uncertain terms exactly how I will permanently disfigure you.
Nothing new is coming out for a long time, since Undersnort is being rewritten, the first couple chapters of which have just been released. Go check them out if you (rightly) thought the original could be better.