Bio
[Update (Jan 2018): I am no longer adding writing here, all new writing will be at my new AO3 page Sam Shep. Please visit to get more stories written by me. Also, new tumblr and patreon.]
I habitually use italics in excess and tell comma rules to 'fuck off, you don't belong here.'
I am embarrassingly unable to predict the length of my stories or the time it will take to complete them. So, I have decided to stop trying.
Don't ask me when, I do not know. But ask me if, and I will tell you yes.
I hope to someday get good enough that someone will be willing to pay me to write. Because that would be pretty fucking awesome, wouldn't it?Sometimes I post on tumblr. So, come find my other fics at here!

