semper_fi
“Kick him in the balls before he kicks you in yours.” - Sledgehamma
Bio
been here way longer than what ao3 says. i've been lurkin round here since 2011 or sumthin like that. anyways, sledgefu, snurgie, chenford, and dawsley are the only right answers.
master troller and part-time rodeo clown (i'm the whole circus, boo). this is all for shits n giggles.