Archive of Our Own

Bio

Fanfic veteran circa 2002. Here for a good time, not a long time. LMAO who am I kidding, I'm never getting out of here. I write what I want and the WIPs run wild.

House rules:
1) Mind the tags. I'm not responsible for your experience.
2) Don’t like, don't read it. Seriously. It's like the golden rule of fanfic.
3) Keep negativity to yourself. I write this shit for free. Only paying customers get to complain.
4) I don't beta. I barely have the time and energy for my own fic. If you want editing tips and advise, I'm happy to help, but that's really it.
5) Collection requests will automatically be denied. No exceptions. The one time I said yes, the collector removed my fic from public access and it was a pain to get it back.