Archive of Our Own

Bio

(Actual picture of me being held by a generous neighbor)
1. My headcanons will ruin your life
2. Your head will explode.
3. Yes, i already know that I've ruined your favorite IP just by writing about it. You're welcome.
4. Please don't be afraid to talk to me because I'm not as mean as this bio makes me sound, I promise!
5. Seriously I can't help it, I'm a Scorpio ;(

juche-karl-heisenberg on Tumblr
tentacleaftercare on Bluesky, though I barely use it...