whalium
They injected the whales with lithium—lithium, I tell you!
Bio
Said it turned the whale oil into something super-charged—whalium, they're calling it. Now the whole world's gone mad. Whale ain't stopped bellowing in a fortnight now, but everyone else claims it's already dead. The hell's up with that?
I take requests. I am as tall as a grain of sand and as reliable as a man with a brick in his hand who says, "I shan't throw this brick!"
The ball is in your court now, but be careful, because I only know how to play baseball.
My one and only social: Bluesky