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Officer Greg Davis had no time for cops who fudged reports. He'd always written everything down, properly detailed.
Until now.
"Incident: Extensive Property Damage, Escaped Prisoners" was giving him some trouble.
1- Destroyed Wall - bricks exploded out by themselves
2- Smashed Windshields - officers thrown into windshields by Suspect One
3- Stolen Patrol Car - stolen by prisoners
4- Escaped Prisoners - got out because of bent cell bars (bent by Suspect Two), and left while we were dealing with Suspect One, who had started flying…
Yeah, right
Greg picked up his pen, and under "Cause Of Incident", slowly wrote one word:
Earthquake.