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Deus Ex Machina
Tony couldn’t believe that he needed to get married now. Well technically he didn’t have to, but things were just lining up such that it would be a lot easier if he got married. One, his uncle had left him money, but only on the condition that he married before he was forty, which was already approaching quickly.
Two, he was finally considering moving into a house and while he could get a mortgage on his own, it would be a lot easier to afford the size of house he wanted if he either had a spouse or had the money left by his uncle. It would also be a lot easier to find a lender if he had a spouse especially considering his father had left debts everywhere and they sometimes got associated with him, so that it was harder for him to get good credit.
In a move reminding Tony of a bad movie’s deus ex machina, Gibbs swept in with a marriage proposal. Tony stared at him in shock, not at all understanding why Gibbs thought they should get married. It was great timing for him, but exceedingly suspicious as they’d never had that kind of relationship.
