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Tutelage
“Abby, why are we here?” Jimmy questioned confused.
“You’re here for my tutelage, of course.” Abby waved her arms grandiosely, taking an over dramatic bow.
“But why a graveyard?” Jimmy pushed.
“Because we’re going to learn all about the nightlife tonight.” Abby smirked at all of her students.
“Shouldn’t we be at a club then?” Tony piped up.
“Not that kind of nightlife, Tony.” Abby pointed out. “Today we’re focusing on the various animals, insects, and other creatures that come out at night.”
“What? Why? How will this help us?” McGee questioned.
“The more you know about the natural nightlife and how it behaves the easier it is for you to spot abnormalities at a crime scene that might give you a clue.” Abby glared at McGee for daring to suggest that she’d teach them something useless.
