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[2:00 am]
you: help
[2:06 am]
wonwoo: with what?
[2:06 am]
you: the dj is really cute n i wanna fcuwk hif n
[2:08 am]
wonwoo: soonyoung. no.
[2:08 am]
you: lollll wty nodft
[2:09 am]
wonwoo: because you're really drunk. and i’m pretty sure the dj would rip your dick off.
[2:09 am]
you: sorty we casnt all hold oit tequdla liker yu wonwoo
[2:09 am]
you: ...wait fo uot knsow dim????,??
[2:11 am]
you: JERON WONWOOU
[2:11 am]
junhui: ahaha hey soonyoung how drunk are you
[2:11 am]
you: listen,, , i ony ifd ljik. foyr body shots oky and a looooooootttr of tteqiula
[2:11 am]
junhui: yikes
[2:11 am]
you: so about thd dj
[2:12 am]
wonwoo: hey jun where r u??? i’ve been trying to find you.
[2:12 am]
junhui: upstairs with hao. y?
[2:12 am]
you: HELLLLLLLLLOOOIIOO DOES ANYODNTE WANIT TO INRTODUCE MR TO CUTE DJ BIY
[2:12 am]
wonwoo: ok. have you seen mingyu?
[2:13 am]
you: fint. ill go fidne hum myselff u turds
[2:13 am]
junhui: no sorry.
[2:16 am]
junhui: soonyoung?
[2:16 am]
wonwoo: SOONYOUNG.
[2:16 am]
junhui: fuck, is he actually trying to go talk to jihoon??
[2:16 am]
wonwoo: idfk hold on.
[2:17 am]
wonwoo: fucking hell.
[2:17 am]
junhui: find him?
[2:18 am]
wonwoo: (attachment.img)
sort of.
[2:20 am]
junhui: oh my god get him down from there
[2:21 am]
wonwoo: i’m fucking tryiNG!!!!
[2:25 am]
wonwoo: shit, i lost him. help me.
[2:26 am]
junhui: i’ll come find you. give me a sec
[2:38 am]
you: hahahahahahahahshshdk u gusy suck#!!! the sworst firsnds evdr
[2:38 am]
wonwoo: soonyouNG where are you?
[2:39 am]
you: nh fhte clofddrtes hshahahahas hiw irocnsic
[2:39 am]
wonwoo: ok… which closet?
[2:39 am]
junhui: how the fuck did you get “closet” out of that mess???
[2:39 am]
you: donft finfdew me
[2:45 am]
wonwoo: sucks. we gotta go home. where are you? unless you want to get stuck with laundry duty for the next five weeks.
[2:50 am]
you: …dodnwstira clsort.
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[12:00 pm]
wonwoo: rise and shine, party boy!
[12:05 pm]
wonwoo: wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!
[12:08 pm]
(Missed Call)
[12:09 pm]
wonwoo: get the fuck up, soonyoung. you have class in an hour and a half.
[12:10 pm]
you: no it's so early my headd hurst hselp wonwoo
[12:10 pm]
wonwoo: that's your fault. drink water please...i’ll come over later
[12:10 pm]
you: ily <3
[12:11 pm]
junhui: morning, tequila baby. how're you feeling????
[12:11 pm]
you: like i got run over by a milllion army
y tanks
[12:12 pm]
junhui: :(
[12:18 pm]
you: did i do anything stuoid
[12:19 pm]
junhui: um.
[12:24 pm]
you: ???? guys
[12:25 pm]
wonwoo: well.
[12:25 pm]
junhui: you were hellbent on finding the cute dj at the party and idk sucking his dick or something.
[12:25 pm]
you: oh god did i actuhally
[12:26 pm]
wonwoo: i mean...you were in a closet with a dick in your mouth so you tell me.
[12:26 pm]
junhui: lmao the epitome of irony
[12:28 pm]
you: i can't believe,, , i hate myself
[12:28 pm]
you: well at least it explains why my throat hurts
[12:28 pm]
wonwoo: i was kind of surprised. he normally isn't one for one night stand stuff.
[12:29 pm]
you: wait yes do tell
[12:29 pm]
you: who's dick did i suck bc i don't remember except he was cute and played good music & apparently you know him wonwoo??
[12:30 pm]
wonwoo: it's probably best if you don't know.
[12:30 pm]
junhui: his name is lee jihoon
[12:30 pm]
wonwoo: jun!!!!!!!!!!!!! you fucking traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!
[12:30 pm]
you: deETS. give me details. i want age, weight, height, major, favorite food
[12:31 pm]
wonwoo: ……..wen junhui i s2g if you
[12:34 pm]
junhui: 22, idk, 5 foot 4 or something, music composition??? he wants to be a producer and i think he does some stuff underground, fried chicken(???) he lives in the rose dorms near the fine arts part of campus
[12:35 pm]
you: bYE i gtg i’m gonna find him
[12:36 pm]
wonwoo: ???? i thought you were hungover???? also you don't know him???
[12:39 pm]
you: lmao 1) yes i am like super hella hungover and 2) idc i sucked his dick we're practically bffs now
[12:40 pm]
junhu: be safe pls!!!!
[12:41 pm]
you: he drinks coffee right? like. he's a music major he probably stays up really late or something idk or maybe he's hungover it doesn't matter coffee fixes everything
[12:41 pm]
wonwoo: you!!!! have class!!!! at 1:30!!!!!!!!!!!!
[12:43 pm]
you: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯