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Dc One Shots

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This is Carrot-Chan and Miss. V. We are two Wattpad users that wanted to share our stories with other fanfiction lovers! Hope you enjoy,
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A book of DC one-shots. Yaoi and Yuri only. Don't like don't read.

Chapter 1: Poison Ivy x Harley Quinn

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Harley's P.O.V

I just broke up with Mister J and now m headed to my beloved Ivy's house. She loves me in her own way, yeah that's right. She loves me sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much. Yeah.......*sigh*

I walk up to Ivy's door and ring the doorbell. No one answers the door though. *sigh*....Guess I just gotta break in. I walk to the window and break the glass. I crawl through the window and walk into Ivy baby's house. It is full of plants and flowers. It smells like flowers in here, it reminds me of Ivy. I miss her already. *pouts*

"Who's there?"Ivy asks walking into the room I am in. 

"Me baby," I say skipping over to her giggling,

"Oh, you," She says not very happily. I put at her response. 

"Aren't cha happy to see me?" I ask smiling 

"No" She responds harshly 

I pout as tears threaten to spill from my eyes, I blink them away and smile "Hahaha very Funny Ivy" I say happily "Now give me a kissie" 

"LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She yells at me growling loudly, her plants growing fastly around us.

"Oh....okay," I say walking out. I feel heartbroken and torn. 

I walk to my and Mister J's favorite club. I walk inside and ask for a drink. I am handed one and I start drinking. I am drinking as fast I as possibly can.

"Hit me again," I Tell the bartender. He gets me the same drink and start drinking as fast as I can again. 

Soon my phone starts vibrating. I check my phone to see a text from Ivy.

Ivy: Babe I am sorry, come home and let me make it up to you

I Ignore it and ask for another drink. The bartender hands me anther drink and I start drinking. Then my phone starts vibrating. I look and Ivy is calling. I answer 

Ivy: Babe

Me: What?

Ivy: I am truly.....sorry

Me: .....

Ivy: I promise to make it up to you. I promise promise

Me: Kk, I'll be home in twenty!

I end the call and walks out of the club. The bartender follows me and calls my name

"Quinn!" He calls out

I turn to face him smiling an innocent smile "Yes?"

"Y-you forgot to pay," he says

"Oh? I don't think so?" I say giggling

"Yes. You did" He says softly biting his lip gently.

"I don't think so. I'm pretty sure I didn't forget, I just didn't pay" I tell him giggling.

He frowns "You need to pay little lady"

I giggle and pull out my pretty gun and point it at the bartender. He backs away holding his hands up. I smirk and shoot him before he can say anything. He groans and falls back to the ground with a thud, dead. I walk over to him, blood was rushing from his wound. I giggle smiling and walk away.

I keep walking and walking. Soon batman stopped me. I looked down at the ground looking like an innocent child. I giggle.

"Hey, batsy!" I say softly shyly looking up at him

"You're going to Arkham Asylum," Batsy says with his famous bat glare. I giggle and shake my head

"Nope! I gotta go see my love!" I tell him giggling

"Let's go, Harley," He says walking towards me. I bite my lip and pull out my hammer and swing it at him. He dodges it and hits my back. I whine and fall to the ground. I get back up and swing at him again and again. He was able to somehow dodge then all then I scream and power slam it down on him. He wasn't able to block this though. He fell to the ground unconscious. I giggle and think up a plan.........Heheheheheh

I tie up Batsy and carry him back to my baby Ivy's house. Soon I was there and I sneak inside and out Batsy on the couch. Then I walk to Ivy's room.

"Babe?" I ask walking into the room. She wasn't in there but I could hear the shower going. So I sit down on the bed and wait for her. I sit on her bed and wait and wait and wait. Soon I hear her singing. I giggle and listen to her singing. Soon I fall asleep to her singing.

I must have been asleep for a couple of minutes because I woke up to the shower turning off and the bathroom door opening to reveal my beautiful girlfriend Ivy. I sit up and smile at her.

"Heya baby," I say giggling.

"Hey, babe....I need to talk to you..." She says walking over in front of me, "I know I messed up about getting mad at you earlier and I'm really really really sorry about that. It's just I'm having a bad day and things aren't going my way and and and.....I'm sorry"

I smile widely "Awwwwww!!!!! I love you!!!!"

"I love you too babe," She says giggling softly.

I stand up and hug her tightly. She hugs back just as tightly and we look at each other. I gaze into her precious eyes and smile softly, I really love her. I love her to the moon and back. Words can't describe our beautiful insane love........sigh......I love her.

Slowly we lean in and kiss each other with all the love possible. Soon we pull away and I smile at her blushing brightly.