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NAEGA H0SH: look
NAEGA H0SH: i know i’m only a day into this job
junehui: couple of hours
NAEGA H0SH: okay a couple of hours
NAEGA H0SH: WHATEVER MAN
NAEGA H0SH: anyway
NAEGA H0SH: i had this customer just a little while ago
NAEGA H0SH: HE’S WEIRD
NAEGA H0SH: !!!!!!!!111!!1!!1
junehui: you find everyone around you weird
junehui: YOU are the one who’s weird
NAEGA H0SH: NO????? HE’S THE WEIRDEST OF THE WEIRDOS THO
junehui: so, is he your leader now?
NAEGA H0SH: shut up im
NAEGA H0SH: trying to say something here
junehui: try sending everything you want in one message, kwon, it works
junehui: then maybe everyone will chat with you
junehui: and if i shut up, no one will talk to you
junehui: i’m being nice here :)
NAEGA H0SH: :o
junehui: :o
NAEGA H0SH: btw wheres wonwoo
NAEGA H0SH: OK SO BACK AT MY STORY
junehui: lame story
NAEGA H0SH: STOP CUTTING ME OFF HDJFDHSFJFFSDS
junehui: try sending your message in one go
NAEGA H0SH: i am who i am man
NAEGA H0SH: ANYWAY!!!!!!!
junehui: ok go on
NAEGA H0SH: wen junhui ill kill you when i see you
junehui: but will you?
NAEGA H0SH: fuck off man
NAEGA H0SH: ANYWAY!!!!! HE ORDERED COFFEE AND ICE INSTEAD OF ICED COFFEE
NAEGA H0SH: LIKE
NAEGA H0SH: HE ORDERED A CUP OF HOT COFFEE /AND/ A SEPARATE CUP OF ICE CUBES
NAEGA H0SH: i just discovered that we charge for extra ice cubes btw
NAEGA H0SH: SO I TOLD HIM THAT ORDERING ICED COFFEE IS CHEAPER
NAEGA H0SH: BUT HE INSISTED ON COFFEE AND ICE
NAEGA H0SH: so i, as a good employee, punched what he wanted
junehui: the last one was so uncalled for
junehui: also i thought you punched him
NAEGA H0SH: i, as a good employee, will never do that to a customer
junehui: the audacity
NAEGA H0SH: he’s sat at the corner of the the cafe and
NAEGA H0SH: i observed him as he was drinking his COFEE AND ICE
junehui: typing it as coffee AND ice would have been better
junehui: you observed him drinking and you’re saying that he is the one who’s weird
NAEGA H0SH: PLEASE
NAEGA H0SH: man why am i even friends with you
junehui: why am I friends with you
NAEGA H0SH: i bet you typed the capitalized i with caps lock instead of just shift
NAEGA H0SH: why am !!!!I!!!! friends with you
NAEGA H0SH: ok wait i was observing him right
NAEGA H0SH: he sips the coffee thn takes an ice cube and eats it
NAEGA H0SH: WTF WS THAT????
junehui: why are you so judgmental
NAEGA H0SH: im not judging him
junehui: you just said before you started your storytelling that he was weird
junehui: why are you such an idiot
NAEGA H0SH: thx mate
NAEGA H0SH: BUT REALLY
NAEGA H0SH: WHO DOES THAT
junehui: apparently that man does
NAEGA H0SH: hes a boy
junehui: um
NAEGA H0SH sent a photo
bag of luck: that’s lee jihoon
junehui: ah
junehui: jihoonie
junehui: nobody tell him i called him that though
NAEGA H0SH:????????
NAEGA H0SH: why do u know him
junehui: why don’t YOU know him
junehui: wonwoo where were you
bag of luck: i had this group chat on mute
bag of luck: you say the idiotest things
junehui: idiotest isn’t even a word
NAEGA H0SH: WE DONT
NAEGA H0SH: WERE THE COOLEST SQUAD EVER
bag of luck: says who
NAEGA H0SH: SAYS ME
NAEGA H0SH: anyway why do u know him
junehui: duh?
junehui: lee jihoon from the music department?
junehui: The music god?
NAEGA H0SH: i dont know him
bag of luck: obviously
NAEGA H0SH: his name doesnt ring a bell
junehui: nothing ever rings your bells
bag of luck: :o
NAEGA H0SH: :o
junehui: :o
NAEGA H0SH: HWY AM I FRIENDS WITH THE TWO OF YOU
bag of luck: we’re the only one who can put up with you
bag of luck: anyway i’m friends with jihoon
junehui: me too
NAEGA H0SH: why am i not????
bag of luck: yeah, why are you not?
bag of luck: he’s the same age with us
junehui: aside from being a music prodigy, he’s a great dancer too
junehui: not as great as you, but he’s above average
bag of luck: what a talented little man
bag of luck: he’s a great leader too
bag of luck: although sometimes he’s scary
junehui: correction: most of the time
bag of luck: okay
bag of luck: and he’s single too
NAEGA H0SH: why do u sound like ur selling him to me
bag of luck: *ure
bag of luck: if you won’t even type them completely at least use it properly
junehui: you wish
junehui: only a few people can handle him
junehui: he can only handle a few people too lmao
bag of luck: lol he’ll spare you a glance and figure that you’re an idiot with a pair of arms and legs
NAEGA H0SH: WOW THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT
NAEGA H0SH: IM PROUD OF MY SEXY LIMBS
junehui: the audacity to put a first degree pronoun and sexy in one phrase