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John couldn't fathom why Sherlock kept the eyeballs (origin still unknown to John, but hopefully not human) in the microwave. They'd remained there after the first drugs bust, but the Consulting Detective gave no explanations regarding the nature of his experiment. (If there even was one!)
Yet, Sherlock's misuse of appliances wasn't limited to their microwave either. Once, the ex-soldier had found a severed arm in the bread bin, another time it was feet in the freezer! The exploitation didn't even stop with communal storage spaces! John's personal property was frequently appropriated by the eccentric too. Numerous times his laptop had been 'confiscated' or his gun was 'borrowed' from his bedroom, because his flatmate was ''bored''.
Then there was the - often mentioned, but never elaborated on - history of misusing drugs. Sherlock appeared to have put that behind him; however the doctor still watched for signs of relapsing. Lestrade was also vigilant; bearing in mind his infrequent 'drugs busts'.
The police never found anything, even remotely recreational, unless several boxes of nicotine patches counted.
That was the unhealthiest addiction of all, in John's medical opinion. Sherlock may not smoke nowadays, but he showed no signs of cutting down on his nicotine intake anytime soon.
Nevertheless, even with all his grievances about Sherlock's odd behaviour; John was still proud to be his blogger.