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8/13/2005
10:00 pm
SR: elle says she has a lead
AH: you believe her?
SR: i think we're missing some variables
AH: investigate it further. Don't lead her on, though.
SR: may have already told her she was wrong. will keep you posted.
11:52 pm
SR: she agreed with me on the missing variable, but we can't agree on what it might be.
AH: think outside the box
SR: how does one do that
SR: i'm comfortable inside my box
AH: test the waters. If you figured out that there may be a missing variable, you could easily find out what it might be.
SR: thanks for the motivation.
SR: sir
8/20/2006
3:03 am
SR: i'm going to fail my weapons qualification
AH: remember the steps.
SR: front sight, trigger press follow through.
AH: good job
9:45 am
unsent::unread:: SR: i fucked up
SR: i'm sorry
AH: you tried your best.
10/1/2005
9:13 am
AH: your eyes, Reid. We talked about this.
SR: we're catching the unsub today, believe me.
AH: you're sleeping on the jet back home.
SR: I trust you on that.
SR: I feel like I've aged.
AH: don't we all?
AH: I'll make Morgan promise not to mess with you while you nap.
SR: polyphasic sleep. Not nap. i'm a doctor, not an infant.
AH: you seem to pout like one. Tuck your lip in and meet us downstairs in ten.
9:24 am
AH: reid?
9:41 am
AH: reid.
9:53 am
AH: meet us for lunch in the lobby once you wake up.
10:10 am
SR: oh my god hotch I'm so sorry
SR: are you down there now?
SR: please don't fire me
AH: Dave slept in too. Don't panic, we're waiting for him to shave. Brush your hair, we have an important custodial to get to.
SR: yes sir
SR: thanks
SR: sir
10/5/2005
2:02 am
SR: I know why he's setting the fires
AH: grab your room key and meet me downstairs
10/6/2005
5:08 pm
AH: good job today
SR: thank you
SR: sir
10/30/2005
7:49 am
AH: dave wants you to rsvp if you're coming to the halloween party
SR: not coming. Tell him I'm sick
AH: I'll tell him you're trick or treating.
SR: right.
10/31/2005
12:00 am
SR: happy halloween
11/9/2005
11:37 pm
SR: Gideon is acting strange today
SR: do you know why?
SR: he won't answer me without acting suspicious
AH: I will ask
SR: thank you so much.
11/20/2005
5:01 pm
AH: plans with team for pre-thanksgiving dinner
SR: no thanks
AH: let me rephrase
AH: plans with team for mandatory pre-thanksgiving dinner
SR: put it on my record.
5:45 pm
AH: we're leaving. Try to go home and get some rest before morning.
3:12 am
AH: I see the light on in the window, reid.
SR: better?
AH: be safe.
11/22/2005
11:32 pm
SR: why does every parent seem to accept their children making inaccurate turkey noises
AH: dinner with the LaMontagne-Jareau's again?
SR: I'm teaching henry how to speak turkish as we speak
AH: remind me to keep you away from jack
SR: remind me to remind you that he loves me and my quirks
AH: remind me to teach jack how to despise quirks
11:55 pm
AH: I didn't mean that
SR: I figured
SR: just seeing if you'd freak out
AH: maybe I thought you were napping
11/23/2005
12:00 am
AH: happy thanksgiving, reid
SR: happy thanksgiving, hotch.
12/1/2005
7:20 pm
AH: you up for mandatory christmas dinner
SR: just ate
AH: what did you eat
SR: …
AH: that's what I thought
AH: meet you and the team in front of the work building at eight and we'll set off
SR: not hungry
AH: you don't have to eat
SR: I don't have to eat at a mandatory dinner?
AH: no
10:45 pm
AH: thank you for coming
SR: s'fine
12/20/2005
5:29 pm
AH: any pre-christmas plans tonight?
SR: why are you asking?
AH: depends on what you say
SR: I'm always free
unsent::unread:: SR: what about haley
AH: jack needs a babysitter
SR: oh
SR: here or at yours?
AH: we'll be out pretty late, so probably ours.
SR: okay. On my way.
12/25/2005
12:00 am
AH: merry christmas reid
unsent::unread:: SR: what's so merry about it
1/1/2006
7:08 am
AH: all case files are due on my desk by tonight
SR: why are you telling me this
AH: so you'll stop falling asleep on the job
SR: sorry
SR: sir
5/29/2006
2:00 pm
AH: reid
SR: three more minutes and morgan can rip him to shreds, but I'm close to getting a lead
AH: two minutes
SR: done.
9/20/2006
4:00 am
SR: hotch?
7:16 am
AH: what happened
9:39 am
SR: nothing.
2/4/2007
8:02 pm
AH: reid
AH: we need a confirmation that you two are talking with tobias hankel
Missed;call::hotchner,aaron
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8:30 pm
Missed;call::hotchner,aaron
AH: have you even gotten onto the premises
Missed;call::hotchner,aaron
9:00 pm
Missed;call::hotchner,aaron
AH: reid answer your phone
AH: is jj with you
2/7/2007
2:08 am
AH: are you okay?
AH: if you need one of us to come over and spend the night, we're happy to.
SR: I'm fine.
SR: sir.
2/8/2007
3:03 pm
AH: reid
AH: we need you here to set up the profile
AH: where are you
unsent::unread:: SR: shooting up in the bathroom
2/9/2007
2:00 am
SR: hotch
AH: yes, reid
SR: I need someone to spend the night.
AH: on my way
4:00 am
SR: hotch are you still awake
AH: I'm in the next room, reid
SR: I can't sleep
AH: me neither
unsent::unread:: SR: would you mind if I came into the room and kissed you
4:24 am
AH: reid what are you doing
AH: I can hear you
5:02 am
AH: reid, open the door please
AH: what are you doing
5:15 am
AH: I don't want to break the door down
6:03 am
SR: I'm sorry.
AH: how long
SR: I feel like this would be a more appropriate conversation if you'd come out of the room and talk to me face to face
AH: how much of that stuff do you have
SR: enough for two
SR: sorry I didn't mean that
SR: I need to go to sleep
AH: we'll talk about this in the morning
SR: it is morning
AH: sleep, reid. You're still on leave and Marks will take over for me.
SR: okay
SR: sir
12/12/2007
11:09 pm
AH: I hadn't told anyone about haley and I
AH: I didn't mean to dump it on you
SR: it was fine
SR: you still had adrenaline pumping through your veins and your hypothalamus was searching for things to say
SR: but often, in times of adrenaline, the only things one can think to say are the most relevant.
AH: what does that mean.
SR: I don't know.
SR: I think I'm saying it was fine.
AH: well, if you could keep it quiet ...
SR: I wouldn't tell anyone, hotch.
12/13/2007
12:09 am
AH: I know.
12/24/2007
1:09 am
SR: any mandatory christmas gatherings tonight?
AH: you'd go?
SR: not sure. Just wondering. Nothing else to do today.
AH: I could throw one together if you're that eager.
SR: eager? Please.
AH: same place as last year?
SR: you're the boss.
2:46 pm
SR: my car just got towed
AH: what happened?
SR: miscalculated how long the nice traffic lady would wait for me to come back and get her number
AH: you seduced the traffic lady to get out of paying the parking fee
SR: I didn't seduce her. I don't swing that way
AH: oh
SR: sorry
SR: loose filter
SR: really angry at traffic lady
AH: a hypocritical statement from the doctor
SR: anyway
SR: willing to give me a ride there? I can catch a cab back if I get too drunk.
AH: I'll be there.
12/25/2007
12:00 am
AH: merry christmas spencer
SR: thnkas hctho
9:05 am
SR: hotch
AH: good morning, neil diamond
SR: neil diamond?
AH: yes, karaoke king. Neil diamond.
SR: what did you make me do
AH: I believe I didn't make you do anything
AH: in fact, you grabbed the microphone from morgan, pointed to the DJ and yelled SWEET CAROLINE at him
SR: I don't even know that song
AH: it showed
unsent::unread:: AH: you were a mess. a really hot mess.
SR: I'm never drinking again
SR: no
SR: I'm never going to another mandatory christmas thing again
AH: you suggested it.
SR: you provoked it!
AH: I did no such thing
12/31/2007
10:35 pm
AH: celebration at dave's.
AH: no rsvp needed
AH: no alcohol will be shoved into your face, and there is no karaoke machine
SR: whatever you say
SR: is JJ there?
AH: yes... why?
SR: needed to ask her something
unsent::unread:: AH: to be your girlfriend?
AH: yeah, she's here
SR: cool
1/1/2008
10:24 am
AH: …
AH: reid?
SR: yes
AH: your sweater vest is in my room
SR: okay?
AH: and I have memories I thought I wouldn't have the morning after new years eve.
SR: and?
AH: where are you?
SR: driving home
AH: why aren't you here?
SR: …
unsent::unread:: SR: HOLY SHIT IS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
SR: you were drunk and I figured I was the last thing you wanted to see when you woke up
AH: who said I was drunk
SR: rossi said you were drunk
AH: and that's why you came up and kissed me before the ball dropped
SR: I'm going to kill him
AH: no come back
SR: I'm coming back for snuggles
SR: but then I'm going to kick his ass
AH: you better kick his ass, spencer
SR: im gonna
SR: unlock the door please
SR: sir
AH: no more sirs
AH: key's under the mat
AH: my name is aaron
SR: awesome.