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Pep mail this 2 Steve
So as it turns out my workshop is sorta stupidly empty without your ugly head in it. JARVIS advised I send you a letter, which, I mean, RIDICULOUS. But J Googled it for me and appparently that’s the only way to get in touch with soldiers in basic? I repeat: RIDICULOUS. This is why I could never join the military. It also illustrates my frequently made point that you are stupid. (But practically everyone is. Look at Pep’s opinion about me wanting robot minions.)
Also, before you go all innocent puppy eyes on me, or puppy eye writing or whatever, NO. I don’t miss you. I only I don’t.
So on the topic of bionic eyes, which I am now introducing, would you mind if I got you one? Now, before you go all EW TECHNOLOGY on me (I know you) let me explain: If I calibrate it to your thought waves you can literally send me emails with your BRAIN!!!! Awesome, am I right? And then I wouldn’t have to write these this ridiculous letters letter. (There won’t be more. Next time, you get a box with a bionic eyeball and a surgery kit.) (It will be safe.) (Ish.) (YOU ARE DOING THE FACE I CAN TELL!!!!) (STOP DOING THE FACE.)
DUM-E misse is annoying without you around.
Bye -Tony
