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Running Security Protocol:
Scanned: 8976556/8976556 Items.
Running Secondary Diagnostic:
Systems Operating At Peak Efficiency.
Calibrating AI Core
Connecting to SAM Node:
Secure Link Established, Ark Hyperion, Please allow the Pathfinder [A.S Ryder] to enter their authorisation code:
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Confirmed: Access Granted. Running Designated Operation:
Creating up [Tempest Communication Network]...
[Simulated Adaptive Matrix] added to Tempest Communication Network.
[Simulated Adaptive Matrix] renamed [SAM].
Updating Crew Roster following [Priority: Eos]
[SAM] added [Group: Pathfinder_Team], [Group: Tempest_Crew] to Tempest Communication Network.
[SAM] signing in [All Users].
Tempest Communication Network Online...
[SAM]: Welcome to the Tempest Communication Network, Please use responsibly.
[Pelessaria]: Cool!
[Pelessaria]: Nope! Not happening!
[Pelessaria] renamed [Peebee]
[Liam]: Not even a minute! Gil you owe me fifty credits.
[Gil]: Damn it! I knew you would change your name Peebee, but did you have to do it so soon!
[Suvi]: Aww, not happy Gil?
[Drack]: Ha!
[Gil]: I regret making the bet already. However it did give me an idea.
[Gil] renamed [Poker Face].
[Poker Face]: So what shall we change the others too?
[SAM]: Please refrain from names that could be taken with some offence.
[Poker Face]: Don’t worry SAM! I’m a good boy.
[Vetra]: Yeah, whatever you say Gil. JaJaJa!
[Poker Face]: ...
[Sara]: This is why you wanted my authorisation SAM? This is a great idea. ^_^
[SAM]: That is correct, Sara.
[Peebee]: Hey Ryder! What does the A in your name stand for?
[Sara]: Nothing it’s just a letter.
[Poker Face]: That’s a bluff. Peebee, new game. Find out what it is.
[Sara]: SAM don’t let them find out!
[Peebee]: Oooooh! Bold text! Sara’s getting scared! This is gonna be fun!
[Vetra]: This is going to end badly. I just know it. JaJaJa!
[Vetra] renamed [Bootlegger].
[Bootlegger]: I approve! So Gil, what are your ideas for the others?
[Suvi] renamed [I <3 Rocks].
[Kallo]: I find that this one fits.
[Poker Face]: More to come.
[Kallo] renamed [Flyboy].
[Flyboy]: Wouldn’t pilot be better?
[Poker Face]: Same thing...
[I <3 Rockcs]: I find the names humorous.
[Peebee]: This is fun. Wonder who’s next? Ha!
[Poker Face]: Still working on it.
[Drack]: That is brilliant! HaHa!
[Sara]: I changed my mind. This was a bad idea.
[Drack] renamed [Old Man].
[Lexi] renamed [Golden Rose].
[Liam] renamed [Coffee Bean].
[Poker Face]: Only a few left. ^_-
[Coffee Bean]: Seriously a coffee joke? We left those cafes back in the Milky Way!
[Poker Face]: We all know Costa did the best coffee, you should be proud to share the name even if you spelt it wrong!
[Coffee Bean]: This is true.
[Cora] renamed [Green Thumb]
[Green Thumb]: I approve.
[Poker Face]: One left! ^_^
[Sara]: Oh god! Leave me alone.
[Peebee]: This is gonna be funny, I just know it!
[Sara] renamed [Tiny]
[Tiny]: What? Hey!
[Bootlegger]: That’s perfect! JaJaJa!
[Golden Rose]: Perhaps leave her height out of it?
[Poker Face]: I can change it. If she tells us what the A in her name means. ^_^
[Tiny]: O_o
[Tiny]: No!
[Tiny]: I can’t change it myself! It’s asking for a password!
[Poker Face]: Oops...
[Peebee]: Ha!
[Tiny] logged out.
[SAM]: The Pathfinder appears to have head butted her desk. Perhaps I should change her name back.
[Poker Face]: Don’t do that SAM. It’s only a bit of fun.
[SAM]: I shall continue to monitor the Pathfinder. I reserve the right to amend the name should it cause her distress.
[Old Man]: AIs will never have a sense of humor.
[SAM]: What is green with red toenails?
[Peebee]: What? :D
[SAM]: A Krogan masquerading as a Cherry Tree.
[Old Man]: Okay, for an AI that was pretty good.
[Poker Face]: Ha!
[Bootlegger]: Funny. But I’ve got to go Sid is calling.
[Bootlegger] logged out.
[Peebee]: This chat was the best idea ever!