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"Who's the cutest baby?" Hoseok overly cooed. He was just finishing up on changing the boy's diaper but as always, a cute face distracted him from the task.
His heart melted when the other let out a small gurgle in response behind his pacifier and eyes scrunching up cutely due to his bright smile.
"That's right! Min Yoongi is!" Hoseok laughed. At that exact moment he was done taping up the sides of the other's diaper. Hoseok then proceeded to clip the buttons of the long sleeve green and white striped onesie over the diaper, officially being done now.
"Hobi! Breakfast's ready!" Namjoon's voice rang out a second later.
"Coming!" Hoseok responded before looking back down to his baby still laying on his back. Yoongi had dropped his paci (thankfully, it wasn't lost because of the clip attached onto the onesie) and now held his favorite teddy bear close to chest, biting it's ear.
"Ah someone's really hungry for breakfast, aren't they?" Hoseok chuckled. Yoongi glanced up at Hoseok before excitedly repeating, "Nana! Nana!"
"Okay Okay, we'll get you some Nana." Hoseok chuckled again, amused at how the other really loved bananas. Before he picked him up though, he blew a quick off guard raspberry over his baby's squishy stomach. Yoongi squealed in suprisement while Hoseok picked him up into his arms and placed Yoongi securely on his hip.
"Let's go baby." Hoseok last said before giving a quick kiss to Yoongi's cheek. Yoongi grinned and gave a peck in return, much to Hoseok's amusement.
"There's my baby boy!"
Yoongi giggled when Namjoon took him from Hoseok's arm and swung him up in the air the second they entered the kitchen.
"Dada!" Yoongi squealed when Namjoon started tickling his sides instead. Yoongi couldn't stop laughing and resorted to his savior, "Mama!"
"Aish Namjoon. Already torturing our baby this early in the day." Seokjin shook his head but of course had that hint of smile. Yoongi's laughter died down when he was taken away from Namjoon's arms and into Seokjin's instead. "Mama" Yoongi mumbled, snuggling into Seokjin's warmth and holding the other's shirt loosely.
"Had a good night's sleep, my little prince?" He asked as he held Yoongi securely on his waist while finishing up preparing the last plate of breakfast. Of course Seokjin didn't get much of a gurgle as a response as Yoongi had his fingers in his mouth
Their quiet peaceful kitchen was short lived though when loud footsteps rang throughout their large mansion, and that was saying a lot.
"Taehyung didn't I tell you to stop running?"
"Jimin you better not start like Taehyung."
Namjoon, Hoseok, Seokjin, and Yoongi glanced towards their doorway right in time to see an active Taehyung jump on Jungkook's back while Jimin laughed from where he was firmly held by Jungkook's hand.
"Daddy were dimosawrs!" Jimin whined since Jungkook wouldn't let them run around freely. "Yeah daddy! Dinosawrs! Rawr!" Taehyung agreed while making claws with his hands.
"I can see that angels but right now it's breakfast time." Jungkook tiredly responded with a small smile. He sort of regrets now putting the two to bed in their matching dinosaur footie onesies. Now both of them had refused to take it off.
"Come on you two. Give your daddy a break for now." Hoseok chuckled before lifting up Taehyung into the air and setting him down into his adult sized high chair. He strapped him in while Namjoon mimicked him at his right but with Jimin instead.
The high chairs were relatively new for the two boys since Yoongi had been the only one occupying the one. But since Taehyung would occasionally run off and Jimin would refuse to stay in his spot because of vegetables, they knew it wouldn't hurt them to get two more high chairs. Especially since money was not a hassle at all.
Namjoon had already placed Yoongi in his own high chair so everyone was ready to go to their seats. Jungkook greeted the baby before heading towards his two trouble makers and placed a kiss on Yoongi's head, "This is why your secretly my favorite." Jungkook jokingly whispered to Yoongi. Yoongi looked up and gave Jungkook a gummy smile. Jungkook didn't have time to coo though because he was getting loud whines of "Dadaaa!" and "Daddy hungryyy." Jungkook sighed when he saw his two boys heavily pouting and close to releasing tears. He had forgotten he was holding their plates of pancakes in each hand and that he had two really impatient littles.
"Aish. You two are going to be the reason why daddy's going to have white hairs before thirty." Jungkook commented, placing a plate on each of their trays before making sure both of them had their bibs on.
Jimin and Taehyung giggled before leaning up and giving a sloppy kiss at one side of Jungkook's cheek at the same time. Jungkook smiled before sitting on his chair (Taehyung's side) and Hoseok sitting at Jimin's side. Yoongi sat between Namjoon and Seokjin so each of them can have their fair share on the baby.
The seven of them had a pretty well lifestyle. Seokjin, Namjoon, Hoseok, and Jungkook loved taking care of their littles and Yoongi, Taehyung, and Jimin loved being littles and taken care of. It was actually rare for them to be out of little space. Seokjin and Namjoon were CEO's of a major music company, Hoseok inherited a famous company, and Jungkook was just naturally rich. Yoongi, Jimin, and Taehyung were never on the poor side either. They were all best friends (Namjoon and Seokjin confessing their love for each other a few years later) since they were young teenagers and remained best friends in their sudden rich uphold. Now everyone in Korea knows the richest household and even accepts their lifestyle. Well, it was more like you don't accept, I'm rich enough to send you to jail type of deal.
Now they felt like they had a perfect family. Well, depending on the definition of prefect.
"Jimin don't do that!" Hoseok warned but it was too late, the pancake was already smeared onto Taehyung's right cheek. Taehyung let out a whine and used his syrup covered fingers (Jungkook didn't even know how that happened, he's been feeding the boy the whole time) to pull at Jimin's hair.
"Taehyung!" Jungkook scolded, already imagining the struggle it's going to take to get that out of his baby's hair. Jimin started crying, of course, never really enjoying being messy as much as he liked getting other's messy.
Namjoon and Seokjin's side weren't doing so well either.
"Come on Yoongi, eat for Mama." Seokjin pleaded but Yoongi kept on spitting the oatmeal out. He had just discovered the fun in playing with his food and although Namjoon and Seokjin were frustrated, he was enjoying it.
"What's going to make you eat Yoongi?" Namjoon sighed helplessly as his airplane spoonful was rejected once again. Yoongi's eyes shifted from the spoon in front of him towards the basket of fruit in the middle of the table. His eyes lit up, "Nana! Nana!"
Seokjin quickly caught on and grabbed a banana, cutting it in half before giving a piece to Yoongi. The baby squealed before mushing it with his hands, the way he always liked it, before actually eating. But instead now he had been distracted by Jimin and Taehyung's little food fight in front of him.
Jimin had just started crying and Taehyung whining when Yoongi flung his hand and hit Jimin's right cheek and Taehyung's hair with his banana mush. Yoongi giggled before bringing up what remained on his fingers and bringing it to his mouth, face already getting messy with banana.
"Yoongi! We don't do that!" Seokjin scolded the younger who was eating innocently. Jimin and Taehyung were now both sobbing (Jungkook had threatened Taehyung with a time out and scared him) and Yoongi shortly followed them. Yoongi started crying because his headspace made him sensitive to loud noise and Seokjin's scolding had scared him.
Jungkook sighed, heart feeling crushed, as he took in the sight of his two boys. "Come on baby. Bath time is going to be early today." Jungkook stood up and lifted Taehyung (who immediately clung onto like a koala) into his arms, bouncing him a little to down his sobs. Hoseok was cooing with Jimin and lifted him up too and followed Jungkook out the door.
"It's your day." Seokjin eyed Namjoon. The younger sighed before carrying his own crying baby into his arms and heading with the others to the bathroom.
Seokjin sighed and slumped against his chair, staring helplessly at the huge mess. Yep, this was their odd perfect family. And although it was tiring to the max, it was indeed worth it.