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Monday
>SARAH S WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU WILL BE HOME FOR DINNER
>no
>SHE IS MAKING MEAT
>what kind of meat
>THE GOOD KIND OF MEAT
>you think theyre all good, youve got meat for a head
>SO DO YOU
>WE ARE LEARNING ABOUT THIS IN SCIENCE CLASS
>EVERYONE IS MADE OF MEAT AND BONES SARAH
>yeah well
>havent been in science class for a while have i
>ARE YOU MAKING SKIPS THERE ALSO
>DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL S THAT YOU
>WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL S
>dont tell her anything its my shit i can handle it
>eat all the meat for me got it
>NO WE CAN SAVE SOME FOR YOU
>I CAN USE THE FOILS
>seriously its fine its just wasted food
>SARAH WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO BE HOME
>later
>OKAY
Tuesday
>helena wheres my shirt
>??? IS IT ON YOU
>no meathead my clash shirt
>did you take it
>helena did you take my shirt
>helena
Wednesday
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>THIS CLOUD IS SHAPED LIKE A DUCK
>lol are you in history
>MAYBE
>CAN YOU SEE YOUR SEAT IN THE CORNER OF THE PICTURE
>WHERE
>I THINK
>YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE
>yeah i can really tell im missing loads
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>THE CLOUD IS SHAPED LIKE A FOOT NOW
>i can see it from here
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> :)
>pay attention meathead
>NO!
>OH RACHEL SAYS HELLO
>bullshit
>YES MANY SHITS
>SHE SAYS
>Put ur phone away. This is a place of learning. I like saying words with many syllables but dont like spelling your. Blah blah very smart things.
>nailed it
>I KNOW
Thursday
>helena
>dont want to scare you
>theres a food truck parked three blocks away from school
>WHAT
>WHEN CAN WE GO TO IT
>im thinkin now
>YES I AM ALSO THINKING NOW
>I HAVE TO MAKE LIGHTS WITH DONNIE CHUBBS WILL YOU TELL S
>yeah sure ill tell her youre
>making lights
>FOR THE PLAY SARAH
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>bloody hell dont fall
>I AM GOOD AT BEING UP HIGH
>I DO NOT FALL
>well if you fall dont land on your head
>IT WILL BREAK THE BONES!!!!!!!!!!!!
>I DO NOT KNOW THE NAMES OF THE BONES
>lol
>no one does
>RACHEL DOES
>rachel can piss off
> :O
> :/
> :O!!!!!
>go shine a bloody spotlight on alison hendrix, meathead
>OKAY
Friday
>jrotc party this weekend you in y/y
>N
>helena
>if you dont come
>whos gonna help me beat bloody rudy at beer pong
>YOU ARE THE WORST SISTER!
>I WILL COME
>BUT ONLY FOR BEER PONG
>sure
>SSSHHH DONT WORRY SESTRA
>I WILL HELP YOU WIN
>AND THEN
>DRINK THE BEER
>if youre gonna start a fight let me know
>so i can film it
>WORST SISTER!
>I WILL LET YOU KNOW
>SO YOU CAN HELP ME WIN
>YES????
>yeah alright
>you n me. unstoppable
>UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!!!
>yeah