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2017-05-15
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Get Into My Swamp

Summary:

Barry B. Benson just really wants Shrek's meaty hands around his...(read to find out)

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I made this on a dare. It's just one big shit show. Have fun and post wherever you want, just credit me if you do.

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When I rolled up to the alleyway, I knew I was going to bee destroyed. There sat Shronk, in all his green, delicious glory waiting for me to stoke him hard. Stroke him harder than he has ever felt. I walked up to him and ejaculated

“Sh-Shrek~senpai! Bee me up with your hard, sizzling, hot knob!”

he responded “Not now it's too public, I'll take you somewhere even more special.”

I awaited in excitement as my Shreky~kun carried me away bridal style to his ass-destroying ride. Instead of hopping in the swaggyest car, he just leaped in the air. He flew. When we landed I was in the most beautiful place I have ever seen. It was Shrek’s swamp.

“So, how do you like it Barry~chan?”

“It's….It's….UNNGGG”

I ejaculated right then and there. By some miracle I was immediately hard again as Shrek started to violently shove his monster sized, calloused hand onto my shoulder, titillating it.

“SHREK!!! GIVE ME MORE” I got what I asked for as he brought the other large hand over to my other shoulder and began to moan. A symphony of moans screamed throughout the swamp waking all near animal life. Soon enough Fiona showed up. She suddenly whipped out a giant dick as big as me and shoved it up Shreks ass. We all came at once flooding the swamp with honey and a sticky, thicc, green fluid. Till that day no one ever traversed the swamp again.

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