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"Jimin i don't feel really good can you come he-"
“Hyung???” Jimin yelled as soon as he heard a loud banging noise coming from the kitchen.
The sound was clear, and since he was in their bedroom, which is pretty far from the kitchen, he became concerned considering the loudness of it. He also knew Yoongi was cooking for them, and he was actually chopping something, Jimin didn’t knew what it was because he kept getting distracted with the sound of Holly’s bark, he was playing with their socks and Jimin was trying to clean the mess, the aftermath wasn’t nice, there were socks even in their backyard since the window was open, the socks just flew outside.
"Holly! Come here right now with my favorite yellow stripped socks!" Jimin was running all over the bedroom trying to get the sock out of Holly's mouth.
But because Yoongi couldn't even finish the sentence, the younger one rushed out of the bedroom to go see what had just happened.
"Hyung? Yoongi hyung!!! Can you hear me?"
The thing that caught Jimin’s attention as soon as he stepped in the kitchen was the empty soju and red wine bottles on top of the kitchen counter, it looked like Yoongi had way too many drinks, and it explains why he was shouting some Kanye West’s lyrics as loud and incoherent as possible, and his voice sounded like it was cracking every second.
He got some water to throw on Yoongi’s face and when he did that he heard the loudest curse word coming out of his mouth.
“Fuck!” he shouted, still on the kitchen floor.
“It’s ok hyung, you just fell”
"My fucking…Errr..it hurts Jimin"
"At least you are still alive...My favourite honey boy" Said the younger one in the sweetest tone ever.
Holly came and started licking Yoongi’s face and just jumping around everywhere.
"Now is not the time to be greasy Jimin, just shut up and rush, turn the car on i need to go to the hospital as soon as possible" He looked dizzy and was struggling to speak properly.
Jimin picked up Yoongi from the kitchen floor and carried him downstairs on his arms, newly married couple style, placed him in the backseat of their car that was in the garage and then went upstairs. There, he picked up the car keys and quickly went downstairs, got inside the car and turned the engines on.
But he noticed Yoongi was way too quiet, since he was paying attention to the road he couldn’t properly check what was going on. He was driving as fast as possible while Yoongi was seemingly unconscious on the backseat.
"Hyung, are you there? Are you still alive?" he sounded worried
"Mmmm, yes.." Yoongi murmured and it wasn't clear enough to Jimin.
Jimin stopped the car because he wanted to check if Yoongi was okay and if he got Yoongi's ID with him.
"Oh wait, hyung??!!??!!! Where's your ear?" And he let out the loudest giggle in the world.
"For fuck's sake..."
"I need to drop you in the hospital and rush back home to get your ear, what if Holly decides to eat it?"
"Ha, ha, ha, you're so fucking funny aren't you?" He sighs loudly
Jimin is still giggling thinking about Yoongi drinking wine and dancing while chopping tomatoes to do something so dumb like this.
"Please, this is not funny just drive as fast as you can i need to get this checked Jimin, i'm earless!!! Go, go, go!!!"
"Sure hyung, prepare yourself for the fastest driver on earth, i should cameo in Fast & Furious, honestly"
As soon as they step in the hospital a doctor attends them.
"Good morning young ma-" said the doctor as soon as he took a glimpse of Yoongi's face, he was shocked, in disbelief.
"That's exactly what you're seeing doctor, he did that while cooking" Jimin shook his head
"I was just chopping tomatoes doctor" Yoongi whined.