Nobody expects the interdimensional inquisition.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, either, but it doesn't stop them from trying.
And while the Spanish one does bad things, this one is random and tries-and sometimes fails-to do good things.
But as they say....
NO ONE EXPECTS THE INTERDIMENSIONAL INQUISITION!
Welp.
Looks like it's the start!
The Cast (so far):
MISTWOLF: Me. I'm the leader of this insane deployment of randomness.
JEWELFUR: My "sister". Not actually my sister. If she was, I would have disowned her. ....probably.
(See the end of the work for more notes.)
Jewelfur groaned. "I'm boooooooorrrrrrreeeddddd...."
"Deal with it."
"I caaaaaaaannnnnn''tttttttt...."
"I'm sure you can."
"No. I cannot stand one more second."
Mistwolf paused. "Fine. We'll do something."
Jewelfur grinned. "NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION."
"....we're not Spanish."
"Fine. NO ONE EXPECTS THE INTERDIMENSIONAL INQUISITION!"
Mistwolf grinned. "Now we just need more members."
End the extremely cramped and short chapter one