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When You Love Somebody, You Add Them to a Group Chat

Summary:

Two months after the squipening, Jake, Rich, Michael, and Jeremy all join a group chat. Everything seems fine.. for the most part.

Chapter 1: Michael in the Bank Account

Summary:

After all is said and done, it's time to have things settle down a bit... not. Also Rich can't read clocks.

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Today at 1:02 AM

 

Player-Two added Jeremy_is_Heere to the conversation.

 

Player-Two: this is where i come to cry

 

Jeremy_is_Heere: michael what the fuck

 

Player-Two: no, not actually

 

Jeremy_is_Heere: anyway dude i found this weird rip-off of apocalypse of the damned

 

Player-Two: you bought it didnt you?

 

Jeremy_is_Heere: no…

 

Player-Two: how much money do you have right now jeremy

 

Jeremy_is_Heere: 12$

 

Player-Two: you had 35 before this

 

Jeremy_is_Heere: you watch how much i spend???

 

Player-Two: as your friend, thats my job

 

Jeremy_is_Heere has changed the group name to “Michael in the bank account”

 

Player-Two: why are you like this

 

Jeremy_is_Heere: you know you love me

 

Player-Two: <3

 

Player-Two: im gonna add someone into this

 

Jeremy_is_Heere: alright!

 

Player-Two added gossip-guardian to the chat

 

gossip-guardian has changed the group name to “boyf riends”

 

Player-Two removed gossip-guardian from the chat

 

Player-Two: nevermind

 

Jeremy_is_Heere: ohmygodchristinewhy

 

Player-Two: shes too into this..

 

Jeremy_is_Heere: do you think rich is up?

 

Player-Two: dude.. Its rich

 

Jeremy_is_Heere has added accidentalArsonist to the chat

 

accidentalArsonist: It’s literally 1 AM what the fuck.

 

Jeremy_is_Heere: im glad you can read clocks, rich

 

accidentalArsonist: It’s a digital clock.

 

Jeremy_is_Heere: i was proud for about 2 seconds

 

Player-Two: pretend this is the clap emoji

 

accidentalArsonist: I mean.. Nevermind, anyway.

 

Player-Two: youre so tired youre using autocorrect??

 

accidentalArsonist: How’d you know?

 

Player-Two: capitalization isnt much of a rich thing to do, u know

 

accidentalArsonist: You have a point

 

Jeremy_is_Heere: go to bed

 

accidentalArsonist has logged off

 

Jeremy_is_Heere: michael you should sleep too dude

 

Player-Two: alright

 

Player-Two: goodnight

 

Jeremy_is_Heere has logged off

 

Player-Two is online