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OFC
Tom
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Feb. 14 2010 22:30
Here at the Royal Oak. Please pick me up.
Feb. 14 2010 22:32
Not to be rude. But who's this?
Feb. 14 2010 22:35
nice. you had me worried there for a second, Sis.
Feb. 14 2010 22:38
Sis? This is Tom.
Feb. 14 2010 22:41
Duude, I'm so so sorry! Just checked the number and realized this! Sorry for bothering your sleep or whatever it was that you were doing.
Feb. 14 2010 22:43
It's fine, I was just preparing for sleep when I recevied your text :)
Feb. 15 2010 10:50
Did you arrive home safe?
Feb. 15 2010 10:52
Hi! Mr. Wrong Number! :) thanks for your concern or curiosity? I did get home safe ;)
Feb. 15 2010 10:50
Hello! Miss Wrong Sent.I'm glad to know. You're welcome, I guess? :)
Feb. 15 2010 10:54
Sorry for the late rep. Anyways I'm glad to be of service. I like your nickname for me ♥
Feb. 15 2010 10:54
So from 1 to Simon Cowell in american idol how bored were you that you decided to text this mortal?
Feb. 15 2010 10:55
hehe. I was just waiting for my friend to finish talking with our associates then I saw your number when I was deleting texts and decided to text you?
Feb. 15 2010 10:56
Boring! Come on! you got my hopes up that you would be utterly fascinating. Haven't you read fanfics of your OTP that feat. text fics?
Feb. 15 2010 10:58
Will you make me go to a coffee shop to receive paid coffee from your barista friend?
Feb. 15 2010 11:00
Yes.Then somewhere along the way through our continous texting we'll fall in love and meet after various obstacles ;)
Feb. 15 2010 11:01
I like that you like my nickname(?) for you. Guess I'll never know your name?
Feb. 15 2010 11:01
Stranger Danger
Feb. 15 2010 11:02
You wound me :'(
Feb. 15 2010 11:02
Do I now? If it offers any comfort there are a lot of humans named Tom
Feb. 15 2010 11:03
But there is only one me ;)
Feb. 15 2010 11:04
Of course, the similarities only end at your shared names. Just as how there are a lot of humans who share the same name as me
Feb. 15 2010 11:04
You are oddly poetic...I think?
Feb. 15 2010 11:05
It's what books and shows that emotionally compromises me do
Feb. 15 2010 11:06
Is it weird that I am bothered by the fact that you stopped placing periods at the end of your texts?
Feb. 15 2010 11:06
I think not, considering you are not bothered by the fact that we have now spent 16 minutes responding to each other despite the fact that only one of us knows the other's name.
Feb. 15 2010 11:08
Make that 18. Also the fact that we 'met' through purely accidental circumstances.
Feb. 15 2010 11:09
19.I believe it's called serendipity ;)
Feb. 15 2010 11:10
Sorry! My friend just gave me the eye, I think he's on to me not listening at all. Text you later :*
Feb. 19 2010 22:30
8664.I'm so sorry it took me so long to message you :( forgive me?
Feb. 19 2010 22:30
It's fine, I understand how utterly embarrassed you were that you evaded me for 5 days, after accidentally kissing me via text
Feb. 19 2010 22:32
8666. accidentally?
Feb. 19 2010 22:33
8667. Oh my God! you did that on purpose? patience, grasshopper!
Feb. 19 2010 22:34
8668. Just went back to my last message sent to you...
Feb. 19 2010 22:34
I *am* so sorry, I was panicking at that time!! Please don't think I'm propositioning you or something :'(
Feb. 19 2010 22:35
8669. Dude, chill! I was just joking...jesting you
Feb. 19 2010 22:35
I understood it at joking.
Feb. 19 2010 22:36
8670. I'm sorry? are we now even then?
Feb. 19 2010 22:37
8671. Yup
Feb. 19 2010 22:38
8672. Sorry, starting to get sleepy, in case you are still unaware I like you, platonically ;) sweet dreams.
Feb. 19 2010 22:40
8674. sweet dreams to you too :)
Feb. 20 2010 10:10
Okay, so I got tired rereading our previous conversations.
Feb. 20 2010 10:11
Also I noticed that you have evaded some of my questions!
Feb. 20 2010 10:12
I stop keeping count of the minutes we share texting each other
Feb. 20 2010 10:12
The fact that you could keep me distracted is an amazing feat.
Feb. 20 2010 10:12
If we went by my friends' standards, which is high btw.
Feb. 20 2010 10:12
On a completely unrelated note, I just remembered that you were not at all worried if you had accidentally kissed a person of the same gender via text...
Feb. 20 2010 10:13
Which is fine btw, I have no problems with the preffered sexuality of people... in case I accidentally offended you
Feb. 20 2010 10:13
This is a great way to practice typing fast you know?
Feb. 20 2010 10:13
Hope I'm not pissing you off
Feb. 20 2010 10:13
Also I hope ur phone in on silent and not ringing incessantly.
Feb. 20 2010 10:13
wao. incessantly big word. nice.
Feb. 20 2010 10:14
How awkward would it be if someone else was reading this?
Feb. 20 2010 10:14
Feb. 20 2010 10:14
I have been reduced to sending you memes from unmitigated boredom! ha 19 points! unmitigated
Feb. 20 2010 10:15
Incase the person who has been reading this constant and sudden influx of texts that is meant for Tom is not Tom. Then please kindly stop reading, also sorry for the disturbance?
Feb. 20 2010 10:15
Incase Not-Tom person is offended, I'm sorry I didn't meant for it to sound offended :( please don't be mad?♥
Feb. 20 2010 10:15
Even if u r bc I am still boooooored
Feb. 20 2010 10:16
It tells so much that I am using txt speak w/u
Feb. 20 2010 10:16
Sis, is getting curious about who I am texting
Feb. 20 2010 10:16
Last text for now, I hope u have a fun time reading this backwards? *crosses fingers*
Feb. 20 2010 14:20
Okay, I had a lot of fun reading this backwards
Feb. 20 2010 14:20
It's flattering to know that *flutters eyelashes*
Feb. 20 2010 14:21
Back at you, since I *am* reading this backwards.
Feb. 20 2010 14:22
I think that I am not wrong about the fact that you *are* not a morning person
Feb. 20 2010 14: 25
lol. that was funny
Feb. 20 2010 14:28
Luke, my friend, has been silently judging me, since I've been laughing obnoxiously and my hands are still shaking as I type this
Feb. 20 2010 14:30
I just asked Luke if I should return the favor of sending you a meme
Feb. 20 2010 14:30
His eyes tells me that it is the look of someone who is becoming barmy
Feb. 20 2010 14:32
I just sent him this:
Ha! two birds with one stone ;)
Feb. 20 2010 14:32
I hope I'm a welcome distraction *whispers* you are too ;)
Feb. 20 2010 14:32
Is barmy acceptable for scrabble?
Feb. 20 2010 14:33
Apparently it does
Feb. 20 2010 14:35
I like words with friends more, they give higher points
Feb. 20 2010 14:36
12 pts from scrabble and 13 points from wwf
Feb. 20 2010 14:38
I always put my phone in silent when I'm in meetings
Feb. 20 2010 14:39
Don't worry ur not (see what I did there?) ehehehe
Feb. 20 2010 14:40
ur a welcome anomaly
Feb. 20 2010 14:41
I like anomalies like you
Feb. 20 2010 14:41
Glad to be of service ;)
Feb. 20 2010 14:41
I have it in my mind that my text mate is a girl...so we're even?
Feb. 20 2010 14:42
There are more ways to keep count
Feb. 20 2010 14:45
I'll be the one who'll keep on counting ;)