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1. Storybrooke Singles (or: Emma Swan Decides Not To Die Alone After a Humiliating Snapchat Incident) by coalitiongirl

   Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   20 Aug 2017

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   • Evil Queen | Regina Mills/Emma Swan
   • Emma Swan
   • Evil Queen | Regina Mills
   • Wicked Witch of the West | Zelena
   • Henry Mills (Once Upon a Time)
   • Snow White | Mary Margaret Blanchard
   • Mulan (Once Upon a Time)
   • Marian (Once Upon a Time)
   • Other(s)
   • Future Fic

   Summary

   "To commemorate this achievement and prove just how good at this I am, Storybrooke Singles has decided to take on a charity case.” Zelena claps her hands together. “Someone forever doomed to be alone if not for me."

   Emma says under her breath to Regina, “Which desperate sucker did she get for that?” Regina shrugs, tearing off another piece of Emma’s bear claw.

   Zelena raises her voice. “And now, give it up for the sad, pathetic lonely woman whose life I’m going to change forever…” Her smile widens. “Emma Swan!”

   Regina chokes on her bear claw.

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