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Comely
“After the recent debacle with the bomb in someone's personal belongings on their desk that we still have no idea how long it had been there, I regret to inform you that we have a temporary clamp-down on personal items of any kind on your desks starting tomorrow. Please take home all personal items tonight. Any personal items remaining tomorrow will be confiscated. The only items allowed on or near desks will be purses, jackets, and other items that you carry with you for the day only. No personal belongings can remain behind when you are not present. This includes photographs of any comely family members or strippers or whatever else.” Vance announced.
“Can you believe Vance?” Tony turned to Gibbs.
“No. I'll take care of this.” Gibbs growled. No way was he taking his pictures of Shannon home.
