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SassySnarkySam added TRANSformation to MAGNUS CHASE DEFENSE SQUAD
TRANSformation: y am I here?
SassySnarkySam: ur one of us now
TRANSformation: I'd rather keep the remaining of my dignity Intact
Elfish_Behavior: you're with us now
Elfish_Behavior: dignity has nothing to do with it
Swagness95: Hearth! Stop! This is not how we welcome ppl
Blitzing: well he isn't lying
Elfish_Behavior: thank you blitzen ♡
SassySnarkySam: guys guys
SassySnarkySam: SHUT UP
TRANSformation: I'm leaving now
Swagness95: no! Staaaaaaaaaay
Blitzing: nice Hamilton reference
Swagness95: thanks!!!!
Swagness95: bromeo
Swagness95: broseph
Swagness95: bromie
SassySnarkySam: careful Magnus your desperation is showing
TRANSformation: I'll staying as long as Maggie stops with the 'bros'
TRANSformation: I'm female today
Swagness95: sorry Alex
TRANSformation: It's alrite I no how you can make it UP to me..
TRANSformation changed Swagness95's name to MangoCheese
MangoCheese: Wat the Helheim? Whyy?
Blitzing: I like it! Good one alex!
Elfish_Behavior: mangooooo
SassySnarkySam: mangoOoOoo
Blitzing: in dwarf culture a mango represents sexual desires, erotic fantasies, sweetness, new beginnings, new relationships and sourness in the present relationships.
Blitzing: coincidence? I think not!
TRANSformation: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
MangoCheese: BLITZEN NO ONE ASKED YOU!
Elfish_Behavior: I don't see you changing it though
Elfish_Behavior: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SassySnarkySam: HEARTH BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE BEST CLAPBACKS!
MangoCheese changed his name to Chase007
Chase007: Yo Hearth
Elfish_Behavior: yes MangoBae?
Elfish_Behavior changed Chase007's name to MangoBae
MangoBae: (ง'̀-'́)ง
SassySnarkySam: Chill Mango, it's all good fun
SassySnarkySam: rite Alex? Lolololololololol
TRANSformation: I can't wait to kill you all
Blitzing: Where's Amir? He never misses out on group chats..
SassySnarkySam: in the shower
SassySnarkySam: I MEAN IDK
SassySnarkySam: delete DEL-FUCKING-ETE
TRANSformation: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
MangoBae: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Blitzing: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Elfish_Behavior: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) x ∞
SassySnarkySam changed her name to Shame-irah
MangoBae: accurate
Shame-irah: Don't talk to be about 'accurate' mango boy
TRANSformation: u perv
Amir4you: What'd I miss?
Blitzing: nice Hamilton reference
Amir4you: huh? I don't get it
Shame-irah: YOU HAVEN'T SEEM HAMILTON
TRANSformation: not even the gifs?
MangoBae: not even the YouTube vids?
Blitzing: I'm blocking you
Elfish_Behavior: I haven't either..
MangoBae: *le gasp* y
Elfish_Behavior: I'M DEAF YOU ROTTEN MANGO ! Why bother watching a MUSICAL when you can't hear it (¬_¬)
Blitzing: Don't mind the rotten mango, baby.
MangoBae: (ಥ﹏ಥ) that hurt and I'll translate it!
TRANSformation: Don't think I've forgotten bout u Amir! Your ass better have a good reason for not seeing it
Amir4you: .... I don't like musicals....
TRANSformation kicked Amir4you out of the chat
TRANSformation: No hard feelings Sam?
Shame-irah: no I'm glad u did it b4 I did
MangoBae: ━]═══> Jack says hello
TRANSformation: Tell Jack he's more along the lines of ━]═>
MangoBae: Jack threatens you with Taylor Swift lullabies for denting his pride
Shame-irah: Why's jack out?
MangoBae: he needed to stretch
Shame-irah: HE'S A SWORD!!
Blitzing: ^
Elfish_Behavior: ^^
MangoBae: TRY TELLING HIM THAT!!!
MangoBae: tbh at this point I don't bother to see reason w/ Jack
MangoBae: oh a pun lol
TRANSformation: Wise choice.. very uncharacteristic of u
MangoBae: HEY!
Elfish_Behavior: #BurntCheese
Shame-irah: #FriedMango
Blitzing: #RoastedMaggie
MangoBae: I hate u all
Shame-irah: we love you too
TRANSformation: did you see Odin's PowerPoint presentation the other day?
Shame-irah: yeah! Omg so embarrassing and uncomfortable to watch
MangoBae: I can't believe he went full depth into it. He really penetrated the subject
TRANSformation: was that a FUCKING double-pun?
MangoBae: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Blitzing: you know damn well Hearth and I weren't there
Elfish_Behavior: TellUsTellUsTellUs
TRANSformation: Odin's went into detail on how he impregnated his wife.. in honor of fathers day coming up
Shame-irah: he.. had.... visual
Shame-irah: of his children being born!!!!
MangoBae: side note Thor was one helluva ugly baby
Blitzing: that's hardly a surprise
Elfish_Behavior: Odin needs to stop with these motivational presentations
TRANSformation: none of which are actually motivational
MangoBae: they'll grow onto you like I did
TRANSformation: so like a fungus?
Shame-irah: （╯°□°）╯︵( .o.)
Shame-irah: ^Alex ^Magnus
Elfish_Behavior changed Shame-irah's name to SuperMuslima
SuperMuslima: Oh Heart!!! Thank you! !!
SuperMuslima: (ﾉ♡ヮ♡)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Elfish_Behavior: you deserve it
TRANSformation: well it's been good but pottery is calling my name
Blitzing: Hearth and I will be watching Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 (again)
Elfish_Behavior: Don't bother us
SuperMuslima: I guess I'm out too! See you later!
MangoBae: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
MangoBae changed his name to Magnus-PleaseDontAssociateMeWithMangos-Chase1
MagnusPleassDontAssociateMeWithMangos1: I can't believe 'Magnus-PleaseDontAssociateMeWithMangos-Chase' was already taken