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[May 16th, 11:54 pm]
*Chachawoo has logged in*
*Chachawoo has added 5 others to the chat*
PockyRocky: who made this
PockyRocky: we’re literally in the same dorm??
Chachawoo: It was me
Moonbean: who that
Chachawoo: ( ° ʖ °)
Moonbean: nevermind
EvilMaknae: Wait I’m confused someone please explain
DaebakHyung: Why don’t we just introduce ourselves
SunnySunny: Let’s just introduce ourselves so there won’t be any confusion
PockyRocky: ^^couple goals
Moonbean: ^^
Chachawoo: ^^
EvilMaknae: I don’t know what “^^” means but I’ll do it anyways ^^^
DaebakHyung: -_-
PockyRocky: GUYS HES USING EMOTIOCONS
Moonbean: EVERYOEN ABORT
Chachawoo: WE’RE ALL DEAD
SunnySunny: ^^friendship goals
DaebakHyung: Let’s just start with introductions in age order please…
PockyRocky: In what order? Top or bottom hyung
DaebakHyung: Top
DaebakHyung: Wait shoot I mean-
Moonbean: BWAHAHAHA MINHYUK LITERALLY JUST FELL OFF HIS BED LAUGHING
Moonbean: THERES ACTUALLY A SINGLE TEAR RUNNING DOWN HIS LEFT CHEEK IM SHTITING
SunnySunny: Oh my god I can hear the both of you from the kitchen I’m crying XDD
Chachawoo: Who uses “XD” anymore??
EvilMaknae: Hyung! Can you please make me a sandwich?
SunnySunny: Sure!
DaebakHyung: Can you make me one too?
SunnySunny: Make one yourself.
DaebakHyung: BUT YOU’RE MAKING SANHA ONE
EvilMaknae: HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME
Chachawoo: SANAH YOU’RE THE ONLY EVIL MAKNAE IN OUR GROUP
EvilMaknae: ROCKY IS EVIL AND HES A MAKNAE
PockyRocky: OKAY I AM OFFENDED
Moonbean: It’s true though
Chachawoo: ^^
PockyRocky: (ಥ﹏ಥ)
DaebakHyung: And our names are yet to be discussed….
EvilMaknae: Don't worry, I got this.
EvilMaknae: Yah Moonbin
Moonbean: ….sanha do you want to die? I’m coming after yo butt
DaebakHyung: Well, that’s one person settled.
PockyRocky: LMAO RIP SANHA MOONBIN JSUT LEFT THE ROO M GOOD LUCK SURVIVNIG
Chachawoo: Sanha you better hide
EvilMaknae: Okay thanks Dongmin hyung!!
DaebakHyung: Wait how did you know that was Eunwoo??
SunnySunny: Jinwoo, who else would call themselves “Chachawoo”?
DaebakHyung: ….
PockyRocky: OH SNAP HE GOT THE FIRST NAME S OUT
Chachawoo: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
SunnySunny: -_-
Moonbean: WHERE IS THE SANHA
EvilMaknae: GUYS NO ONE TELL HIM WHERE I AM
PockyRocky: HES IN OUR ROOM BEHIDN THE CURTAINS
EvilMaknae: MINHYUK I TRUSTEDi YOU
Chachawoo: LMAO RIP SANHA 2K17
Moonbean: SANHA IM COMING FOR YOU
*Moonbean has logged out*
PockyRocky: Sanha you better log out too if you want to survive because I’m not helping :P
EvilMaknae: I HATE YOU
*EvilMaknae has logged out*
PockyRocky: He loves me
SunnySunny: I love ALL my children
DaebakHyung: MJ thats kinda creepy..
SunnySunny: ECUXSE ME DO YOU WANT YOUR SANDWICH OR NOT
DaebakHyung: IM SORRY FORIGVE ME I’LL DO ANYTHIGN I JST WANT ME SANDWICH
Chachawoo: I JUST HEARD GIRLY SCREAMS FROM THE OTHER ROOM SOMEONE SHOULD GO CHECK ON THEM
Chachawoo: 3
Chachawoo: 2
Chachawoo: 1
Chachawoo: Not it
SunnySunny: Not it
DaebakHyung: ...what abotu Minhyuk
Chachawoo: Minhyuk’s in the same room as them….for all we know he could be the one screaming
DaebakHyung: ughhhhhhh fine i”ll do it
*DaebakHyung has logged out*
Chachawoo: ….
SunnySunny: ……
Chachawoo: ….can I have his sandwich if I get to the kitchen first?
SunnySunny: Deal.
*Chachawoo has logged out*
SunnySunny: ...Rocky you’r e still there aren’t you?
PockyRocky: Shhhhh
PockyRocky: I’m just sitting in the corner watching teh fight
PockyRocky: OH SHIT JINJIN HYUNG JUST CAME IN I I THINK I NEED TO HIDE BYE
SunnySunny: LANGUAGE
*PockyRocky has logged out*
SunnySunny: -_-
SunnySunny: …...
SunnySunny: It’s been like a minute and I still hear screaming what are those kids doing??
*SunnySunny has logged out*