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That One Groupchat Fic

Summary:

When Midoriya creates a group chat, the memes are plentiful

Chapter 1: And So It Begins

Summary:

The one where everyone is eager to stay or leave

Notes:

Hey, so if you made it past that slightly cringe inducing summary, I hope you enjoy

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

           Greengoblin added 10+ users to

                            the A team

 

                            1:30 pm

Greengoblin

Hi everyone, I'm sure you're wondering

why I created this groupchat. Well…

I just thought it was a good idea! You

all are free to leave whenever you

Want, though.

Angelfloats

Great idea, midori!

 

GottaGoFast

I doubt that this is a good idea if the entire class is here! Someone may do something against school policy

 

Fyteme

How do I leave

 

Angelfloats

This chat hasn't existed for longer than literally 4 minutes and you're already ruining it for us, deku especially

 

Electrick

oohshit (btw, hi Midoriya)

 

Fyteme

Did I ask to be let into this damned groupchat? No? So watch your mouth

 

Angelfloats

I didn't say anything. I typed it

 

Fyteme

LISTEN HERE, YA LIL BITCH..

 

Greengoblin

Don't call her that, kaachan.

Fyteme

Ah, and here's the lil shit who started this whole shitshow.

 

Fyteme

Deku, I don't know why the actual fuck you think I want to socialize with you. NOW TELL ME HOW TO FUCKING LEAVE YOU INSUFFERABLE LIL SHIT

 

Fyteme

Im sorry, izuku, I didn't mean it. Im sorry for all the times I was a horrible prick, I love you all nfnfnfkfkdnd

 

Fyteme

FUCKING KIRISHIMA STOLE MY PHONE AND RAN I STILL WANT TO KILL YOU ALL, BUT HIM THE MOST.

 

Gethard

;)

 

Gethard

Sorry guys, I couldn't run full speed and type at the same time, I hope someone got screenshots. Brb he's trying to pin me to a wall, gotta blast

 

Grapesoda-drinkmeup

THAS gayyyyy, Kirishima.

 

Pinkpushy

get some, kiri.

Greengoblin

I'll pray for you, if he's got you like that.

I know how it feels. T_T

 

Angelfloats

Do you?

 

To-do-rookie

You do?

 

Pinkpushy

Aww he's jealous.

Greengoblin

Yes I do know, he's done that to me since we were kids.

Greengoblin

Why would he be?

Pinkpushy

;) you tell him todoroki

 

To-do-rookie

No reason.

 

GottaGoFast

Bakugou, I'm very ashamed of you right now. As kids? Really?

 

Fyteme

He made it sound gayer than it was. Kirishima, your lucky I have an image to uphold.  I was gonna kick your ass

 

Gudhopps

I need a story, or else I'm gonna assume very bad things, lil daku

 

Greengoblin

He always did bad things to me, right up until we started high school.

Then it got better.

 

Momonomo

I need answers, right now.

 

Gyrojirou

OK SO UM….? TODOROKI JUST FROZE THREE DESKS… AND FROZE OJIRO. SOMEONE HELP THIS ANGRY MAN.

 

Fyteme

Godammit deku, stop making people wonna arrest me.

 

Greengoblin

Why is he angry

Birblord

What did I just read

 

Fyteme

MIDORIYA YOU BETTER EXPLAIN WHAT YOU MEAN RIGHT NOW, OR I'LL KILL YOU AFTER YOUR LITTLE BOYFRIEND.

 

Invisibullshit

Midoriya, what did he use to do to you?

Greengoblin

I thought you all knew he used to bully me

Until we both got into U.A

Angelfloats

Dearlordthankgodthatsall

 

Fyteme

COME GET YOUR BOYFRIEND DEKU.

 

Greengoblin

Are you talking about todoroki, because if you are, thas not my bf

Fyteme

Idontgiveashit, come GET HIM.

 

To-do-rookie

beg for mercy you tacky peasant

 

Pinkpushy

Kinky

 

Invisibullshit

I KNOW RIGHT. But Midoriya, why did he bully you?

 

Greengoblin

A reason that won't make sense because you know me.

GottaGoFast

Well, we learn new things everyday.


2:59

Pinkpushy

Did anyone else just hear kiri moan???

 

Greengoblin

No.

Gethard

I yawned, you sinful alien.

 

Tickertape

Bro, you moaned. Had bakubro right behind you, too

 

Gethard

I really didn't….

 

Gyrojirou

Did you do what your username suggests

 

Fyteme

You all disgust me, I need you to understand that.

 

To-do-rookie

You, a sweaty pubescent teenager who shows signs of heavy superiority complex, are calling us disgusting. Interesting.

 

Pinkpushy

EXPOSE HIM

 

Gethard

DAYUM.

 

Electrick

Why are we not best friends?

 

Angelfloats

I'M SORRY I ALMOST GOT US CAUGHT BY AIZWA, I DIDN'T MEAN TO LAUGH OUT LOUD.

Greengoblin

It's fine, all is forgiven. But, just to be sure, I'm deleting the chat until further notice.

 

Pinkpushy

Noooooooooou, please no.

 

Tickertape

You all blew up my notifications.

 

Fyteme

Fucking FINALLY.

 

Greengoblin removed you from the groupchat, you can no longer see messages sent within.



Notes:

Well, did ya like it? If there was any particular line you liked, tel me!