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Iida added All Might Jr, Uravity, Zuko, knuckles, electabuzz, Alien Queen, tentacool, sugar spice, Prince Charming™, Snow White, duct tape dude, o shit waddup, Edgelord, bassic, Momo, karate kid, Invisible Girl and grape grabber to the chat

Iida: I thought it would be a good idea to keep track of the class in a group chat. Please only use this chat for school related matters or emergency situations.

Uravity: good idea iida!!!

Iida: Thank you, Uraraka.

Alien Queen: a group chat??!! h e LL YEAH

electabuzz: YOOOOOO

knuckles: yooOOOOOO

Iida: ..

Iida: This is not school related matters.

electabuzz: we’re in school my dude

knuckles: wheres blasty mcsplodes tho

Iida: I did not have him on here.

knuckles: lmao k hold on

knuckles added Explodokills to the chat

Explodokills: what the fuck is this

Alien Queen: a party

Explodokills left the chat

duct tape dude: why is he like this

electobuzz: idk man

knuckles added Explodokills to the chat

Explodokills: NO

Explodokills left the chat

knuckles: duuuude

knuckles added Explodokills to the chat

Explodokills: wilL YOU FUCKING LET ME LIVE MY LIFE IF I STAY

knuckles: hell yeah

Explodokills: FINE

electabuzz: yikes

Explodokills: i will end you

bassic: Yikes™

electabuzz: why is kiri the only one with blasty on here

knuckles: because he tolerates me

Explodokills: go to hell shitmuffin

Alien Queen: he actually isn’t the only one

Alien Queen: the whole #team bakugou has him on here

duct tape dude: hell yea

Explodokills: go die

Alien Queen: that means ‘i love you’ in bakagou

electabuzz: bAKAGOU

Explodokills: thaT’S FUCKING IT

Explodokills left the chat

knuckles: ugh

knuckles added Explodokills to the chat

Explodokills: let me LEAVE YOU DIPSTICK

knuckles: nah

Invisible Girl: im reading through the nicknames in the chat and im honestly laughing so much whO’S SNOW WHITE

Alien Queen: it’s obviously kouda???

Invisible Girl: O H

Snow White: (❁´◡`❁)

Alien Queen: !!! ( ´ ▽ ` )b  

Invisible Girl: is sugar spice a spice girls reference

sugar spice: yes

Invisible Girl: yEAH

sugar spice: the spice girls are queens

Alien Queen: agreeeeed

Inviible Girl: amen to that

Alien Queen: sugar spice is satous spice girls oc

Invisible Girl: lmAO

Invisible Girl: btw kiri did you style your hair like knuckles on purpose or did it just accidentally look like knuckles and you embraced it

knuckles: pal

knuckles: knuckles is my hero and my inspiration

electabuzz: what a fucking nerd

bassic: says the guy who’s basically pikachu’s bastard human son

knuckles: asdfghjjl omF G

electabuzz: jirou w h Y

Alien Queen: talking about looks,,,,

Alien Queen: honestly ive been wondering abt this a lot

duct tape dude: what

Alien Queen: like

Alien Queen: is kiris hero outfit meant to look like bondage gear or did that just happen

Alien Queen: it looks kinky as hell either way

Momo: How lewd

bassic: lmAO YOU’RE RIGHT

duct tape dude: im fucking yelling

knuckles: n o  w h y  w o u l d  y o u  s a y  t h a t

sugar spice: hate to break it to you but she’s kind of right

knuckles: im soBBING NO THAT WASNT THE INTENTION

bassic: what WAS the intention

knuckles: i wanted to look cool and manly

bassic: k

Alien Queen: k

duct tape dude: k

electabuzz: k

sugar spice: k

Prince Charming™: k

Invisible Girl: k

Uravity: k

Edgelord: k

o shit waddup: k

All Might Jr: k

knuckles: g u y s

duct tape dude: u sure u didnt want to have the tits out

knuckles: fuckIGN

knuckles: MY QUIRK WOULD RUIN A SHIRT

duct tape dude: sounds like an excuse to have the tits out and show off the abs

electabuzz: dw man you have some good abs

duct tape dude: yeah man you have a great body

Invisible Girl: lmao that’s gay

duct tape dude: it sure is

electabuzz: full homo

duct tape dude: gay as hell 11/10

knuckles: why are you like this

duct tape dude: you’re the one who basically cried because bakugou was so manly

knuckles: asdhjg sTOP

All Might Jr: well if it’s any consolation, i think your costume is really cool kirishima!

knuckles: aw thanks man

duct tape dude: im honestly not complaining i mean it IS as hot look kiri

electabuzz: tbh what’s up with lots of ppl in our class being hot as hell in their hero outfits

duct tape dude: like todoroki?

elecabuzz: yeah

Zuko: i literally wear a baggy jumpsuit

duct tape dude: yeah and that’s unfair because you fucking pull it off either way and look hot

Zuko: um

Zuko: thanks?

electabuzz: just take the compliment katy perry

Alien Queen: kATY PERRY

Alien Queen: WHAT

bassic: ,,i fucking get it and im choking

Zuko: ..?

electabuzz: katy perry,,, you know,, she sings the song hot n cold??

Alien Queen: O H

duct tape dude: holy shit

Edgelord: Omfg

Zuko:

Zuko left the chat

duct tape dude: tbh same

electabuzz: why wont he accept the truth

electabuzz added Zuko to the chat

Zuko: end me

bassic: same

knuckles: same

duct tape dude: same

electabuzz: same

Edgelord: Same

tentacool: same

sugar spice: same

All Might Jr: same

karate kid: same

Invisible Girl: same

Alien Queen: same

Uravity: same

o shit waddup: same

bassic: who the fuck left their phone in the classroom

duct tape dude: whoever it is obviously can’t answer if they forgot their phone

bassic: i know but someone is calling and kirishima and kaminari are dancing and lip syncing to the ringtone

duct tape dude: what

bassic: literally

bassic: it’s the fucking circulation meme

bassic: you know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3IgwLT_mYc

Uravity: i’m more worried that they know the lyrics to the entire song

duct tape dude: i can’t beLIEVE they’re memeing without me

duct tape dude: im omw

Invisible Girl: lookatthemgo.mp4

All Might Jr: i’m kind of impressed

duct tape dude: btw doesnt satou like circulation memes

Invisible Girl: you’re the meme dude you’d know

bassic: that’s true

Uravity: the case is kind of cute actually? like pastelly?

Prince Charming™: is it spAARKLY thought ;^))

Uravity: no

Prince Charming™: noo because my phone case is The sparkliEST

o shit waddup: good for you

duct tape dude: pastelly? sounds like satou’s phone tbh

bassic: btw i have bluetooth speakers i'll keep playing songs it looks like kiri and kami are going to keep dancing

Invisible Girl: bless

Alien Queen: asdfghjk aizawa just entered the classroom, saw kiri and kami and left lmAO

Invisible Girl: are we going to talk about kiri’s body rolls

duct tape dude: yes let’s

Alien Queen: who knew my boy could move like that

Invisible Girl: well bakugou didnt know

Alien Queen: why are you saying that

Invisible Girl: because he just entered the classroom and is staring in shock

duct tape dude: he’s blushing

Alien Queen: omg he IS

bassic: hah gay

duct tape dude: i agree it is gay

Alien Queen: i feel bad for the parts of the class that aren’t here rn they’re missing out

Invisible Girl: but that’s why we’re writing about everything happening in the chat duh

duct tape dude: kiri just noticed baku staring and winkED

duct tape dude: the homosexuality in this room is strong even if bakugou just growled and walked away

Alien Queen: when will those idiots do something about their feelings

bassic: to be fair kiri is flirting a lot

duct tape dude: yeah i mean what dude walks up to his classmate and demands that he rides him that’s not very straight or subtle

Alien Queen: WELL WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT LM A O

bassic: i was going to say that i’m impressed he did it with a straight face but it wasn’t really straight was it

duct tape dude: t r u

knuckles: G U Y S

knuckles: asdfgfjn don’t talk about this in the group chat what hte fuck hE’S IN IT

Invisible Girl: but we hAVE to

electabuzz: also it doesn’t matter if we talk about it the chat it’s not like you’re subtle in person if he hasn’t realized that you’re flirting with him already he probably needs to read it

duct tape dude: oi bakagou if you read this go and be gay with kiri

knuckles: ASDFGHJK ST O P

knuckles:  i’m subtle

Alien Queen: honey you wouldn't know subtle even if it punched you in the face

Iida: I made this chat so we could keep each other posted on homework, not so you could use it during class. Please refrain from using the group chat for these.. worrying.. discussions.

electabuzz: lmao k

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electabuzz: do y’all ever just like,,, stop for a moment and rethink all your life choices and wonder what the fuck led you up to where you’re now

duct tape dude: what the fuck are you talking about

bassic: are you stuck charging someone’s phone again

electabuzz: not this time

bassic: so what is it

electabuzz: my hand’s stuck

duct tape dude: ??

bassic: where

electabuzz:

electabuzz: in a fence

duct tape dude: um

knuckles: dude are you alright

electabuzz: depends on your definition of alright

electabuzz: im not injured,, if my wounded dignity doesnt count

bassic: i didnt think you had any dignity to start with

electabuzz:

tentacool: do you need help

electabuzz: y e s

tentacool: omw text me where you are

electabuzz: thanK YOU

bassic: also i’m kind of surprised your small brain can handle a word such as definition

electabuzz: ouch

duct tape dude: why is your hand stuck in a fence though what’s the story here

electabuzz: i saw this fence and thought “hey i wonder if my hand fits”

electabuzz: so i tried

electabuzz: now im stuck

bassic: useless pansexual

electabuzz: no im like a multipurpose pansexual i can even charge phones

electabuzz: hella useful

bassic: yet your hand is stuck in a fence because you needed to see if your hand could fit

bassic: everyday i think you can’t get more stupid but you keep surprising me

bassic: it’s almost impressive

electabuzz: you think im impressive

bassic: impressively stupid

electabuzz: ouch

duct tape dude: who even thinks “yeah idk if my hand will fit but iMMA TRY” like

duct tape dude: cmon man

bassic: well obviously short circuit over there

duct tape dude: honestly

duct tape dude: short circuit shouldve been your hero name my dude

electabuzz: alright fuck you bro

duct tape dude: when and where

electabuzz: right here right now

duct tape dude: nah sorry man not when you’re stuck in a fence i dont wanna walk that far

bassic: lmao

electabuzz: asdfgjkj

tentacool: almost there

electabuzz: my hERO

electabuzz: shouji is the only one i can trust in this fucking class

electabuzz: and kouda

Snow White: 〳 •́ ﹏ •̀ 〵

electabuzz: see he’s too good

Snow White: (❁´◡`❁)

All Might Jr: hey guys?

Alien Queen: yeah

All Might Jr: we should name the group chat

Uravity: i agree!

Iida: A very good idea, as expected from Midoriya.

knuckles: that’s a great idea!!

knuckles: but what tho

electabuzz: we need something that describes our class

Explodokills: a bunch of assholes and kouda

knuckles: asdfgh

bassic: i hate to agree with bakugou but it’s kind of accurate

electabuzz: we need more flare in the name that’s to plain

Explodokills: A Bunch of Assholes & Kouda™

electabuzz: bye

Prince Charming™: How about….. Aoyama’s Angels~~  ☆☆☆

bassic: no

knuckles: no

electabuzz: no

Prince Charming™: ;^( ☆

Edgelord: How about

tentacool: babe don’t go for anything dark and edgy that’s just you

Edgelord: Whatever

Alien Queen: ASDFG BA  B E

electabuzz: waIT HOLD ON WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN

tentacool: a while ago

electabuzz: anD YOU DIDNT TELL US

Edgelord: We felt no need to tell everyone about our new relationship

tentacool: what he said

Alien Queen: asdfgHJ YOU TWO ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER THOOO CONGRATULATIONS

Edgelord: Well thanks

tentacool: thanks

bassic: alright so now that we’ve made clear that their relationship is queer

bassic: we still need a name for the chat

electanuzz: aizawa’s idiots

bassic: no that’s just you and kirishima

knuckles: b ye

bassic: lmao

Alien Queen: oooo i got it!!!!

Alien Queen changed the chat name to Dysfunctional Super Family™

electabuzz: tbh that’s accurate

Alien Queen: ty i try

knuckles: we ARE like a family

Explodokills: no we’re not you fucking idiot

knuckles: aw dont be like that ;^(

Invisible Girl: if we’re a family does that mean aizawa is the dad

duct tape dude: and would that mean present mic is dad 2?

Invisible Girl: what

Alien Queen: pls tooru everyone knows aizawa and mic are gay and in love

duct tape dude: yeah

All Might Jr: WHAT

electabuzz: midoriya pls

electabuzz: it’s as obvious as kiris crush on bakugou

knuckles: i donT HAVE A CRUSH ON BAKUGOU

duct tape dude: whatever makes you sleep at night i guess

All Might Jr: .. i never noticed

Alien Queen: it’s fine we still love you

bassic: i heard that present mic is the one who gave aizawa his hero name

electabuzz: that’s a better love story than twilight

Alien Queen: ANYTHING is a better love story than twilight

Explodokills: what the fuck do you mean with a crush on bakugou

electabuzz: exactly that

knuckles: NOTHING

Alien Queen: kiri i hate to break this to you but he can read the convo honey

knuckles: asdfgh reMOVE THE EVIDENCE

duct tape dude: he has already seen the evidence

Explodokills:

Explodokills: you’re serious

Alien Queen: yeah he actually has a crush on you man even though no one of us can figure out why

Explodokills: shut the fuck up

knuckles: aSHIDO

knuckles: B YE

knuckles left the chat

duct tape dude: he ded

Explodokills: what the fuck

electabuzz: go afteR YOUR MAN??

Explodokills: WHAT

electabuzz: GO TO HIM YOU FUCKIGN IDIOT

Explodokills: and do what?? punch him???

bassic: yes

Explodokills: what

bassic: punch him in the face. softly. with your mouth.

Explodokills:

Alien Queen: he likes you and you obviously like him back sO GO GET SOME

Explodokills: WHAT HE TFUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

duct tape dude: we’re talking about feelings

duct tape dude: have you heard of those

Explodokills: fucking hilarious soy sauce face

duct tape dude: k

Explodokills:

Explodokills: i’m not fucking doing it

duct tape dude: alright man don’t do it

Explodokills: don’t fuckiNG TELL ME WHAT TO DO

electabuzz: did he just go offline

duct tape dude: yeah he did

duct tape dude: i think he’s actually doing it

Alien Queen: guess we’ll wait then

electabuzz added knuckles to Dysfunctional Super Family™

electabuzz: did bakugou sweep you off your feet bro

duct tape dude: or are we going to have to punch him

bassic: yeah bc it’d be so sad if we had to punch bakugou

knuckles: i have a boyfriend

electabuzz: HOLY SHIT WHAT

bassic: no way

Uravity: NO WAY

Alien Queen: DETAILS

Alien Queen: i need to knOW EVERYTHING

knuckles: ait so he texted me and told me to meet him right and i was like 100% sure he wanted to fight me

knuckles: and i get there and he’s just all stiff and awkward and is like “were you joking”

knuckles: and im there like?? joking about what??? until i realized he was talking about my gay feelings and like holy shit i couldnt lie when he was looking at me all awkwardly like wtf

knuckles: but i didnt wanna freak him out and i almost said i think im in love with you but instead i said “i think i’m in,, like with you”

electabuzz: IN LIKE WITH YOU

electabuzz: SAME

knuckles: so he just walked up to me and i was ready for a punch in the face for real and then he stops,, kisses me on the cheek and says “i think im in like with you too” boy i was sWOONING in a really manly way

Alien Queen: asdhf THIS IS THE CUTEST FUKCING SHIT

electabuzz: who wouldve thought bakugou could be Soft

Explodokills: WHY DID YOU FUCKIGN TELL THEM YOU ASSHOLE

knuckles: i hAD TO

Explodokills: im breaking up with you

knuckles: no man no takebacks

electabuzz: yeah man you’re IN LIKE aren’t you

duct tape dude: bakugou how does it feel to have positive feelings towards another person

Uravity: bakugou admitting he can feel other things than anger and disgust towards another person?? what’s next? admitting he tolerates our class?

bassic: the day he admits he tolerates the class is the day we know for sure that the apocalypse is near

Explodokills: i hate this fuckign family

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knuckles: guys im sobbing

knuckles in a v manly way

electabuzz: what’s up

knuckles: you know how bakugous hand sweat basically is what makes all the explosions

electabuzz: yeah

knuckles: i held his hand and i had to use my quirk on my hand bc he kept accidentally creating rly tiny explosions

Alien Queen: NO WAY THAT’S SO CUTE I CANT BELIEVE

Momo: Perhaps that could be used in battle?

electabuzz: AASDFGJHK YEAH KIRI MAKE OUT WITH BAKU DURING A FIGHT TO MAKE HIS EXPLOSIONS BIGGER

duct tape dude: you should try

duct tape dude: for science

Explodokills: he’d be in the fucking way you idiots

duct tape dude: THAT’S WHAT THE PROBLEM WITH THIS IDEA IS?

Alien Queen: but like,, if holding hands is enough?? maybe if you hugged? you could carry kiri

knuckles: fuck that’d be so manly

knuckles: and hot

knuckles: i mEAN WHAT

Explodokills: he’s still be in the way

bassic: ride a bitch’s back like yoda on luke

electabuzz: IM CHOKING BYEE

Explodokills: it’d make it harder to navigate when im in the air if im carrying someone

knuckles: are you calling me fat

Explodokills: muscles are heavy you idiot

electabuzz: asdfghjk

knuckles: was that like?? a compliment?? on my muscles??

knuckes: boi im swooning

electabuzz: tone down the homosexuality

knuckles: never

electabuzz: fair

Alien Queen: isnt it kind of hard to navigate in the air with only explosions tho i dont get how you’re doing it baku

Explodokills: that’s because i’m better than you idiots

duct tape dude: “this bird keeps itself in the air by sheer force of anger alone.”

electabuzz: Did you mean: Bakugou Katsuki ?

Alien Queen. ah yes that makes more sense

Explodokills: GO FUCK YOURSELF

electabuzz: im bored y’all save me

Alien Queen: we’re all in the same class eVERYONE are bored pLS

knuckles: tbh cementoss is a cool dude but his classes are very

electabuzz: boring

knuckles: yeah that

knuckles: well at least his handwriting is good

knuckles: present mic will be the end of my dyslexic ass

electabuzz: well at least you have a boyfriend who also happens to be smarter than he looks

Explodokills: excuse you what the fUCK DID YOU SAY

electabuzz: it’s written text you don’t have to ask you just have to read it again

Explodokills: i will murder your ass someday

Alien Queen: that’s not very heroic

Explodokills: murdering his idiot ass IS an heroic act

Explodokills: that fucking idiot is a danger to society

Uravity: says the one with the exploding hands

Explodokills: FUCK OFF

duct tape dude: i still dont get how kiri managed to get baku to tutor him

Explodokills: he’s so stupid it almost hurts

knuckles: babe no

electabuzz:

electabuzz: is bakugou blushing

Alien Queen: sure looks like it

duct tape dude: awhh he’s not used being called babe

Explodokills: GO DIE

electabuzz: lmao

Invisible Girl: i just passed todoroki and he was wearing headphones and he probably had really loud music on because they leaked

Alien Queen: omg!! what does our local katy perry listen to

Invisible Girl: well

Alien Queen: tell meee

Invisible Girl: everytime we touch by cascada

Alien Queen: no for real

Invisible Girl: it was liteRALLY CASCADA IM NOT JOKING

Alien Queen: ASDFGHJKL

Alien Queen: i mean same who doesnt like cascada

Alien Queen: but omF i expected ice queen to listen to something edgier

duct tape dude: like what, bad boy by cascada?

Alien Queen: lmAO yeah

Zuko: ..

Alien Queen: omg you guyssss since we’re talking about songs

Alien Queen: if you had a theme song what would it be??

Alien Queen: mine would be wannabe by spice girls

Invisible Girl: aaaay i love me some spice girls!!!

electabuzz: who dOESNT love some spice girls

Invisible Girl: a fair point my friend

Invisible Girl: u can’t touch this is my theme

knuckles: ayyyyy

Uravity: and we’ve already established that hot n cold by katy perry is todoroki’s theme

Zuko: i mean

Zuko: i can’t even deny this

Uravity: mine would be shooting stars by bag raiders ;^)

duct tape dude: GOOD MEMES MY GAL

Alien Queen: omg yessss!

o shit waddup: crazy frog in the house

electabuzz: ASDFGHJK B Y E

Alien Queen: brb crying

tentacool: i had forgotten about the existence of crazy frog

duct tape dude: omf i have a great one

duct tape dude: me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2l-F1ElJMc

bassic: is it the fucking duck tales theme song cover where they sing about duct tape

duct tape dude: YOU KNOW IT

bassic: amazing

electabuzz: i mean

electabuzz: it IS you

duct tape dude: ikr

electabuzz: bakubro’s should be bang bang bang by bigbang

bassic: get your filthy kpop away from this chat

electabuzz: asdfghj

Explodokills: who the fuCK are you calling bakubro

electabuzz: well

electabuzz: obviously you

electabuzz: duh

Explodokills: i wouldnt fucking have a kpop song as theme

electabuzz: oh?

electabuzz: what would your theme song be then pal

Explodokills: people equals shit by richard cheese

electabuzz: holy shit

Alien Queen: lmaO THAT’S PERFECT THO

Edgelord: I have one

Alien Queen: i stg tokoyami if you say bring me to life by evanescence im leAVING

Edgelord:

Edgelord: I suddenly don’t have a song at all

tentacool: babe pls

Alien Queen: asdfgOMF

Alien Queen: can’t you pick something? happier???

Edgelord: Wake me up maybe

Alien Queen: what

Egelord: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn5_T5ZRI0A Wake me up maybe

Alien Queen: arE YOU KIDDING ME

electabuzz: is that a fucking mashup of bring me to life and call me maybe

Edgelord: There are a few more songs in it but essentially, yes

duct tape dude: tfw ur emo as hell but still wanna have a good time

Alien Queen: you know what i’ll just accept this because that’s an annoyingly GOOD mashup

bassic: i was going to suggest back in black but y’all got this

Alien Queen: lmAO

karate kid: kung fu fighting - carl douglas

Invisible Girl: i would’ve been disappointed if you didnt pick that one

bassic: juke box hero - foreigner

Momo: A suiting choice.

bassic: thanks

bassic: hbu?

Momo: I’m not sure, but perhaps Pure Imagination

Alien Queen: nice!!!

Momo: Thank you!

Prince Charming™: Mine would be German Sparkle Party~  ☆

bassic:

bassic: you’re not german

Prince Charming™: No, but I sparkle a lot ☆☆☆☆

bassic: fair enough

sugar spice: pour some sugar on me -  def leppard

Alien Queen: holy shit

sugar spice: ikr

tentacool: x gon give it to you

knuckles: n i c e

sugar spice: how about you kouda?

Snow White: (・へ・)

Alien Queen: hmmmm

Alien Queen: how about reindeers are better than people for frozen!!!

Snow White: ( ´﹀` )b

Alien Queen: asdfgjh you’re precious

bassic: y’all

bassic: i have one for kaminari

electabuzz: yooo

bassic: 7, the element by vitas

bassic: bc i imagine that’s what your brain is like when you short circuit

electabuzz:

electabuzz: why you gotta be so rude

electabuzz: dont you know im human too

bassic: lmao

electabuzz: i wouldve denied this song but it’s catCHY as hELL

duct tape dude: it could also be i’m not gay by j. pee

bassic: accurate

electabuzz: gUYS

electabuzz: i came here to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now

grape grabber: booty wurk - t-pain

bassicl: ew

Invisible Girl: LEAVE

knuckles: dude

knuckles: no

All Might Jr: gonna fly now

knuckles: the theme from rocky??

All Might Jr: yeah

Uravity: tbh

Uravity: that’s kind of perfect

Alien Queen: aw man i thought you were going to pick zero to hero from hercules

Uravity: omG

All Might Jr: ..

All Might Jr: i mean

Alien Queen: ikr

knuckles: true survivor by david hasselhoff

knuckles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY

bassic: kiri

Alien Queen: honey

bassic: you couldve taken ANYTHING

knuckles: yes

bassic: and you chose a song by david hasselhoff

knuckles: yes

bassic: omF WHY

knuckles: what is MANLIER AND COOLER THAN DAVID HASSELHOFF

Alien Queen: many things

knuckles: i cant hear you over how amazing david hasselhoff is

bassic: dont tell me he was your childhood crush

knuckles:

knuckles: do you want me to lie

bassic: OM F G KIRI

knuckles: i have had many childhood crushes and david hasselhoff was one of them alright let me live my life knight rider was a masterpiece

Alien Queen: kiri

Alien Queen: knight rider wasnt a masterpiece

knuckles: i caNT HEAR THE HATE

duct tape dude: isnt true survivor the song from kung fury

knuckles: YEAH MAN IT IS

duct tape dude: i’ll admit

duct tape dude: that movie is a cinematic masterpiece

Explodokills: what the fuck is a kung fury

knuckles: BA B E  NO

Explodokills: what

knuckles: you uncultured swiNE

Explodokills: what the fuck

knuckles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO_DIwuGBnA&t=3s this is the trailer

knuckles: kung fury is a 30 minute cinematic masterpiece

knuckles: it has kung fu, action, vikings, dinosaurs and a funky 80s soundtrack

knuckles: and david hasselhoff is in it

Explodokills: why am i not surprised you know about something like this

knuckles: IM SURPRISED YOU DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THIS

knuckles: im coming over there and we’re going to watch kung fury this is an emergency

Explodokills: whatever

electabuzz: that’s bakugou for “sure babe pls come over”

Explodokills: remind me why i havent killed you yet

electabuzz: bc you’re looking for a way to do it without it being actual murder bc that aint very heroic

Alien Queen: omg guysss i know a song for the villains!!! you know the handsy dude??

duct tape dude: the one with the hand fetisch? yeah im kinkshaming

Alien Queen: his hand fetisch is not relevant

Alien Queen: THIS SONG IS THO!!

tentacool: is it we are number one

Alien Queen: yEs!! but this really lit remix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xzuSF4RUDc

Iida: This is not school related matter! Also, please don’t use this chat in class!!

Uravity: hey guys i know what iidas theme song would be

electabuzz: what

Uravity: running in the 90s

duct tape dude: bye

Iida: I don’t understand what’s going on.

duct tape dude: just

duct tape dude: embrace the memes

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Invisible Girl: guys i think i saw a ring on a necklace around aizawas neck today

Alien Queen: whAT

duct tape dude: what kind of ri n g???

Invisible Girl: WHAT DO YOU THINK???

Invisible Girl: it rly looked like a wedding ring

Alien Queen: no wAY

duct tape dude: n o  w a y

electabuzz: tbh i have a hard time imagining aizawa being married to someone????

bassic: i was sure he was single

bassic: i mean when was the last time that man showered

knuckles: to be hair i think he does shower bc his hair looks clean but messy???

bassic: yeah maybe

Alien Queen: i wANNA KNOW IF HE’S MARRIED

All Might Jr: didn’t you say you thought aizawa was gay with present mic??

Alien Queen: yeah i ship it and im pretty sure they’re dating but?? i didnt expect them to be married????

Invisible Girl: i mean we don’t even know for sure that it’s a wedding ring it could just be a ring

All Might Jr: maybe we could ask aizawa?

bassic: midoriya

bassic: reread your sentence and think about it

All Might Jr:

All Might Jr: maybe we could ask present mic

bassic: lmao

electabuzz: but like

electabuzz: how

duct tape dude: do you expect one of us to just walk up to the dude and be like “hey man are you and aizawa gay and married??”

All Might Jr: i mean

All Might Jr: yeah

bassic: he’d probably answer tbh

electabuzz: we don’t even know for sure that they’re dating tho

Alien Queen: haven't you seen the way aizawa looks at mic

electabuzz: he looks slightly slightly annoyed

Alien Queen: i mean you’re not wrong

Alien Queen: BUT

Alien Queen: IT’S A SOFTER LOOK!!!!

Alien Queen: HE’S SOFTLY ANNOYED
electabuzz: idk pal,,,,

Alien Queen: we need to get to the bottom of this

Alien Queen: we need a spy

electabuzz: who could be a spy tho

duct tape dude: well we have one person who can listen through walls and we have one invisible person

electabuzz:

electabuzz: shit ur right

duct tape dude: i usually am

Invisible Girl: we could be on the lookout for a matching ring on mic???

Alien Queen: yeahh!!!

Invisible Girl: his neck speaker thing might make it hard if he has one on a chain like aizawa tho

karate kid: but he wears fingerless gloves right?

Invisible Girl: yeah???

karate kid: wouldn't a ring fit and be successfully hidden underneath fingerless gloves

Invisible Girl: oooooh!!!

Alien Queen: so we start off by figuring out how to make mic take of his gloves??

electabuzz: make our local flamethrower light them on fire

Alien Queen: asrfasgsdlkgj KAMI

electabuzz: @Zuko whaddaya say

Zuko:

Zuko: you want me to light a teacher on fire

electabuzz: just his gloves

electabuzz: but yeah i guess

Zuko:

Zuko: what the fuck is wrong with you

bassic: do you want the list

electabuzz: rudE

Uravity: we’RE NOT GOING TO LIGHT A TEACHER ON FIRE PLEASE GUYS

Zuko: i wasn’t going to

Uravity: good to know that my best friend’s future husband isn’t completely insane

Zuko:

Zuko: future husband???

Uravity: i’m going to have to spell it out for you two one day and i’m not going to be happy about it

Zuko: i have

Zuko: no idea what you’re  talking about

Uravity: the worst part is that i honestly believe you

electabuzz: asdfgh rip todo

Alien Queen: operation mic-absolutely-cares-about-ruggedly-enigmatic-narcoleptic-aizawa is GO

bassic:

bassic: that’s way too long

Alien Queen: operation macarena for short

bassic: operation maCARENA

electabuzz: holy shit

Invisible Girl: how long did it take to figure out a combination of words to make that abbreviation

Alien Queen: not too long!!!!

Alien Queen: i asked yaoyorozo!! she’s like an encyclopedia!!

Momo: An encyclopedia is.. maybe a bit too extreme to say..

bassic: nonsense

bassic: you know rly much it’s kind of impressive

Momo: Oh! Thank you Jirou!

electabuzz: why do you never compliment me like that jirouuuu ;^(

bassic: bc u suck

duct tape dude: lmaooo burn kami

electabuzz: nah todo is the one that burns

Zuko: how about you encyclopedon’t

duct tape dude: encycLOPEDON’T

electabuzz: holy shiT TODO

Zuko: what

duct tape dude: dude that’s genius

Zuko: oh

bassic: oh my god yao change ur nickname

Momo: Sure, why not

Momo changed nickname to Encyclopedon’t

bassic: amazing

duct tape dude: soooo

duct tape dude: operation macarena is go?

Alien Queen: YEAH!

electabuzz: how are we doing it if we can’t light ‘em up

Uravity: and i thought bakugou was the pyromaniac

duct tape dude: looks like we’ve been bamboozled

Explodokills: i’m not a fucking pyromaniac

Uravity: no we just established that apparently kaminari is the pyromaniac

electabuzz: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

karate kid: maybe if we start with observation to try to find an opening and then develop the plan as we go?

Invisible Girl: sounds good!!!!

Alien Queen: hell yeahhhhh!!

Alien Queen: GUYYYYS

electabuzz: what

Alien Queen: WE SHOULD HAVE A KARAOKE NIGHT

electabuzz: hell yeaH

Alien Queen: @bassic

bassic: what

Alien Queen: you have stuff right!!!

bassic: karaoke stuff? yeah

Alien Queen: K A R A O K E  N I G H T

Alien Queen: WHO’S IN??

duct tape dude: sign me uP

electabuzz: YEAHHHHH

tentacool: sounds fun

Edgelord: Why not

All Might Jr: sounds great!!!

Uravity: oooooh!!! im in!!

o shit waddup: i also want to join

Encyclopedon’t: Karaoke sounds fun!

knuckles: yeaHHHH

sugar spice: IM ALWAYS UP FOR SOME KARAOKE

karate kid: niceee i’m in

Invisible Girl: woooooo karaoke!!!

Iida: This sounds like a great bonding experience with the class!

Alien Queen: woaaaaah even iida is in!!

Prince Charming™: My time to shine~

Zuko: i guess i’ll also join

All Might Jr: !!!

Uravity: keep it in your pants

All Might Jr: what

Zuko: what

Uravity: what

electabuzz: lmao

Explodokills: this sounds like a stupid fucking idea

electabuzz: shut up you hobgoblin

knuckles: did

knuckles: did you just call bakugou a hobgoblin

electabuzz: yeah

knuckles: asdfghj

Explodokills: go die

Alien Queen: i’m assuming you’re also joining then bakugou!!!

knuckles: yeah he’s joining ;^)

Explodokills: what the FUCK kirishima i didn’t agree to join

knuckles: come onnnn man

Explodokills: no

knuckles: duuuuude

Explodokills: no way in fucking hell

knuckles: do it for meeee

Explodokills: fINE

knuckles: nice

electabuzz: woah

knuckles: ;^))

Alien Queen: oh my GOD

Alien Queen: WE COULD INVITE AIZAWA AND PRESENT MIC

bassic: there is no way in hell aizawa will agree to that

All Might Jr: i think we might have to invite ectoplasm if we invite aizawa and present mic….

Alien Queen: why??

All Might Jr: ectoplasm loves karaoke

Alien Queen: omfg

duct tape dude: wouldnt it be better to NOT invite the teachers that have the power to stop the karaoke night tho

Alien Queen: o shit ur right

duct tape dude: yeah i am

Alien Queen: but for real though!!!

Alien Queen: karaoke in the common area on friday then??

duct tape dude: sounds like a plan

Invisible Girl: guys

Invisible Girl: i don’t think we have to worry about figuring out who aizawa is dating anymore

duct tape dude: damn operation macarena had a short lifespan

Alien Queen: OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE ANYTHING???’

Invisible Girl: alright so i went to a grocery store to buy a pack of ice cream right!

karate kid: an entire pack of ice cream?? for what

Invisible Girl: bc reASONS

Invisible Girl: aNYWAY

Invisible Girl: so im there right!!! anD suddenly!!!!! i spot aizawa and some blond guy shopping together and they’re both in super casual clothes and if i hadn’t heart the blond guy speak i wouldn’t have figured out who it was BUT

Invisible Girl: it was present mic!!!!!

Invisible Girl: they were in civilian clothes and i don’t think ppl know about aizawa enough to recognize him and i don’t think ppl recognize present mic when he’s super dressed down right!!!! so they were just there minding their own business!!!!!

Invisible Girl: i saw a ring on mic’s hand!!!! and the ring on aizawa’s necklace was visible and VERY matching!!!!!

Alien Queen: OH MY GOOOOOOOD!!!!!!

duct tape dude: holy shit

Alien Queen: I WAS RIGHT!!!!!

electabuzz: HEY GUYS

electabuzz: SINCE WE’RE TALKING ABOUT GAYS

knuckles: KAMINARI N O

Explodokills: I’LL KILL YOU

electabuzz: I KNOW TWO GAYS

bassic: you know more than two gays

electabuzz: well yes but that’s beside the point rn bc I KNOW TWO GAYS AND THERE’S THIS THING THAT HAPPENED RIGHT

knuckles: asdfghjkKLADFSNG DO N ’ T

Explodokills: I’LL LITERALLY MURDER YOU IF YOU DO IT

duct tape dude: alright you’ve piqued my interest

Alien Queen: pls keep going kami

bassic: yeah tbh im suddenly very intersted in where this is going

Explodokills: S H U T  U P

electabuzz: alright so y’all know how i’ve been doing these short videos right????

Alien Queen: your vines?

electabuzz: they’re not rly vines tho vine is dead

Alien Queen: touché

knuckles: bRO STOP

electabuzz: alright so i was going to pull this prank on kiri right

knuckles: N O

electabuzz: and barge into his room and wake him up to see how he reacts right???

knuckles: DUDE DON’T DO THIS

duct tape dude: this is honestly so entertaining pls continue

electabuzz: honestly im not going to explain it

knuckles: thANKS

electabuzz: I’M JUST GOING TO SEND THE VIDEO

knuckles: NO DON’T DO THAT THAT’S MUCH WORSE ASDFGHJK

Alien Queen: !!! SEND

Explodokills: HOE DON’T DO IT

electabuzz: WakeUpSleepyHead.mp4

Explodokills: OH MY GOD

Explodokills: I’M COMING FOR YOUR HEAD FUCK FACE

electabuzz: worth it

Alien Queen: HOLY SHIT IS THAT BAKUGOU IN KIRISHIMA’S BED

electabuzz: I T  I S

duct tape dude: OMF G GUY  S

bassic: L M A O

Explodokills: I’LL MURDER ALL OF YOU BASTARDS

knuckles: KAMINARI WH Y  WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU EGG

electabuzz: dude

electabuzz: did you just

electabuzz: call me an egg

knuckles: sO WHAT IF I DID

electabuzz: how can someone as pure and good as you be w bakugou

Explodokills: i wouldnt call him pure after last night

electabuzz:

duct tape dude:

Alien Queen:

bassic:

electabuzz: dude

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Invisible Girl: aaaaa you guyyyyS

Alien Queen: !!!!! what

Invisible Girl: i woke up w a rly bad cold and i shouldnt be around ppl bc i dont want you to get sick!!!! im going to miss the karaoke! ;^((

Alien Queen: OH NOOOO ! ;’’(

Alien Queen: asdfghj we could change day????

Invisible Girl: no!!! just do it tonight and then we can do it more than once!!!

Alien Queen: sounds like a plan!

Invisible Girl: can someone at least like

Invisible Girl: keep me posted in the gc w what’s happening

Alien Queen: yesss!! that’s a great idea!! a great way to save the best moments

bassic: or get blackmail material

Alien Queen: yeah or that

electabuzz: should i be worried

bassic: idk depends on how much of a fool you’re going to make out of yourself tonight

bassic: so considering it’s you

bassic: maybe a little worried

electabuzz: it’s like you have NO faith in me

bassic: i have a lot of faith in that you’re going to make a fool out of yourself

electabuzz: jiroUuuU

electabuzz: asdfgh i feel like this day can’t pass quickly enough

Alien Queen: yeah!!! im hyped for the karaoke night!

Alien Queen: btw !!!! @Snow White will you be there?? you didnt say anything when we were talking!

Snow White: (❁´◡`❁)b

Alien Queen: yayyyy!!

Snow White: \( ´ ▽ ` )/

duct tape dude: omf i have so many songs i wanna sing

Alien Queen: sameeee

electabuzz: if no one sings backstreet boys w me i will be personally offended

knuckles: dw dude i got u

duct tape dude: hell yeah

All Might Jr: i’m always up for backstreet boys

sugar spice: you can count on me as well

electabuzz: niCE

Iida: Please don’t use the chat during class.

electabuzz: dude you’re also doing it

Iida: It’s my job as class president to tell you to stop.

electabuzz: k

bassic: it’d be great if some ppl could come and help me carry down all the stuff

bassic: @Uravity @tentacool @sugar spice @All Might Jr

bassic: send help

electabuzz: whY didn’T you @mention me??

bassic: bc im pretty sure i could beat you in arm wrestling

electabuzz: asdsfgHKL

knuckles: she’s right tho

electabuzz: sHE DIDN’T MENTION YOU EITHER DUDE

knuckles: me, sero and ashido went to buy snacks bro

electabuzz: why is no one asking for my help

bassic: you can come over here and charge my phone

electabuzz:

electabuzz: why are you like this

bassic: i have like 5%

electabuzz: omw

Alien Queen: alright!!! karaoke night is about to start and we’ll try to keep you posted w what’s going on tooru!!

Invisible Girl: you guys are the best!!!

Alien Queen: me, sero, uraraka and aoyama are starting this up w YMCA!!!

Invisible Girl: ni c e

duct tape dude: and after that kirishima wants to sing i’ll make a man out of you from mulan

duct tape dude: ojiro joins

knuckles: let’s be real tho

knuckles: everyone are going to be singing

knuckles: it’s impossible to not sing along to that song

duct tape dude: touché

electabuzz: and after them

electabuzz: me, kiri, sero and midoriya are going to sing i want it that way by backstreet boys

Invisible Girl: N I C E

Uravity: im sobbing

Alien Queen: asdfgh saME

Invisible Girl: wHAT AM I MISSING

Uravity: you know how gay and in love todo and deku are right

Invisible Girl: everyone knows

Uravity: they’re singing This is Me

Invisible Girl: FROM CAMP ROCK???

Uravity: Y E S

Alien Queen: AND THEY’RE REALLY INTO IT

electabuzz: midoriya is giving demi lovato a run for her money

duct tape dude: todoroki tho

Alien Queen: is it just me or does it feel like midoriya and todoroki could fit into the Main Character and the Main Love Interest in basically any disney or nickelodeon show

electabuzz: OH SHIT UR RIGHT

Uravity: they’RE STANDING SO CLOSE TO EACH OTHER

Alien Queen: THEY’RE LITERALLY DOING WHAT THEY’RE DOING IN THE MOVIE W THE HAND HOLDING AND EVERYTHING

o shit waddup: if this doesn’t make them realize how gay they are for each other i don’t think anything will

Uravity: bakugou looks so annoyed this is hilarious

electabuzz: he’s saying something to kirishima omg what are they going to do

Alien Queen: the song just ended and bakugou yelled FUCK YOU DEKU and grabbed kiri’s hand and dragged him to the mics

Invisible Girl: omg

Invisible Girl: what are they singing!!!!!

duct tape dude:

electabuzz:

Alien Queen:

Uravity:

Invisible GUYYYYS DONT LEAVE ME HANGING

o shit waddup: breaking free from high school musical

Invisible Girl: YOU’RE JOKING

o shit waddup: nope

Invisible Girl: who sings troy’s part???

o shit waddup: bakugou

Invisible Girl: omfG

Uravity: i think bakugou is trying to prove they’re the alpha karaoke couple

Alien Queen: lmAOO UR RIGHT

electabuzz: are we going to talk about the fact that baku isn’t looking at the lyrics at all

All Might Jr: bakugou loved hsm when we were younger

All Might Jr: so i’m not surpried at all

duct tape dude: this is the kind of quality information i want

Uravity: so heyy midoriya how’s it going in todoroki’s lap

All Might Jr:

All Might Jr: there were no seats

Uravity: k

duct tape dude: k

electabuzz: k

Invisible Girl: k

Edgelord: k

tentacool: k

sugar spice: k

Prince Charming™: k

bassic: k

Encyclopedon’t: k

karate kid: k

Alien Queen: k

o shit waddup: k

All Might Jr: g u  y s

Uravity: if you haven’t already asked him out please do us all a favour and DO IT

duct tape dude: don’t let your dreams be dreams

duct tape dude: just do it

bassic: we’re getting kind of tired of your pining

All Might Jr: we’re not piNING

Iida: You kind of are.

electabuzz: EVEN IIDA AGREES

Iida: Of course I do, I’m not blind.

All Might Jr: asdfghjGHUJKLHGYj

All Might Jr: ALRIGHT
Alien Queen: !!

All Might Jr: i’m doing it

Uravity: YESS

Invisible Girl: omg #drama what’s happening

Alien Queen: midoriya just grabbed todo’s hand and pulled him out of the room

Invisible Girl: FINALLY

electabuzz: alright so are we going to talk abt how gay baku and kiri are being

Alien Queen: is that anything new tho

electabuzz: tbh not really

duct tape dude: baku has a nicer voice than i imagined

Alien Queen: yeh tru

Invisible Girl: who’s singing the next song??

Alien Queen: me and satou!!!

Invisible Girl: omg what are you singing

Alien Queen: wannabe by spice girls

sugar spice: heLL yeAH

duct tape dude: alright update

duct tape dude: ashido and satou rly nailed the spice girls thing

Invisible Girl: niceeee

duct tape dude: after that all the girls and Me sang girls just wanna have fun

Invisible Girl: and you??

duct tape dude: im a slut for that song

Invisible Girl: tbh same

duct tape dude: and rn kiri and kami are singing motherlover by lonely island

Invisible Girl: ??

duct tape dude: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM

Invisible Girl: omF

bassic: i’m almost impressed that they know all the lyrics

Alien Queen: bakugou looks like he’s suffering

duct tape dude: kami is killing those justin timberlake parts

Uravity: they also tucked in their shirts and pulled up their pants rly high they look ridiculous

duct tape dude: #vogue

Alien Queen: kouda just agreed to sing!!!!

Invisible Girl: omg !!!!

Invisible Girl: what is he singing???

Alien Queen: holy shit

Invisible Girl: circle of life from lion king

Invisible Girl: dAMN???

Alien Queen: DAMN THIS BOY CAN SING

duct tape dude: and he’s nailing that swahili what the fuck

Alien Queen: well damn the more you know

duct tape dude: yooo guys midoriya and todoroki just came back btw

duct tape dude: and boyyy has it been a while

electabuzz: ;^)))

All Might Jr: hey guys

Alien Queen: you were gone for a long time you guys ;^))))

Zuko: time is a social construct

electabuzz:

electabuzz: omf

Alien Queen: holy shit

Alien Queen: you two look kind of,, messy

bassic: are you boyfriends yet

All Might Jr: i have a boyfriend!!!!!

Uravity: F I N A L L Y

duct tape dude: kami you owe me money

electabuzz: fuck could’ve you two wait another week

Zuko: ..

Uravity: iida is going to sing!!!!

Invisible Girl: woah!

Alien Queen: everyone are having such a good time I’M having such a good time

Alien Queen: we’ll have to have another karaoke night so tooru can join!!!!

Invisible Girl: yes pls!!

Invisible Girl: now tell me what iida is singing

Uravity: ..

Uravity: you know the,,, opening theme to victorious??

Invisible Girl: the nickelodeon show??

Uravity: yeah you know this

Uravity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVGTbSStqNY

Invisible Girl: that is

Invisible Girl: not what i imagined that he’d sing

bassic: he’s really feeling it tho

All Might Jr: it’s a very catchy song though

Uravity: agreed

knuckles: GUYS

electabuzz: WHAT

knuckles: bakugou just agreed to sing something by himself

electabuzz: HOLUYSHIT??

knuckles: YEAH

knuckles: he won’t tell me what though so i guess we’re about to see???

duct tape dude: n ic e

Uravity: he looks so bitter

Invisible Girl: i can imagine

duct tape dude: o SHIT

electabuzz: holy shit???

knuckles: isn’t that,,,,

duct tape dude: it’s

duct tape dude: fuck this song by schaffer the darklord

duct tape dude: you know

duct tape dude: this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOxt6k9H7FE

bassic: i’m like

bassic: kind of impressed that he actually can rap????

duct tape dude: is there sOMething that bakugou CAN’T FUCKING DO??

bassic: besides being a decent person?

electabuzz: lmAO jiROu

electabuzz: for real tho this is getting kind of annoying did he give up being a nice person to become good at basically everything

duct tape dude: kind of seems like it

All Might Jr: no he has never been a nice person so he didn’t give anything up

electabuzz: ahAHA wHAT A BURN THO

duct tape dude: we just witnessed something legendary

Invisible Girl: OMG WHAT DID I MISS

duct tape dude: alright so

duct tape dude: shouji

electabuzz: fuCKing sHOUji

duct tape dude: yEAH

Invisible Girl: what did he do omg don’t leave me hANGING

duct tape dude: he sang bohemian rhapsody

Invisible Girl: ?? isn’t that a kind of normal karaoke song tho

duct tape dude: no hagakure you don’t Understand

duct tape dude: he sang bohemian rhapsody

duct tape dude: while uSING IS FUCKING QUIRK

Invisible Girl:

Invisible Girl: don’t tell me he,,

duct tape dude: he multiplied his mouth on all of his tentacle things and didn’t only sing the song he alsO DID THE CHORUS

duct tape dude: at the same time

Invisible Girl: holy shit

duct tape dude: i’m honestly shook

electabuzz: same????

Alien Queen: who knew shouji could sing like that

Edgelord: I did

Alien Queen: yeS but you’re The Boyfriend i would’ve been disappointed if you DIDN’T know

Edgelord: True

Invisible Girl: tokoyami are you going to sing anything???

Edgelord: Yeah i have a song

bassic: is it bring me to life

Edgelord: nO

Alien Queen: is it something by linkin park

Edgelord:

Edgelord: ..No

Alien Queen: i bet it was something from linkin park but you just changed your mind

bassic: how can one person be this edgy

Edgelord: Guys please

bassic: what song is it tho

Edgelord: You’ll soon know

duct tape dude: todoroki is going to sing something first tho

Invisible Girl: alone?? of his own free will???

Alien Queen: yeah we were also surprised we have no idea what he’s going to sing tho

electabuzz: ok he picked a song wAIT FOR IT

duct tape dude:

electabuzz:

duct tape dude: are you fucking kidding me

electabuzz: i can’t fuckiNG BELIEVE

bassic: i

Alien Queen: holy shit

Invisible Girl: WHAT SONG IS IT???

electabuzz: ice ice baby

Invisible Girl: i

Invisible Girl: are you fucking joking

electabuzz: i wish i was

duct tape dude: i kNEW he was a memer in disguise

duct tape dude: i could feel it in my soul

electabuzz: alright tokoyami is up time for the big reveal

bassic: if it isn’t linkin park it’s probably green day or tokyo hotel

Alien Queen: lmaoooo

electabuzz: wait

electabuzz: i don’t recognize this song

Uravity: oh my god i dO!!!

electabuzz: what song is this???

duct tape dude: holy shit i also know

bassic: isnt this that one good song from one of the bratz movies??

Uravity: yeah!!! it’s So Good from Bratz Rock Angelz!!!!!

Uravity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoaCIt8TR2c

duct tape dude: im honestly a little shook that tokoyami is singing this

Uravity: it’s such a good song though!!!!

duct tape dude: i mean yeah it is this moment in the movie is fucking Iconic™

duct tape dude: kirishima is about to sing and he did finger guns to bakugou and then winked im kind of worried

Alien Queen: wait a sec i know this beat

Alien Queen: lmAO KIRI

electabuzz: FUCK

Invisible Girl: caN Y’ALL STOP DOING THAT WHEN YOU’RE NOT SAYING WHAT SONG IT IS I’M SUFFERING

duct tape dude: o shit soRRY

bassic: boom boom boom boom by vengaboys

duct tape dude: you know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU-9kt-qi1g

duct tape dude: and he’s singing it TO bakugou

electabuzz: tbh if their relationship had a theme song it’d be this

Uravity: bakugou is blushing so much omf

duct tape dude: well yeah i’d also be blushing it kiri was doing body rolls while looking me dead in the eyes and singing thAT

bassic: dude that’s gay

duct tape dude: we’re all a little gay

electabuzz: no i’m pretty sure kirishima is a Big Gay

duct tape dude: asdfghjk bRO

electabuzz: also

electabuzz:  the “boom boom boom boom i want you in my room” part in this song is so fuckign funny in this context i’m,,,

Invisible Girl: i’m not even there but i’m laughing so much

Uravity: so are we

bassic: o shit todo seems to get ready to sing something again

Invisible Girl: no way???

Alien Queen: seems like he’s having a good time!!!

Alien Queen: HE KISSED MIDORIYA ON THE CHEEK BEFORE HE WENT TO PICK A SONG ADSFGHJK

Invisible Girl: O SHIT THAT’S GAY

All Might Jr: omg guys pls,,,,

Iida: I have a feeling Todoroki is about to sing to you, Midoriya.

Uravity: same

Alien Queen: ok and now we’re waiiiiting for it,,,,

Alien Queen: OH MY GOD

electabuzz: LM A O

knuckles: i never thought i’d get to see todoroki singing call me maybe

knuckles: but i’ve been proven wrong

Invisible Girl: HE’S SINGING CALL ME MAYBE???

electabuzz: YEAH HE IS

duct tape dude: and he’s like Really into it

knuckles: go hard or go home i guess???

electabuzz: nah that’s just you

knuckles: lkjhgfasgju

bassic: i’m going to do it

Invisible Girl: do what

electabuzz: should we be worried

bassic: i’m going to sing thuderstruck by AC/DC

Encyclopedon’t: That’s amazing

electabuzz: oMf

Alien Queen: NI C E

Alien Queen: also!!

Alien Queen: tooru we’re going to stop w the updates everyone are v into it

Alien Queen: sorryyy ;’(

Invisible Girl: omg no it’s okay!!! i’m going to bed either way my fever is making me rly tired!!!

karate kid: jesus christ take care of yourself!!

karate kid: do you need something? i can come and leave it in your room

Invisible Girl: aaa ojiro you’re the best!! it’d be great if someone could get me a water bottle or something i dont wanna move

karate kid: i got you

Invisible Girl: thanks you’re the beeeeest!!!

Alien Queen: hurry up so you don’t miss we’re all in this togheter!!

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Alien Queen: guyyys!!

duct tape dude: whaddup

Alien Queen: if you guys wrote autobiographies what would they be called???

Alien Queen: mine would be Aliens Are Real: an autobiography by an alien

electabuzz: omfg

Uravity: omg that’s such a fun question!!!

Uravity: mine would be “defying gravity”

Invisible Girl: oh my god is that a wicked reference!!!

Uravity: it sure is!!

Invisible Girl: n i c e

Invisible Girl: “my hero name makes me sound like a fantastic four member but i’m not: the novel”

duct tape dude: lm ao rip

karate kid: “i’ve been asked what kind of animal my quirk is supposed to look like and i honestly have no idea it’s just a tail”

Invisible Girl: omfg

o shit waddup: “hippity hoppity get off my property”

electabuzz: HOLY SHIT

duct tape dude: F UCK  

Alien Queen: lmAO

bassic: bassically bass boosted

Invisible Girl: amazing

All Might Jr: “I’m alive, but at what cost?”

duct tape dude: are you okay man

All Might Jr: well

All Might Jr: i’m alive

All Might Jr: but at what cost

duct tape dude: we l p

Prince Charming™: I Can’t Stop Twinkling!~

o shit waddup: no one is surprised

bassic: or it could be

bassic: “i got lost on my way to a reversed harem anime”

Alien Queen: ahahaAHAH oh my goD

duct tape dude: “anything can be solved with duct tape and violence”

electabuzz: same

knuckles: accurate

electabuzz: “ive been mistaken for a human!pikachu cosplayer more than once: the novel”

knuckles: lmAO

knuckles: “holy fuckles here comes knuckles: an autobiography by a dude who’s, in fact, not knuckles”

duct tape dude: you would

knuckles: i really would

duct tape dude:  guys i know what bakubro’s autobiography could be called

Alien Queen: omg what

duct tape dude: How to get away with murder: A very explosive autobiography by Bakugoing to Katsukill

Alien Queen: LMAO SERO THAT’S GREAT

electabuzz: are we going to talk about

electabuzz: fucking  bakugoing to katsukill

electabuzz: BECAUSE IM YELLING

Explodokills: go fuck yourself

Explodokills:

Explodokills: i like it

Alien Queen: lmAO

Alien Queen: AS EXPECTED FROM OUR LOCAL LORD OF EXPLODOKILLS

Alien Queen: your hero name could be katsukill

Explodokills: fuck off black eyed peas

Alien Queen: oh

Alien Queen: oH MY gOD????

bassic: bl a c k  e y e d  p e a s

electabuzz: holy shit

duct tape dude: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Bt5_queVFo

karate kid:

karate kid: explain

duct tape dude: art

karate kid: alrighty then

electabuzz: wot in explanation

bassic: dude that meme is kind of old

electabuzz: i dont think the wot in tarnation meme could ever lose its charm

duct tape dude: attaboy

electabuzz: <3

duct tape dude: <3

electabuzz: wot in flirtation

Explodokills: i will fucking murder you if you keep going with that meme it’s so fucking shitty

electabuzz: wot in intimidation

Explodokills: I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL DESTROY YOU

electabuzz: wot in annihilation

Explodokills: YOU BETTER RUN YOU MEME LOVING FUCK

electabuzz: yeah i better run

electabuzz: in the 90s

Explodokills:

Uravity: jesus christ i just heard a high pitched scream and an explosion is bakugou throwing a hissy fit again

electabuzz: i memed to hard

Uravity: hate when it happens

duct tape dude: truly a tragedy

duct tape dude: for the record

duct tape dude: the high pitched scream was kaminari

electabuzz: shHHHhH

Uravity: holy shit

Explodokills: talk shit get hit

duct tape dude: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPONTLEkhBc

duct tape dude: you could make a religion out of this

bassic: sign me up

Alien Queen: isn’t that perfect for kami w all the electronic stuff going on??

duct tape dude: lmao nah kaminari is worthless when it comes technology

bassic: he can’t even keep himself from short circuiting how do you think he handles technology

electabuzz: i came here to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now

o shit waddup: isn’t bakugou chasing you

electabuzz: he sure is

Uravity: so

Uravity: you’re literally attacked right now

electabuzz:

electabuzz: y’all know what im just going to let bakubro kill me rn

duct tape dude: rip

knuckles: y’all know when you just

knuckles: skip laughing completely and start crying instead bc that’s me rn

All Might Jr: yeah

Invisible Girl: we’ve all been there

All Might Jr: but to be fair i cry a lot

knuckles: it’s cool man we still appreciate you

Explodokills: i fucking dont i fucking hate you deku

knuckles: well

knuckles: midoriya

knuckles: i appreciate you enough for both me and katsuki

All Might Jr: !!!

knuckles: now

knuckles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pww4yVPvNfE

duct tape dude: god is dead and we killed him

electabuzz: ah yes

electabuzz: the sound of my people

knuckles: end me ive been listening to this on repeat for over three hours

bassic: asdfgjjsfkjk wh y

knuckles: i have a headache

bassic: n o   f u c k i n g   s h i t   y o u   i d i o t

bassic: why would you do this to yourself

knuckles: i did it for the memes

electabuzz: relatable

electabuzz: HOLY SHIT GUYS IM FUCKIGN CHOKING

duct tape dude: WHATS GOING ON

electabuzz: HAHAH HOLOLY HSHIT

knuckles: KA M I  NO

electabuzz: KAMI YES

duct tape dude: i’m intrigued

All Might Jr: same?

electabuzz: alright so

electabuzz: omf

electabuzz: i got a snap from kiri right

knuckles: do n ‘ t  t e l l  t h e m

electabuzz: im telling them

knuckles: uncOOL

electabuzz: alright so

electabuzz: i got this snap from kiri right??

electabuzz: i open it

electabuzz: and what do i freaking see

bassic: im going to take a wild fucking guess and say that you saw kirishima

electabuzz: correct

electabuzz: but omf

electabuzz: dude was lying on his bed and w the cam in an angle so you could see his ass right

knuckles: why won’t you let me live this down

electabuzz: i’ll give it to you bro

electabuzz: you have a rly nice ass

knuckles: leave me to die

electabuzz: his sweatpants were low on his hips and he wasnt wearing a shirt for the record

duct tape dude: sounds hot

electabuzz: sure was

duct tape dude: full homo?

electabuzz: full homo.

knuckles: l e a v e

electabuzz: not before i tell them the best part

knuckles: fuckING

Alien Queen: oh my god!! what!!!

electabuzz: “babe come over, im bored”

electabuzz: he meant to send it to bakugou

duct tape dude: PFFT HOLY SHIT

Alien Queen: LM A O  SMOOTH

bassic: please tell me you got a screenshot

electabuzz: you know it ;)

knuckles: N O

electabuzz: holyfucklesherecomesknuckles.jpeg

knuckles: KAMINARI WHY

duct tape dude: aalright that IS hot

Alien Queen: WAIT A FUCKING SECOND

Alien Queen: DOES BAKUGOU HAVE SNAPCHAT

knuckles: yeah he does

Alien Queen: @Explodokills

Alien Queen: why havent you added me on snap????

Explodokills: bc i dont want to snap w any of you fucking losers

Alien Queen: ;^(((

electabuzz: ;^(

duct tape dude: ;^(((

Uravity: ;^[

Explodokills: shut the fuck up

bassic: hold on

bassic: doesnt that mean he made a snap only to chat w kiri

electabuzz: HOLY SHIT THAT’S GAY

knuckles: kami i hate to break this to you

knuckles: but we’re pretty fucking gay

electabuzz: touché

Explodokills: im going to murder everyone here

electabuzz: oh no babe ;^((((

duct tape dude: babe whyy ;^(

Uravity: how could you do that to us babe ;^((

Alien Queen: we’ll be sad ;^(

bassic: our hearts have been broken ;^((((

Explodokills: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING DILDO FACTORY REJECTS

electabuzz:

duct tape dude:

Alien Queen:

bassic: Uravity:

electabuzz: did

electabuzz: did you just call us dildo factory rejects

Explodokills: YES I FUCKING DID

Uravity: i’m not sure if i’m supposed to laugh or cry

Alien Queen: both

duct tape dude: bakubro you need jesus

electabuzz: we all need jesus

duct tape dude: fair enough

Zuko: so we can do what?

Zuko: pray the gay away?

electabuzz: F CUCK

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duct tape dude: alright so

duct tape dude: why the fuck is bakugou wearing high heels

duct tape dude: im not judging or anything y’all do your thing but i feel like there’s a story this time

All Might Jr: i’m also kind of curious??

Uravity: ;^)

duct tape dude: omf what did yoU DO

Uravity: he was talking about how he didn’t understand “why the fuck” i was wearing high heels for my hero costume and then remembered that momo does the same thing right

Uravity: and i said that some people just like it and in my case there’s a purpose for the heels

Uravity: he didn't look like he believed me

electabuzz: i usually say i dont like where things are going but im loving where this is going

bassic: same

Uravity: so i said

Uravity: “well, i understand you’re not strong enough to walk and fight in heels but that doesn’t mean that others aren’t”

All Might Jr: oh

electabuzz: om g

duct tape dude: genius

Uravity: so now we’re here

Uravity: and bakugou is wearing heels

Uravity: also for the record the first thing he did was falling on his face

electabuzz: HOYL FUCK

Explodokills: FUCK OFF

Explodokills: im going to fucking prove that it isn’t that hard

Uravity: you looked like a fawn taking its first steps

Encyclopedon’t: I think it’s very brave to try to use heels when you’re not used to it!

Explodokills: i dont’ need your fucking pity

duct tape dude: lmao

electabuzz: btw where’s kiri how does he feel abt the heels

electabuzz: @knuckles

knuckles: im so fucking gay and i dont know what to do w myself

All Might Jr: same

Uravity: same

bassic: same

o shit waddup: same

knuckles: for real tho i probably wouldnt have been able to handle the heels in general but w that killer combo of skin tight jeans???

knuckles: you could make a religion out of that

electabuzz: you’re so fucking gay

knuckles: i really am

knuckles: i can’t believe THAT’S my boyfriend

duct tape dude chill w the gay

knuckles: i’d let him step on me and i’d be happy about it

electabuzz: om f

duct tape dude: c h i l l

All Might Jr: you should probably not say that in this chat where he can see or he might  actually do it

knuckles: @Explodokills

Explodokills: what

knuckles: i’d let you step on me

Explodokills: what the FUCK is wrong with you

All Might Jr:

All Might Jr: well then

Explodokills: go fuck yourself deku

All Might Jr: nah i’ll ask todo abt that :)

duct tape dude: W O W

electabuzz: D AMN  MY  B O I

bassic: holy fuck

Explodokills:

Explodokills left the chat

knuckles: babe no

knuckles added Explodokills to the chat

Explodokills: i hate everyone and everything

duct tape dude: we know you do honey

Explodokills: go fuck yourself

duct tape dude: aw c’mon Babe let me love you

Explodokills: i’ll fucking kill you

duct tape dude: i’d embrace it

knuckles: adgkkjhfsg sero no

duct tape dude: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

electabuzz: can we talk abt the fact that i had no idea bakugou owned non-baggy pants

Alien Queen: sAme!!!

knuckles: he has two styles of pants

knuckles: baggy enough to fit another person in there or skinny enough to look more or less painted on

electabuzz: daaamn

Explodokills: fuck you

knuckles: when and where

electabuzz: WOW

duct tape dude: DID ANYONE HEAR THAT SHRIEK OR AM I LITERALLY GOING INSANE

bassic: i also heard it

electabuzz: who the fuck tho

o shit waddup: well i know who

bassic: omg who

o shit waddup: todoroki

bassic: what

electabuzz: what

duct tape dude: what

Invisible Girl: n o  w a y

Alien Queen: ???!!!

o shit waddup: he has been unfocused and jumpy the entire day and i was going to ask him something and put a hand on his shoulder and he just

o shit waddup: screeched

bassic: we’re talking about the same stoic and cool guy right

bassic: THE todoroki shouto??

o shit waddup: why would i lie about something like this

electabuzz: TRUE

bassic: i can’t believe

Uravity: i can confirm that it in fact was todo

bassic: holy shit

Uravity: i didnt think it was possible for a person to blush that much so quickly

electabuzz: i honestly didnt think it was possible to startle Elsa like that

Alien Queen: E L S A

o shit waddup: he was busy staring at midoriya which is why he was unfocused

Alien Queen: ???? that

Alien Queen: is the cutest thing ive heard in my entire life????

Uravity: the most stoic guy brought to his knees by none other than our local ball of anxiety

o shit waddup: in more ways than one

Alien Queen: OH MY GOD TSUYU

duct tape dude: im shook how is out entire class this queer

knuckles: we’re on the right track baby we were born this way??

duct tape dude: did you just

duct tape dude: do a lady gaga reference

knuckles: yes

duct tape dude: the alpha gay is here

All Might Jr: are you sure bakugou isnt the alpha gay

duct tape dude: o shit you’re right

Uravity: kiribaku is the alpha gay couple in our class tbh

Iida: To be fair

Iida: You and Tsuyu are quite gay as well.

Uravity:  we lp

bassic: class prez has spoken

Uravity: i mean yes we are but are we really Gayer Than Kirishima and Bakugou

Iida: ..

Iida: Maybe not.

karate kid: if it’s a competition about being the gayest

karate kid: what about shouji and tokoyami???

Edgelord: Because we’re not walking pride flags.

Alien Queen: nahh you dress in all black soooo

Edgelord: Touché

duct tape dude: is anyone going to say anything abt “kiribaku”

Uravity: easier than to say both of their names

duct tape dude: very true

Alien Queen: i kind of imagined it’d be bakushima??

Uravity: both works just fine

electabuzz: im so fucking annoyed

duct tape dude: whaddup

electabuzz: it’s impossible to get a bad pic of todoroki

duct tape dude: ?

electabuzz: yEAH i was looking through group pics of our class and like??? even when the rest of us look dumb he’s there looking perfect it’s annoying as hell

duct tape dude: holy shit you’re right

Alien Queen: I’VE ALSO BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS

Alien Queen: todo is That One Ridiculously Photogenic Friend™

electabuzz: i feel like it’s my mission to get a bad pic of him now

electabuzz: @Invisible Girl

electabuzz: hagakure we need your help

Invisible Girl: oh no

electabuzz: c’mon it’s for a good cause

Invisible Girl: ...it’s not really a good cause kami

electabuzz: we could always pretend

electabuzz: it’s for a good cause bc it’d make me feel better abt myself

bassic: just because there are more bad pictures of you than good ones doesn’t mean you have to drag other people down

bassic: it’s extra easy when you short circuit

electabuzz: i caN’T HELP THAT

Uravity: you guys do realize that’s he’s IN this chat and can see this right

electabuzz:

electabuzz: fuck ur right

Uravity: yeah i am

Zuko: don’t take pictures of me

All Might Jr: i’ve seen bad pictures of him

electabuzz: wHAT

All Might Jr: snapchat streaks aren’t always pretty

electabuzz: PLEASE tell me you have screencaps

All Might Jr: no

All Might Jr: only the pretty ones

electabuzz: you fucking useless gay

All Might Jr: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

All Might Jr: im a weak gay w a pretty boyfriend what can i say

electabuzz: midoriya you do realize you’re also the pretty boyfriend right

All Might Jr:

All Might Jr: what

electabuzz: dude

electabuzz: you’re pretty

electabuzz: i’d date you 11/10

electabuzz: full homo

duct tape dude: agreed

karate kid: yeah

Iida: Yes.

sugar spice: eyup

Snow White: ⸜( ˙˘˙)⸝

electabuzz: see even kouda agrees

All Might: !!!!

Zuko: why is izuku blushing like hell

electabuzz: because we’re telling him he’s pretty

Zuko: good

Zuko: he needs to hear that more often

electabuzz: fuck

electabuzz: i want me a partner like that

duct tape dude: it’s been days how is bakugou still going w the heels

karate kid: didn’t he use a pair during hero training today??

bassic: how did he even get a pair that looks exactly like his boots he wears w his hero costume in such short notice

knuckles: he told hatsume mei about the bet

electabuzz: ah

electabuzz: that explains everything

Uravity: the best part was when aizawa saw him and the heels and just

Uravity: nodded

bassic: he accepted his fate long ago

Uravity: also

Uravity: it wasn’t even a bet i just told him he couldn’t do it so he wants to prove me wrong

electabuzz: the boy wants to be the best there is in Everything

duct tape dude: don’t let your dreams be dreams

duct tape dude: just do it

electabuzz: i hate how that motto actually works for bakugou because it seems like the bastard literally can do anything???

duct tape dude: i think i know something he couldn’t possibly know how to do

electabuzz: what

duct tape dude: crocheting

electabuzz: TRUE

electabuzz: there is no fucking way he knows how to do that

knuckles:

electabuzz: ..

electabuzz: kiri

electabuzz: he doesnt know how to crochet right

knuckles: well

knuckles: you know my scarf???

duct tape dude: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

electabuzz: PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE JOKING I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GIFT FROM YOUR FAMILY OR SOMETHING

knuckles: guys

knuckles: it has tiny explosions on it who do you think made it

electabuzz: i give up.

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electabuzz: i officially want to fucking die

Explodokills: finally

electabuzz: you shut ur face you’re the re a s on

Explodokills: good

knuckles: i saID we were so r r y

Explodokills: im not

knuckles: alright no he isnt but im sorry enough for the both of us

knuckles: b r o  pl ease

duct tape dude: omg waddup

electabuzz: sorry wont take away these mental scars

duct tape dude: wh a t

knuckles: i m   s o   s o r r y

duct tape dude: what happened???

electabuzz: these twO

electabuzz: were getting it on

electabuzz: in thE KITCHEN

electabuzz: im happy for you but wh y  would you do that in our sha r e d  ki t c h en

electabuzz: like?? are you serious?? right in front of my salad????

knuckles: we weren’t getting it on

electabuzz: so it was, what? a good ol’ game of tonsil hockey???

electabuzz: a platonic saliva exchange???

electabuzz: i didnt need to see my bros sucking face

duct tape dude: yi k e s

Explodokills: lmao

electabuzz: im scaRRED FOR LIFE

electabuzz: im not even upset because im Sad and Single i just didn’t need to see this

knuckles: i’M SORRY

electabuzz: i need to get some kind of revenge

knuckles: oh no

electabuzz: but me being Sad and Single makes it difficult

electabuzz: o shit wait

electabuzz: sero

duct tape dude: yh

electabuzz: wanna make out for the greater good?

duct tape dude:

duct tape dude: sure thing

knuckles: o  m f

knuckles: whAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

electabuzz: just you wait

knuckles: wh a  t???

electabuzz: ;^)

duct tape dude: ;^)

knuckles: i have a really bad feeling about this

electabuzz: ;^))

knuckles: oh

knuckles: oh no

electabuzz: ;^)

duct tape dude: ;^)

Iida: Is there a specific reason Kaminari and Sero have started making out whenever Bakugou or Kirishima enters a room?

Uravity: read the chat history

Iida: Oh.

knuckles: guYS I SAID WE’RE SORRY

sugar spice: i thought i knew fear

sugar spice: then i got to know sero and kaminari are dating

bassic: AHAHA FU C K SAME

Alien Queen: our local memers have fused to become One Big Memer™

Invisible Girl: are they dating tho

Uravity: they’re making out everywhere so i think so???

bassic: tooru is kind of right tho

bassic: they’re doing it to get revenge on kiribaku

Uravity:

Uravity: please tell me they’re dating by now

Alien Queen: @electabuzz @duct tape dude

Alien Queen: are you dating??

electabuzz: no

duct tape dude: nope

Uravity: seriously??

electabuzz: yeah

duct tape dude: anything for the memes

bassic: have y’all considered dating each other maybe??

electabuzz: no not rly

duct tape dude: nah

Uravity: well maybE YOU SHOULD

electabuzz: @duct tape dude hmu if you wanna date a piece of shit

duct tape dude: i volunteer

electabuzz: alright cool

electabuzz: in that case

electabuzz: yes we’re dating

duct tape dude: eyup

bassic: just like that???

duct tape dude: yup

Invisible Girl: i feel like i just witnessed some back alley deal

karate kid: same

sugar spice: same

Explodokills: hold on

Explodokills: the two idiots are dating now?

Alien Queen: you think everyone are idiots you need to be more specific

Explodokills: the one with the tape and pikachu’s bastard son

Invisible Girl: lm a o

Alien Queen: yh they’re dating

electabuzz: yeah man

Explodokills: well fuck me gently with a chainsaw

duct tape dude: yikes

Alien Queen: baku do you even know all the names of the ppl in the class

Explodokills:

Alien Queen: i take that as a no

Invisible Girl: do you know our quirks tho???

Explodokills: well you’re fucking invisible

Invisible Girl: no shit sherlock

Explodokills: no i dont know your shitty names or quirks

Alien Queen: aaaaaAA bakugouuuuU we’ve introduced ourselves and our quirks tons of times!!!!

Explodokills: i didnt hear

Alien Queen: WELL mAYBE you SHOULD LISTEN THEN

Explodokills:

Explodokills:

electabuzz: why is bakugou doing the thing where he stares at nothing but it looks like he’s staring into the camera like he’s in The Office

Alien Queen: i DONT KNOW BAKU IS JUST BEING RUDE

electabuzz: that’s,,, not anything new

Alien Queen: nO i know

knuckles: .. guys

Alien Queen: what!!

Alien Queen: o kiri tell ur boyfriend to be nicer

knuckles: no no,,, that’s,, not it

knuckles: @Explodokills can i tell them?? they should probably know,,,

Explodokills: fine whatever

Alien Queen: tell us what!!!

knuckles: i mean you could also do it??

Explodokills: no fuck off

knuckles: alrighty then

Alien Queen: tELL US WHAT??

Explodokills: that’s literally what he’s abt to tell you

Explodokills: you dumb fuck

knuckles: alright so!!

Alien Queen: omg just tell usssss

knuckles: katsuki is hearing impaired

knuckles: mild hearing loss rn right?

Explodokills: yeah.

Alien Queen:

Alien Queen: what

electabuzz: i expected many things but this is not what i expected

duct tape dude: wait what

All Might Jr: kacchan is????

electabuzz: since when?? wt f

knuckles: bakuuuu pls explain this i cant

Explodokills: basically

Explodokills: quirk goes boom often. apparently the ears aren’t meant to handle the sound of explosions everyday.

electabuzz: but u can hear us tho

Explodokills: im not completely fucking deaf you idiot guess why he said mild hearing loss

electabuzz: ait but,, what does that mean

Alien Queen: and!!! you hear us when we talk to you but you said you couldnt hear when we introduced ourselves!!!!

knuckles: ooo i can answer this one

knuckles: basically. baku’s hearing isn’t great right. and because of this it’s extra hard to hear when a lot of people are talking at the same time bc he can’t pick up what’s being said.

Explodokills: and you fucks always speak and yell at the same time

knuckles: ive realized that when baku yelled “hAAAAH??” and sounds rly annoyed

knuckles: it isn’t just him trying to be intimidating

knuckles: he probably didnt hear what you just said

duct tape dude: holy shit???

Alien Queen: so that’s,, what you meant with that you couldn’t hear it.

Explodokills: yeah.

Alien Queen: oh my gOD iM SO SORRY?? omg that was so rude of me soRRY

bassic: is that why you’re yelling all the time

All Might Jr: he has always been yelling so i dont think so.

Explodokills: go fuck yourself deku.

electabuzz: is that why you get super pissed when ppl speak when we’re in class tho

Explodokills: that and the fact that you’re disrupting the fucking class

electabuzz: fair enough

Encyclopedon’t: Wait, excuse me, this might be rude to ask but

bassic: can’t be as rude as bakugou in general

electabuzz: ^^^^

Encyclopedon’t: If you’re already hearing impaired, does that mean it’ll gradually get worse?

Explodokills: yeah.

Encyclopedon’t: Oh.

electabuzz: wait so

electabuzz: you’re actually going to be deaf

Explodokills: which fucking part of “does that mean it’ll gradually get worse” and “yeah” didnt you understand asshat

electabuzz: but,,,,

electabuzz: oh.

electabuzz: this is a lot to process at once

bassic: be careful so your brain doesnt short circuit

Encyclopedon’t: How many knows?

knuckles: me, teachers and his family and now you guys

bassic: how do you even keep track of all this kiri

knuckles: bc im the best boyfriend ever and im v caring

electabuzz: tbh i dont have any arguments against that claim

duct tape dude: same

Alien Queen: same

Alien Queen: i feel kind of shitty for thinking baku was being rude and just ignoring people when he doesnt know things that has been said when he Literally couldnt hear it

knuckles: dw he sometimes ignores ppl even when he clearly heard what they said

Alien Queen: asdfgh weLL

Alien Queen: im still sorry bakugou even thought i had no way of knowing!!!!

Explodokills: whatever.

knuckles: but guys!! there’s a cool thing tho!

Alien Queen: what!!!

knuckles: present mic has deaf parents and knows sign language so he showed me and baku where to start learning to sign!!

Alien Queen: WOAH you’re learning sign language????

knuckles: well yeah he’s going to need it later and i want to be able to talk to him,,

Alien Queen: #dedicatedboyfriend

duct tape dude: im shook how are you such a good boyfriend

bassic: i was literally thinking the same thing

Alien Queen: we should ask mic to teach the entire class some signs every now and then!!!!!!

Uravity: oh!! that’s a great idea!!!!

Invisible Girl: aaa that’d be cool!!!

electabuzz: ait i dont want to make fun of anyone but

electabuzz: imagine deaf bakugou

electabuzz: signing really aggressively instead of shouting

Explodokills: i fucking will

o shit waddup: we know.

duct tape dude: im going to learn sign language only to know when bakubro is insulting me

electabuzz: relatable.

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electabuzz: guys ive realized how urgent it is that we make mic teach us some sign language

Alien Queen: i mean i agree!! but why did you just realize it??

electabuzz: baku looked me in the eyes and signed something and then walked away

electabuzz: kiri was there and started laughing but won’t fuCKING TELL ME WHAT HE SAID

Alien Queen: omg!!! that’s cr ue  l

Uravity: baku is a bad influence on the Pure Angel that is Kirishima Eijirou

electabuzz: save my pure son from the goddamned be a s t

knuckles: i’m a few months younger du d e

electabuzz: could as well be a baby

knuckles: omf

electabuzz: i still dont know what you see in bakubro

Explodokills: go die in a fucking fire

electabuzz: see what i mean??

knuckles: noo but baku is a sweet guy!

Explodokills: don’t fucking call me sweet

Explodokills: im fierce

electabuzz:

Invisible Girl: oh my god what is going on im 1 floor above the common area and i can still hear kami laugh hysterically

karate kid: speaking hearing things from 1 floor above

karate kid: we can hear those explosions is kaminari al i v e

Explodokills: not for much longer

electabuzz: THAT DOESN’T SOUND VERY HEROIC

Explodokills: if it wasn’t because of the fucking laws in the country

Explodokills: i would’ve blown you to pieces

electabuzz: lmao the only blowing you get probably has kirishima involved

karate kid: and you’re at it again

karate kid: do you Actually Want To Die?

electabuzz: no no but i like Living on The Edge™

Alien Queen: do you know who else likes living on the Edge??

duct tape dude: i know what you’re going to say but please say it

Alien Queen: tokoyami!!!

Edgelord: Gdi.

duct tape dude: im honestly impressed that we havent burned down these dorms yet y’all

Uravity: well NOT thanks to bakugou, kaminari or todoroki

Zuko: i’m still sorry about that

Uravity: sorry won’t bring back that potted plant

Uravity: what did it ever do to you???

electabuzz: y i k e s

duct tape dude: omg she’s angry what did you DO todo

Zuko: …

o shit waddup: he sat next to one of ochako’s plants and midoriya kept giving him compliments and he just

o shit waddup: got flustered enough to start a fire

o shit waddup: literally

Uravity: >;^/

duct tape dude: HE CK THAT’S SO FUNNY THO

electabuzz: looks like even the elite can Fuck Up

Invisible Girl: om g  speaking of elites fucking up!!!

Invisible Girl: i don’t think i told everyone about this but a few days after the sports festival i saw snipe slip and fall down a set of stairs

electabuzz: w ha  t

Invisible Girl: i laughed right out and ran in the other direction bc i didnt want him to realize it was me!!!

All Might Jr: he just??? fell??

All Might Jr: just like that????

Invisible Girl: yEAH

Invisible Girl: he was doing something on his phone and then i think someone called because cotton eye joe blasted rly loudly and he was startled and slipped!!!

bassic: this is fucking,,, surreal

All Might Jr: … so even the pros can do something like that huh

All Might Jr: maybe snipe has some sort of condition where he startles at loud sounds

All Might Jr: but that’d make no sense because he shoots guns!!

electabuzz: … dude

All Might Jr: could it be so ordinary that he just slipped like a normal person

Uravity: @Zuko kiss him to make him stop

All Might Jr: but,,, a pro hero?? is that possible?

All Might Jr: it can’t be,,,

All Might Jr:

Alien Queen: HE ACTUALLY DID IT!!!

duct tape dude: lm a  o

duct tape dude: for for real

duct tape dude: can we take a moment to just,,, appreciate the idea of a badass looking dude like snipe falling down a set of stairs to cotton eye joe

tentacool: art

duct tape dude: truly

duct tape dude: [upbeat country music playing in the distance as an extremely lethal dude wearing gas mask and a cowboy hat tumbles down a set of stairs]

Invisible Girl: i can happily tell you that the stuff that you’re imagining??

Invisible Girl: it’s exactly what happened

electabuzz: legendary

Alien Queen: guyssss im bored!!

Explodokills: so? go fucking do something then

Alien Queen: bakuuuuu ;’((((

Alien Queen: ppl!!! we could play fmk!

Invisible Girl: fmk??

Alien Queen: fuck marry kill duhh

Invisible Girl: OH

Edgelord: No.

Alien Queen: .. kiss marry kill?

Edgelord: Better.

Alien Queen: alright guyssss let’s play kiss marry kill!!!!

electabuzz: hell yeah im in

duct tape dude: sign me up

Edgelord: Why not.

tentacool: i guess i’m also joining then

Invisible Girl: yeAH!

Uravity: me and tsuyu are in!

bassic: hell yeah

Encyclopedon’t: What are the rules..?

Alien Queen: YOU DONT KNOW??

Alien Queen: basically someone will ask give you 3 different ppl and you’ll have to decide who you’d kiss marry and kill!

Encyclopedon’t: Sounds fun!

karate kid: i’m also in

knuckles: me and katsuki are in!!!

Explodokills: don’T FUCKING COUNT ME IN THIS IS STUPID

knuckles: i’ll kiss you if you join???

Explodokills: fine.

electabuzz: #whipped

Explodokills: i’LL FUCKING KILL YOU

All Might Jr: me and todo will join!

Prince Charming™: Ooo sounds fun!~

sugar spice: sign me up!

Alien Queen: alright since it was my idea i’m starting!!

bassic: fair enough

Alien Queen: sero!

duct tape dude: hell yeaH

Alien Queen: kiss marry kill: ectoplasm, blood king and cementoss!!

duct tape dude: jesus christ

duct tape dude: alright so,,, kissing cementoss would be like kissing a brick wall right??

electabuzz: i guess??

duct tape dude: ive heard that ectoplasm likes karaoke and he seems like a chill dude so i’d marry him

duct tape dude: i’d kill blood king

Invisible Girl: rip

electabuzz: so you’d kiss the brick wall???

duct tape dude: i guESS??

Alien Queen: lma o  oh well!! your turn!

duct tape dude: uraraka!

Uravity: yeah!

duct tape dude: midnight, the weird medusa lady or mt. lady

Uravity: hmmmmmm

Uravity: i’d kiss midnight, kill mt. lady and marry uwabami!

Uravity: uwabami is,, rly hot

o shit waddup: agreed

Uravity: i’d prefer to kiss you tho tsuyu! <3

o shit waddup: <3

Uravity: alright! my turn…

Uravity: bakugou!

Explodokills: uGHHH fUCK

Uravity: endeavor, best jeanist and present mic!

Explodokills: kill endeavor

electabuzz: jesus christ that was fast

Explodokills: he’s a dick

Explodokills: oh fucking fuck can’t i kill them all

knuckles: nah man play the game!

Explodokills: fuck

Alien Queen: no,, kiss!! lmao

Explodokills:

Explodokills left the chat

knuckles: duuuude

knuckles added Explodokills to the chat

Explodokills: kiss mic and marry jeanist

Explodokills: i’d probably kill myself first tho

knuckles: yikes

knuckles: your turn dude!

Explodokills:

knuckles: if you don’t know the name just describe them

Explodokills: electric idiot

electabuzz: you know my name

knuckles: lmao

Explodokills: hound dog, 13 and edgeshot

electabuzz: who the fuck is edgeshot

Explodokills: whO THE FUCK IS EDGESHOT?? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW

electabuzz: i honestly have no idea

Explodokills: no. 5 hero of them all

electabuzz: ooo shit that guy

Explodokills: how the fuck can you memorize the bee movie script but not know the fucking no 5 hero

electabuzz: look you DO remember things abt me!! aww honeyy!!

Explodokills: go die in a hole you useless meatsack

electabuzz: lm a o

duct tape dude: that’s the thing w kami

duct tape dude: he has a shit memory but a terrific memery

Explodokills: i fucking hate this family

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electabuzz: do you guys remember the dog of wisdom

duct tape dude: how could i ever forget the dog of wisdom

electabuzz: ait but

electabuzz: have you heard the remix

duct tape dude: ..

duct tape dude: there’s a remix

Alien Queen: ??

electabuzz: it’s not just A Remix

electabuzz: it’s a series of

electabuzz: 2 remixes

bassic: please tell me you’re joking

electabuzz: would i ever joke about something like this

bassic: shit

electabuzz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LOmFBBq4T0

electabuzz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqJDbe9A36c

duct tape dude: art

bassic: i can’t fucking,, believe

duct tape dude: om fg wait hold on is that the same person who made That One spooky scary skeletons remix

electabuzz: y e a h   i t   i s

duct tape dude: a legend

electabuzz: i love how they just keep making meme music even though they’re hella good like

electabuzz: once a memer always a memer

duct tape dude: amen to that

duct tape dude: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLdSacpn3Hc

duct tape dude: if denki was a youtuber ^^^^

bassic: accurate

electabuzz: g u y s

duct tape dude: you should be honored i wouldnt compliment people like that if i didnt appreciate them and their memes

duct tape dude: you meme a lot to me

electabuzz: holy shit that’s gay dude

duct tape dude: dude

duct tape dude: we’re dating

electabuzz: shit ur right

electabuzz: you meme a lot to me too

duct tape dude: <3

electabuzz: <33

bassic: i found a video with sero as a youtuber

duct tape dude: SHARE

bassic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uolyRieEj4

duct tape dude: ,,,, holy shit

duct tape dude: ,,, im honored

sugar spice: to be fair

sugar spice: sero you’re exactly the kind of person who’d put down a stupid amount of effort to make good memes

bassic: especially w the 80s aesthetics

duct tape dude: im so honored y’all that video is me

electabuzz: im also a memer but i get the dude w a nose recorder playing all star and hanta gets the dude who made a legit music video about memes w all the 80s aesthetics

bassic: an accurate description of your relationship

duct tape dude: ^^^^

sugar spice: ^^^^^^

All Might Jr: ^^^^^^^^

Zuko: ^^^^^^^^

electabuzz: EVEN MIDORIYA AND TODO WTF YALL

All Might Jr: …. but it’s true

duct tape dude: lmao

electabuzz: im wounded

duct tape dude: but imagine us in an alternative universe tho denki

duct tape dude: im the cool youtuber who does things

duct tape dude: and you’re the shitposter and vlogger

duct tape dude: and we’re boyfriends doing stupid things together

electabuzz: shit,,, that’s perf

duct tape dude: ikr

bassic: the only inaccurate thing about this is the fact that sero isnt cool

duct tape dude: ouch

electabuzz: shit guys i found an amazing video im yelling

electabuzz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXZXGKI9FiY

knuckles: dude,,,,,

duct tape dude: is this revenge for the nose recorder thing

bassic: hold on that’s the saME YT CHANNEL IT’S THE NOSE RECORDER GUY

duct tape dude: D EN K I

Alien Queen: bAKU JUST BLEW UP A GRAPEFRUIT WHY WOULD YOU SEND THIS WHEN HE’S HOLDING A GRAPEFRUIT

electabuzz: I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS HOLDING A GRAPEFRUIT WHAT HTE FCUK DONT BLAME ME

Alien Queen: I M   B L A M I N G  Y O U

Alien Queen: THAT GRAPEFRUIT DIDNT DESERVE A DEATH THAT CRUEL

electabuzz: I DIDNT FUCKIGN KNOW THO

Alien Queen: YOU’RE STILL THE REA S O N

duct tape dude: y’all can you chill w the beef?? go vegan or smth

Alien Queen: om f  s e r o

karate kid: dude… kami... it’s 2017

electabuzz: yeah this video was released 2017

karate kid: yeah but….. dude

duct tape dude: idk if i want to cry or laugh

bassic: you’re doing both

duct tape dude: yeah

duct tape dude: it’s just a little much to realize ive been rick rolled in 2017 by some guy playing on a $1 ebay piano

bassic: rip

Invisible Girl: kami!!! you should probably run!

electabuzz: whaddup

Invisible Girl: can’t you hear the sound of explosions coming closer

electabuzz: oh shIT

electabuzz: b r b

sugar spice: rip

bassic: rip

duct tape dude: rip

duct tape dude: @Explodokills don’t kill my dumb boyfriend

bassic: yh it’d be a challenge to find someone that stupid again

duct tape dude: this is where im supposed to defend him right? i can’t

bassic: lmao

bassic: i just found a through the fires and the flames cover on otamatone

electabuzz: whAT

electabuzz: LINK????

bassic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oub55g9wog0

duct tape dude: my new ringtone

electabuzz: du d e  i was going to have it as my new ringtone wtf

duct tape dude: we can match

electabuzz: no i’ll be more confused than i already am

duct tape dude: ah shit we can’t have that

duct tape dude: i can take the vid jirou send ft. me if i was a youtuber

duct tape dude: im not addicted to memes im addicted to you

electabuzz: awwww ba b e <3

duct tape dude: <3

bassic: there was a time i thought kaminari was straight

duct tape dude: lmao

grape grabber: …. he isnt?

electabuzz: dude,,,

electabuzz: which part of me and hanta being boyfriends did you miss

grape grabber: i thought you meant in a no homo way

duct tape dude: we were making out as soon as baku and kiri entered a room

grape grabber: no homo???

electabuzz: d u d e

grape grabber: but boobies!!!!! the girls in our class have such fine bodies!!!

duct tape dude: we don’t appreciate the way you’ve been harassing girls in our class btw

grape grabber: what???? i havent been harassing anyone!!!

duct tape dude: dude,,,,,

Explodokills: what he’s trying to fucking say is that you’re a disgusting piece of shit who needs to learn how to fucking respect women

knuckles: i wouldn’t use those words but i agree

All Might Jr: same

Zuko: same

sugar spice: same

karate kid: same

duct tape dude: same

electabuzz: same

Edgelord: Same

tentacool: same

Prince Charming™: same!~ ☆

Snow White: !! 〳 •́ ﹏ •̀ 〵b

Iida: I agree.

grape grabber: boys being boys…????

Explodokills: “boys being boys” my fucking ass you gotta respect women

bassic: i never thought bakugou was a feminist

Explodokills: OF COURSE IM A FUCKING FEMINIST WHY THE FUCK WOULDNT I BE

Explodokills: im an asshole but misogyny is too fucking messed up

Uravity: amen to that

Uravity: especially the part about you being an asshole

Explodokills: fuck you

Explodokills: i’ve been waiting for this fucking day

grape grabber was kicked from the chat

Explodokills: HASTA LA VISTA YOU FUCKED UP SHIT GOBBLER

duct tape dude: i can’t believe mineta was expelled

Explodokills: I CAN AND IT’S TIME TO FUCKING CELEBRATE

duct tape dude: amen to that

electabuzz: are we going to ignore the fact that bakugou just said “shit gobbler”

bassic: yh we’re too hyped about mineta being kicked out

Zuko: what’s a mineta? never heard of it.

Uravity: same

o shit waddup: idk but it sounds like a mistake

Alien Queen: for real tho!! are we having a party?

electabuzz: hell yeahhhhh

All Might Jr: if we have a party we need to invite shinsou as the honorable 1-A student!

Alien Queen: ofc! he’s basically already in the family!!

Invisible Girl: i mean!! a spot in the class is technically open rn??

bassic: kick out a Terrible Purple Boy and get a Great Purple Boy

bassic: sounds like a good deal

All Might Jr: you know what this means

Uravity: what!

All Might Jr: it’s time to invite a Good Purple Boy to the chat

knuckles: shinsou!

All Might Jr: yeah!!

All Might Jr added dont @ me  to Dysfunctional Super Family™

dont @ me: oh

All Might Jr: welcome to the family shinsou!!

Uravity: welcome!

Invisible Girl: welcome!!

Alien Queen: YAYYY NEW PPL TO THE FAMILY!!!

Explodokills: oh no not this asshole

dont @ me: oh no not THIS asshole

electabuzz: wow look at that he’s already in the family

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electabuzz: i hate the word moist

karate kid: why are you just,,, saying that out of nowhere

electabuzz: because the word moist is a mistake and should be removed

Explodokills: just like we did w that tiny grape fucker

electabuzz: tru

duct tape dude: amen to that

electabuzz: what was his name??

duct tape dude: idk man??

karate kid: alright for real tho

karate kid: what’s the problem with the word moist

electabuzz: JUST LOOK AT IT

electabuzz: SAY IT

electabuzz: LIKE,,,,, iF you say moist and look someone in the eyes it’ll be a bad time for everyone involved

electabuzz: it’s like,,,,,

electabuzz: sexual but not sexy

bassic: tbh there are many words that sound kind of sexual even if they arent

electabuzz: anything can sound sexual if you set your mind to it

Explodokills: stop sexualizing the fucking vocabulary

duct tape dude: guYS I FUCKED UP

bassic: what did you do omg

duct tape dude: I FUCKED UP BAD AND IF I DIE PLEASE  REMEMBER ME AS A LEAN MEAN MEME MACHINE

Alien Queen: whAT DID YOU DO!!!!!

duct tape dude: i was going to send a text to denki and i,,,,,, fucked up

Alien Queen: who,,,,, did you send it to,,,,,,

bassic: and,,,, What did you send

duct tape dude:

“me: what’s up my fuckwad biiiitch ;^)))
mom: HANTA

me: OH MY GOD MOM I AM SO SORRY”

bassic: LM  A O

electabuzz: IM STILL LAUGHING

Invisible Girl: F A V

duct tape dude: im a dead man

knuckles: i can’t fucking believe

Uravity: hhhhhhh you guys!!!!

o shit waddup: ?

duct tape dude: sup?

Uravity: do you guys want to watch cars 3 w me and iida?? or well,, actually the entire trilogy??

duct tape dude: ,,,,, for the memes right?

Uravity: …. no iida is rly excited about it because he hasn’t had the time to watch the 3rd one yet and i can’t do this alone send help

duct tape dude: class prez,,, likes,, the cars movies???

Uravity: have you seen his collection of cars socks???

duct tape dude: holy shit no what

electabuzz: no wa y

Uravity: yes way!!!!!

Uravity: he has those socks w like,,, lightning mcqueen??

Uravity: @All Might Jr deku!!! the picture!!!

All Might Jr: !!!!

All Might Jr: whAT picture

Uravity: r ea d the conversation you fool

All Might Jr: oh THAT picture!!

All Might Jr: i dont have that one im pretty sure shinsou is the one who has it

All Might Jr: @ dont @ me

dont @ me: which part of my name is hard to understand

All Might Jr: we need That One picture of iida!!

dont @ me: oh that one

dont @ me: alright hold on i think i have it somewhere

All Might Jr: it’s such a good picture

dont @ me: it sure is

duct tape dude: should,,, we be worried??

electabuzz: im kind of worried

Uravity: no no!!  this will probably be one of the purest things that has been sent in the chat dont worry!!

duct tape dude: alright now im intrigued

dont @ me:

dont @ me: there you go

All Might Jr: from our disney marathon!!

Uravity: there it is!!

duct tape dude: IM YELLIGN

duct tape dude: BEST BOY

bassic: im sobbing that is the best thing ive ever seen

bassic: thank you iida for being so pure

Iida: Why did you send that picture of me??

Uravity: to show off your rad Cars socks and shorts!!!!

Iida: Oh! Do you like them? :-)

electabuzz: yes iida

electabuzz: we Love them

bassic: ^^^^^^

duct tape dude: ^^^^^^

Iida: Thank you! I am quite fond of them myself!

duct tape dude: i bet you are

electabuzz: also,, wait did shinsou take that picture

dont @ me: yeah

electabuzz: did y’all invite Him to a disney marathon but not us???

All Might Jr: it was his idea

Alien Queen: you like disney??

dont @ me: i love disney

Alien Queen: GOOD

duct tape dude: anyway are y’all having a Cars marathon because sign me up???

Iida: Yes!

Iida: You are welcome to join! :-)

electabuzz: babe are you for real

duct tape dude: #DoItForHim

electabuzz: fa i r

electabuzz: alright i also want to join

electabuzz: #DoItForHim

bassic: i’m in #DoItForHim

Uravity: @everyone join our Cars movie marathon tonight!!! #DoItForHim

Alien Queen: hell yeAH

Prince Charming™: Alight then!~

Edgelord: Why not

tentacool: sign me up

sugar spice: im in!

Snow White: !

Zuko: alright

Encyclopedon’t: That sounds lovely!!

o shit waddup: you know im in

Invisible Girl: me and ojiro are joining!!

knuckles: me and bakubabe are joining!

Explodokills: I NEVER FUCKING AGREED TO THAT

knuckles: pls

Explodokills: fuck no

knuckles: do it for me??

Explodokills:

Explodokills: fine

electabuzz: #whipped

Explodokills: do you have a death wish

electabuzz: nah man

bassic: is anyone going to comment on the “bakubabe”

Explodokills: i’ll kill you

bassic: lmao k

Iida: Who are you referring to when you say “him” and what are you doing for him?

duct tape dude:

duct tape dude: you’re so pure im going to cry

Iida: I do not understand what you are talking about.

duct tape dude: you dont have to you only have to know that we all love and appreciate you

Iida: I love and appreciate you guys as well! :-)

Uravity: <3

All Might Jr: <3

dont @ me: <3

duct tape dude: <3

o shit waddup: <3

sugar spice: <3

tentacool: <3

Edgelord: <3

Zuko: <3

Encyclopedon’t: <3

bassic: <3

electabuzz: <3

Prince Charming™: <3

knuckles: <3

Alien Queen: <3

Invisible Girl: <3

karate kid: <3

Snow White: <3

knuckles: @Explodokills

Explodokills: there’s no fucking way im joining you idiots with this fucking heart spam

electabuzz: well at least you tried kiri

knuckles: hold on

duct tape dude: ..?

knuckles: wait for it

electabuzz: should we be worried

Explodokills: <3

Alien Queen: OMG!!!

bassic: that’s,,, a lot of explosions

electabuzz:

duct tape dude:

duct tape dude: @knuckles are you alright

electabuzz:

electabuzz: i think he’s dead

Edgelord: He was truly a brave man.

electabuzz: amen to that

knuckles: @Explodokills babe cook something for me im dying

electabuzz: wow look at that he’s alive

duct tape dude: and already asking his boyfriend for favors

Explodokills: no

knuckles: bakuuuuuu ;^((((

Explodokills: no im fucking busy

knuckles: babe

Explodokills: hell no

knuckles: honey

Explodokills: do you want to fucking die

knuckles: katsuki

Explodokills:

Explodokills: fine

duct tape dude: holy shit

Explodokills: die

duct tape dude: i can’t believe bakugou is such a softie

Explodokills: i’ll kill you

duct tape dude: k

bassic: i always forget that bakugou actually can cook

bassic: like,, you’d expect a person to run out of things to be good at

dont @ me: he sucks at being a decent person

bassic: HA

duct tape dude: lmao

knuckles: he’s getting better

dont @ me: k

knuckles: aaaaaa he’s making curry im so in love with this boy

duct tape dude: hah gay

knuckles: ikr

electabuzz: why do you always make me feel like a bad boyfriend baku ur like boyfriend goals

electabuzz: or more like

electabuzz: bakugoals

duct tape dude: BAKUGOALS

duct tape dude: im lauGHING

duct tape dude: i knew there was a reason i started dating you

electabuzz: <33

duct tape dude: <33

duct tape dude: also kami

duct tape dude:  i love you even though you can’t cook for shit

electabuzz: awh babe ily2

duct tape dude:  also baku if you’re already cooking for kiri can’t you cook something for me as well

Explodokills: no

duct tape dude: at least make enough for me of what you’re cooking for kiri????

Explodokills: no.

duct tape dude: c’mon man be a bro

electabuzz: be a bakubro

duct tape dude: ^^^^^^

Explodokills: how about you fucking bakuGo Away

electabuzz: holy shit

Alien Queen: iida should get a fun name to match with the rest of us!!!!

Uravity: yeah!!!

Iida: I am not sure….

electabuzz: i vote for speedy gonzales

duct tape dude: alright but consider this

duct tape dude: lightning mcqueen

Alien Queen: PERF!!!!

Iida: ..

Iida: Well I guess I can change nickname to that. :-)

Iida changed nickname to Lightning McQueen

Lightning McQueen: :-D

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electabuzz: i need to introduce my favorite band of all time

duct tape dude: do share

electabuzz: man they’re such an Ultimate Fav

duct tape dude: maybe even

duct tape dude: Plus Ultra Fav?

electabuzz: you know it ;^)

duct tape dude: o shit do share

electabuzz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhTxlm4REQc

duct tape dude: i have no idea whats going on there but I Approve

bassic: the synth is lit

electabuzz: ikr

electabuzz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoFSQeOAYz4

duct tape dude: you know their songs are actually catchy i expected you to send something Really Fuckign Strange

electabuzz: m.o.v.e is my fav band i stg

duct tape dude: the guy who’s painted like flowers and kind of dancing around in the 2nd video tho

duct tape dude: the chameleon dude

duct tape dude: i relate to him

electabuzz: same

Alien Queen: same

bassic: same

don’t @ me: same

Alien Queen: shinsou!!!!

don’t @ me: me!!!!

bassic: omg

Alien Queen: im glad you’re feeling welcome to the family

don’t @ me: im

don’t @ me: glad,,, to be here

don’t @ me: i guess

Alien Queen: <3

Uravity: !! <3

All Might Jr: <3

Invisible Girl: <3

duct tape dude: <3

electabuzz: <3

knuckles: <3

Lightning McQueen: <3

don’t @ me:

don’t @ me: <3

Lightning McQueen: I just remembered why I recognized the songs you sent, Kaminari! Those are intros and endings to the Initial D anime! :-)

electabuzz: yeahhHH they are!!

electabuzz: wait hold on holy shit how do you know that

Lightning McQueen: My brother is a huge Initial D fan

electabuzz: tensei?? as in?? the ingenium

Lightning McQueen: That would be him, yes.

electabuzz: holy shit

Lightning McQueen: I am fairly sure that he used to listen to the soundtrack, or at least Running in the 90s, in his helmet while fighting villains.

electabuzz: yOOoOO??

duct tape dude: wait a fucking second

duct tape dude: hold oN

duct tape dude: yoU CAN ADD A MUSIC PLAYER TO THE HELMET INT HE SUIT???

Lightning McQueen: No.

duct tape dude: wh aaa a t

Lightning McQueen: That’s already a function in most of the helmets! It’s mainly for communication, but it can be used for music!

duct tape dude: no fucking way

Lightning McQueen: Yes way! :-)

duct tape dude: imagine listening to running in the 90s on repeat while fighting thatd be lit af

Lightning McQueen: My brother made a Running in the 90s playlist that he used! I can send it to you if you’d like! :-D

duct tape dude: yES PLEASE

Lightning McQueen:   https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDUfu0SDXrL06_BU204qZaPGiqlLnmGOK

duct tape dude: yo,,, wtf,,,,,

duct tape dude: that’s like,,, more than 30 different versions of running in the 90s

Lightning McQueen: As I said, he is a big fan of Initial D as well as Eurobeat!

electabuzz: i have so much respect for your brother dude

duct tape dude: yeahhhh man he seems like such a cool guy wtf

Lightning McQueen: I will let him know that you think that! :-D

Explodokills: fuck you eijirou

knuckles: for what

Explodokills: for making me feel things

knuckles: aww babe <3

Alien Queen: aaaaaawww!!!!!

electabuzz: ,,,, aww??

Alien Queen: yeah!! AWWWWWW!

electabuzz: he just said fuck you to kirishima what are we awwwwwing about

Alien Queen: you uneducated fool!

Alien Queen: ‘fuck you for making me feels things’ means ‘i love you’ in bakugou!!!

duct tape dude: sparring with uraraka is an Experience™

bassic: did she beat the shit out of you

duct tape dude:

duct tape dude: no,,,,

Uravity: ;^)

bassic: lmao

Uravity: nahh! we were pretty even!

bassic: sounds like you beat the shit out of him

Uravity: not like todo at the sports festival at least!!!!

duct tape dude: please dont bring that up im scarred for life

Zuko: i’m still sorry about that

duct tape dude: anyway everyone already knew it but i just needed to give yall a reminder that uraraka is a badass

Uravity: !!! <3

duct tape dude: imma go hit the showers

electabuzz: don’t punch too hard

duct tape dude:

duct tape dude:

fuckt tape dude: de nk i  hol y  f u  ck

Uravity: oh my god

bassic: lm a  o

electabuzz: do y’all ever take a moment to appreciate how gorgeous momo is

All Might Jr: everyday tbh

Uravity: yes

karate kid: yes

Edgelord: Of course

Zuko: yeah

knuckles: yeah!

Prince Charming™: Naturally!~

o shit waddup: who doesnt

electabuzz: fair point

duct tape dude: alright so like i totally do

duct tape dude: but you never tell me that and im your boyfriend wtf denki

electabuzz: hanta

electabuzz: babe

electabuzz: you’re objectively speaking not nearly as gorgeous as momo

duct tape dude: rude

electabuzz: but i also know i cant get me a girl like that so i lowered my standards and now im w you

duct tape dude:

duct tape dude: i came here to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now

o shit waddup: sero are you sure that YOU arent the one that lowered your standards to end up with kami

duct tape dude: shit ur right

duct tape dude: thanks tsuyu

o shit waddup: no problem

knuckles: if it’s any consolation

knuckles: i think you’re pretty darn cute sero

duct tape dude: it’s not any consolation because you’re dating the hottest dude in the class

knuckles: lmao

All Might Jr: i also think you’re cute sero!!!!

duct tape dude: says the other guy who’s not only fucking adorable himself, but is also dating the prettiest guy in the class

duct tape dude: but hey you know what

duct tape dude: i’ll take it

duct tape dude: thanks y’all for being better than my boyfriend

electabuzz: you know ily hanta

duct tape dude: ily you fucking nerd

bassic: hah gay

bassic: also,,, wait hold on

bassic: are y’all appreciating momo without me ????

electabuzz: i assumed that you’d join

duct tape dude: yeah pal were your momo senses tingling

bassic: shut the fuck up

electabuzz: i still think you should do something about your obvious crush on momo

duct tape dude: and make me feel even worse when all my friends are dating hot people and im stuck with a pokemon

electabuzz: who tf are you calling a pokemon

duct tape dude: you

duct tape dude: im calling you a pokemon

bassic: donT SAY THAT IN THE CHAT SHE’S LITERALLY IN IT

Encyclopedon’t: Who’s in the chat?

bassic: nO ONE

o shit waddup: jirou i hate to break it to you but she can see the chat history

bassic: shhhhHHHhhhH

Encyclopedon’t: You.. have a crush on me?

bassic:  uh

bassic: pass

electabuzz: she does

duct tape dude: eyup

Encyclopedon’t: You do???

bassic: uhhhhh

Encyclopedon’t: !!!!

Encylopedon’t: I feel the same way!

bassic: what.

Encyclopedon’t: I’ve had a crush on your for such a long time but I didn’t dare to tell you!

bassic: no way

electabuzz: jirou accept her feelings you gay fool

bassic: uH!!

bassic: momO!

bassic: would you like to… meet up?? right now??

Encyclopedon’t: I’ll come over right away!

bassic: holy shit

bassic: im gonna

bassic: clean up my room quickly as hELL

duct tape dude: run romio

Explodokills: what the fuck is going on

electabuzz: my girl jirou is gonna get some

Explodokills: forget that i fucking asked

electabuzz: duDE havent you noticed how in love they are???

Explodokills: anyone with eyes can fucking see that but leave me out of this i don’t fucking care

duct tape dude: but duuuudee

duct tape dude: our classmates!! are gay and in love!!

electabuzz: like the rest of us

Explodokills: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsa1ZvzFgvU

electabuzz: holy shit bakugo

duct tape dude: im bakugone

Explodokills: die

bassic: holy shit

bassic: you guys

duct tape dude: how’d go

duct tape dude: ;^)

bassic: i have a girlfriend

Alien Queen: CONGRATULATIONS YOU TWO!!!!

electabuzz: GOOD JOB IM PROUD OF YOU MY GIRL

bassic: i was going to say fuck you for saying that in the chat BUT

bassic: it worked out in the end so

bassic: thank you or whatever

electabuzz: <3

duct tape dude: <3

bassic:

bassic: <3

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electabuzz: wouldnt it be fucking radical to have a sword cane

duct tape dude: oh yeAH

electabuzz: imagine youre there lookin dapper af and suddenly swORD

bassic: i dont think youre capable of looking dapper, kami

electabuzz: ru DE

duct tape dude: i’d want one in a solid color and some carved in patterns that’d be cool

electabuzz: thats,,,, kinda plain tho,,,,

electabuzz: imagine that but the handle part is like

electabuzz: a dragon

bassic: no thats almost too extra

electabuzz: a bird head then??

Zuko: so like

Zuko: tokoyami on a stick

electabuzz: aSDFGHJHGFD

bassic:  FU C K

Edgelord: ……..

duct tape dude: FU C KINGN  TOKOY AM I  ON A  ST IC K

Alien Queen: hey toko!!! bt w!!!

Edgelord: What.

Alien Queen: alright sooooo! i remember you saying that you really like apples right??

Edgelord: Yes.

Alien Queen: im just kinda wondering why ive never like,, seen you eat any apples?? but then i remembered that you have a beak right so like,,,,, how do you actually eat the apples????

Edgelord:

Edgelord: I just,, eat them I guess??

duct tape dude: yeah man but like hOW

duct tape dude: do you like

duct tape dude: peck it

duct tape dude: or do you have a real ass fucking row of teeth in there so you just kind of Take A Fucking Bite

Alien Queen: EXACTLY!!!!

Edgelord: What the fuck

duct tape dude: if you dont tell us we’ll keep making up even weirder scenarios

electabuzz: alright i have it

duct tape dude: do tell

Edgelord: Please no.

electabuzz: imagine tokoyami as he unhinges his fucking jaw and he has like 3 rows of teeth in that beak and he just kind of de v o urs the apples

duct tape dude: brb im crying

bassic: i did not need that image in my head

electabuzz: IT’S KINDA FUNNY THO

Edgelord: Kill me

electabuzz: not beFORE YOU TELL US HOW YOU EAT APPLES MAN

duct tape dude: yeahhhhhh dont leave us ha ng ing

Edgelord: Leave

tentacool: he pecks them

tentacool: it’s adorable

electabuzz: om g precIOUS

Edgelord: I can’t believe this

Edgelord: My oWN boyfriend

Edgelord: I don’t think I’ll survive a betrayal like this

tentacool: alright drama queen whatever you say

Edgelord: I’m not a drama queen

tentacool: no you’re a dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17

Edgelord: I’m breaking up with you

duct tape dude: i thought you said “beaking up” for a moment and i screamed

Edgelord:

Edgelord:

Edgelord: End my suffering now.

Explodokills: k

sugar spice: hey guys im making apple pie does anyone want some

Edgelord: Bakugou save the murder for another time I have apple pie to eat.

electabuzz: alright so ive been thinking

duct tape dude: how rare

bassic: dont hurt yourself

electabuzz: fuckIGN

bassic: lm a o

electabuzz: a lr ight SO

electabuzz: when baku was young and not in full control of his quirk

bassic: yh?

electabuzz: do yall think he ever accidentally exploded his dick

duct tape dude: FUCK

bassic: IM HOWLING AHASHAHA FUCKI GN HE L L KAMI

electabuzz: @Explodokills

Explodokills: what.

electabuzz: have you ever exploded your dick

Explodokills: whAT THE FUCK

electabuzz: is that a yes or a no

Explodokills: FUCK YOU

duct tape dude: speaking of dicks

bassic: oh no

duct tape dude: do you think that shigaraki dude is scared of losing his dick if he jerks off

karate kid: why is this conversation happening

bassic: just roll w it

electabuzz: hey these are important questions

electabuzz: @All Might Jr

All Might Jr: what

electabuzz: how does shigarakis quirk work

All Might Jr: why are you asking

electabuzz: because i know you know and its important for me to know

All Might Jr: if all 5 fingers on his hand is touching something it’ll disintegrate

electabuzz: anything?

All Might Jr: seems like it??

electabuzz: holy shit what if he jerks off with 1 finger too much

bassic: dissolved dick

All Might Jr: bYE

duct tape dude: “hey. dad, uh. my dick is gone” “son. what” “my dick. it’s gone.” “ son .”

bassic: lm A O

duct tape dude: dissolved dicks aside

electabuzz: thats the best thing youve ever said

duct tape dude: ikr

duct tape dude. but also. dissolved dicks aside.

duct tape dude: @Zuko is all the hair on your body either red or white

Zuko: what

duct tape dude: is your leg hair red on one leg and white on the other, same w the arm hair and armpit

Zuko: leave

All Might Jr: (yes it’s true)

Zuko: izuKU

Uravity: fiRST NAME BASIS

duct tape dude: HOLY SHIT

Uravity: IKR

duct tape dude: I WAS REACTING TO THE MULTICOLORED BODY HAIR BUT WHATEVER

electabuzz: alright but like

Zuko: don’t say it

electabuzz: y’kno

Zuko: don’t fucking say it

electabuzz: if all of your body hair is split

Zuko: dont. fucking. say. it.

electrabuzz: alright alright

bassic: completely unrelated to todoroki’s multicolored body hair

bassic: kami i always read your name as electranutz

electabuzz: lm A O

bassic: do you have electric nutz

electabuzz: om f

electabuzz: yeah

electabuzz: yeah i have electric nutz

bassic: nice

bassic: but also

bassic: rest in pieces @duct tape dude

duct tape dude: shit

Lightning McQueen: What is going on here??

Zuko: chaos

electabuzz: wait HOLD ON THIS IS NSFI

Zuko: nsfi?

bassic: not safe for iida

Zuko: i

electabuzz: protect him

Zuko: alright yes agreed

Lightning McQueen: I don’t know what you’re talking about but

Lightning McQueen: @duct tape dude @electabuzz Please remember that condoms don’t conduct electricity

Lightning McQueen: Use protection :-)

Zuko: o

duct tape dude: e ND ME

bassic: i t aKE BACK WHAT I SAID

electabuzz: IM SC RE ECHING

don’t @ me: i can’t get over how passive-aggressive that smiley makes it look

Lightning McQueen: ;-)

Invisible Girl: i just saw aizawa jam out to september and im liv i ng

bassic: september as in the song september by earth, wind & fire???

Invisible Girl: YES

bassic: n o

Invisible Girl: Y E S

Uravity: nO WAY!!!!!

Invisible Girl: YES WAY!!!!!

bassic: hoLY SHIT???

Uravity: WHEN WHY HOW

knuckles: september??? but it’s october

bassic: THAT’S what felt most out of place with the fact that tooru saw aizawa jam out to september?? that the song is called september and it’s october??

knuckles: ye ah??

bassic: too good

Invisible Girl: too pure

Uravity: i nEED MORE INFO THO?? WAS AIZAWA?? JUST DAN CI NG? OUT IN THE OPEN??

Invisible Girl: IT’S BETTER THAN THAT

Uravity: NO WAY

Invisible Girl: alright so i forgot my book in the classroom right!! and i realized that i reALLY needed it! so i went back to get it and most of the teachers were already gone!! so i was on my way and i heard music from the the classroom!

Uravity: omg……

Invisible Girl: and thEN i heard laughter right!! it was obviously present mic his voice isnt hard to recognize but then i heard someone else laugh as well and it was like!! i really soft chuckle but i heARD IT and the door was slightly open so i stuck in my head!! and they obviously couldnt see me bUT!!!!

Alien Girl: OM g DONT STOP!!! TELL US EVERYTHING!!!!!

Invisible Girl: ALRIGHT SO!!! present mic was dancing kind of stupidly and lip syncing to september and aizawa was sitting on one of the desks and had this Super Amused look on his face and he was!! smiling!!!

Uravity: oh my god…….

Invisible Girl: and theN!!! present mic stepped in and kissed aizawa and then just pulled him up!! and aizawa didnt even resist??!! he quickly looked around and didnt see me and then he started dancing with present mic!!! like! REAL couple dancing! they did spins and everything and like!! it really looked that they had done it before and i was sHOOK!!

Invisible Girl: aizawa has like

Invisible Girl: some killer moves?? ive nEVER seen aizawa look happy like that?? theyre like Ultimate Relationship Goals!!!!

electabuzz: theyre both,, so,, old and married

Invisible Girl: yes @ both of those

Lightning McQueen: Did you get the book?

Invisible Girl: …………

Lightning McQueen: :-|

Invisible Girl: buT LIKE!! I COULDNT INTERRUPT THEM?!

Lightning McQueen: That’s quite fair. Was it the new book for Aizawa-Sensei’s class?

Invisible Girl: yeah!! i just wanted to read the thing he was talking about today again…. because.. i didnt catch everything he was saying…..

Lightning McQueen: I can lend you my book and some notes from today if you’d like! :-)

Invisible Girl: !!!! IIDA YOURE THE BEST

Lightning McQueen: Is the common area an acceptable place to meet?

Invisible Girl: yeah! thanks again iida youre my hero!

Lightning McQueen: Just doing my job as class president! :-)

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electabuzz: hAPPY HALLOWEEN FUCKBOYS

electabuzz changed nickname to spooky stun gun

duct tape dude: !!!!!!

duct tape dude changed nickname to death by duct tape

Alien Queen changed nickname to Xenomorph

o shit waddup changed nickname to Aizawa

spooky stun gun: hoLY SHIT TSUYU

death by duct tape: LM A  O AMAZING

Prince Charming™: He can be pretty scary tbh~

Uravity: are everyone changing nicknames to something halloween-y??

Xenomorph: yeah!!!!

Prince Charming™: Sounds fun!~ ✨

Prince Charming™ changed nickname to Death Star™

Xenomorph: do i spot a star wars reference!!!!!!!

Death Star™: ;^)  ✩

Edgelord: Damn, was going to do a Star Wars reference

Death Star™: Oh! Sorry!! We can both have Star Wars references?~ ✩

Death Star™: I could also change~

Edgelord: Don’t worry about it, we can match. Thank you though.

Death Star™: °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

Edgelord changed nickname to Crylo Ren

Uravity: omf

Aizawa: amazing

Uravity changed nickname to Present Mic

Aizawa: we match

Present Mic: yeah!!!

spooky stun gun: man thats so gay

Aizawa: kaminari

Aizawa we’re girlfriends and eraserhead and present mic are married and also gay

spooky stun gun: the kind of quality gay content we need in this group chat

Zuko changed nickname to Endeavor

spooky stun gun: o

death by duct tape: oh

Endeavor:

Endeavor: ¯\_(•‿•)_/¯

Xenomorph: ,,,,,,,, are you alright

Endeavor: depends on your definition

death by duct tape: Yikes™

bassic changed nickname to bad speakers

spooky stun gun: i

spooky stun gun: what

bad speaker: nothing is more terrifying than bad speakers

spooky stun gun: alright thats fAIR

don’t @ me changed nickname to brain blender

Xenomorph: omg i love

All Might Jr: aaaaaaa everyone are so creative what the fuck

spooky stun gun: did,,, midoriya just,, swear

bad speakers: i think he did

death by duct tape: holy shit,,,,

Xenomorph: the apocalypse is near,,,,,

All Might Jr: i swear sometimes!!!

Aizawa: you really don’t

All Might Jr: oh

spooky stun gun: i just searched the entire chat log for you swearing

All Might Jr: how many hits did you get

spooky stun gun: none

All Might Jr: o

death by duct tape: lm a o

brain blender: dw we still appreciate you

All Might Jr: awww thank you shinsou!!!!

All Mighr Jr: i need to come up w a name hhhhhh

All Might Jr: o wait

All Might Jr changed nickname to Kacchan

spooky stun gun: HOLY SHIT MIDORIYA

Present Mic: d  E K U  OH MY GOD

Kacchan: ;^)

death by duct tape: im laughging holy  fuck

brain blender: amazing

Xenomorph: @Explodokills you should join and change nickname!!!!!

Explodokills: why the fuck would i do that

Xenomorph: to get into the halloween spirit!!

Explodokills: fuck you

spooky stun gun: its time for the skeleton war you fuckboy

Explodokills: fuck you all this is dumb

spooky stun gun: youre dumb

knuckles: lm  a o

Explodokills: im not changing my fucking name

spooky stun gun: ;^/

knuckles: wait hold on

Explodokills changed nickname to Bakpurrgo Catsuki

death by duct tape: om f

spooky stun gun: wh  a t

Bakpurrgo Catsuki: iM GOING TO DIE BUT IT WAS WORTH IT

spooky stun gun: k I R I???

Bakpurrgo Catsuki: YOU KNOW IT

Xenomorph: those explosions sound kind of intense

Bakpurrgo Catsuki: i’ll be fiN E

Bakpurrgo Catsuki changed nickname to Big Bad Wolf

Big Bad Wolf: fuck you

knuckles: oh my god wait

knuckles changed nickname to little red riding hood

death by duct tape: oh my god thats gayer than uraraka and tsuyu

spooky stun gun: is it really

death by duct tape: alright maybe not That Gay

little red riding hood: <3

Big Bad Wolf: fuck you all

Big Bad Wolf: especially you eijirou

spooky stun gun: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Big Bad Wolf: NOT LIKE THAT

tentacool changed nickname to tentacruel

Lightning McQueen changed nickname to Lightning McQueen Is Dead

death by duct tape: rip

karate kid changed nickname to karate kill

Xenomorph: isnt that a movie

karate kill: it sure is

Xenomorph: amazing

karate kill: but i mean

karate kill: so is karate kid

Xenomorph: fair point !!!

Invisible Girl changed nickname to Poltergeist

Encyclopedon’t changed nickname to no boob support

spooky stun gun: oh my god what

no boob support: Nothing is as terrifying as lack of boob support

spooky stun gun:

spooky stun gun: @ your boobs you can do it i believe in you!

bad speakers: not that kind of boob support

little red riding hood: heyyy @sugar spice  bro are you joining the spooky trend? ;^)

sugar spice: holy shit yes

sugar spice changed nickname to scary spice

karate kill: going for an actual spice girl now? ni c e

scary spice: honestly i love them theyre all queens

little red riding hood: agreed

Poltergeist: what about kouda? :D

Snow White: Σ(ﾟДﾟ；)

Poltergeist: ooo!! you dont have to be nervous about finding a good name!! it doesnt have to be good i mean look at kaminari!!

spooky stun gun: h e y  r UDE

Xenomorph: tooru has a point

spooky stun gun: you coME TO MY HOUSE

Snow White: (๑•﹏•)

Snow White changed nickname to Ursula

Poltergeist: see! that wasnt so bad was it!

Lightning McQueen Is Dead: You’re doing great, Kouda! :-)

Ursula: ( ´﹀` )

spooky stun gun: i cant believe its already christmas yall

Endeavor: it’s literally the beginning of november

spooky stun gun: christmas

Endeavor: ,,,,

Present Mic: does that mean that it’s time to change back from the spooky nicknames?

Endeavor: finally.

Endeavor changed nickname to Katy Perry

Katy Perry: i vanquished the beast

Kacchan: good

Present Mic: oh my god your name puts me off so much deku!!

Kacchan: ahaha me too

spooky stun gun: worth it?

Kacchan: totally worth it

Kacchan changed nickname to All Might Jr

Present Mic changed nickname to Skywalker

Aizawa changed nickname to pepe

spooky stun gun changed nickname to electabuzz

death by duct tape changed nickname to duct tape dude

tentacruel changed nickname to tentacool

bad speakers changed nickname to bassic

no boob support changed nickname to Encyclopedon’t

Lightning McQueen Is Dead changed nickname to Lightning McQueen

karate kill changed nickname to karate kid

Ursula changed nickname to Snow White

scary spice changed nickname to sugar spice

little red riding hood changed nickname to knuckles

Big Bad Wolf changed nickname to Explodokills

brain blender: hey do you guys wanna see something cool

electabuzz: hell yeahh

brain blender: remember line rider?

duct tape dude: LINE RIDER USED TO BE MY JAM HELL YEAH I REMEMBER LINE RIDER

Snow White: !!!!

brain blender: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIz3klPET3o

duct tape dude: ,,,, holy shit

electabuzz: that’s so good it’s annoying???

All Might Jr: who,,,, spends that much time making something like that,,,,,

Skywalker: says the guy with notebooks filled with information about heroes that he has been writing his entire life

All Might Jr:

All Might Jr: touché

bassic: honestly i hate the fucking facebook memories thing, you know the “here’s what you did on This Day last year”?? like,, oh fuck what kind of bullshit came out of my mouth at this time last year

electabuzz: m e

electabuzz: i did not come out of your mouth last year i meant that i relate

bassic: kamINARI HOLY SHIT

duct tape dude: OH MY GOD

electabuzz: THAT CAME OUT WRONG

bassic: just like you apparently

electabuzz: IM CRYGING REAL TEARS END ME

bassic: IM ALUGHIGN SO HARD HOLY FUCK

electabuzz: I WANTED TO GET YALL TO KNOW THAT I RELATE BUT THEN I SAW THE PHRASING OF THAT AND THEN I REALIZED THAT I MADE MISTAKE

Crylo Ren: What the fuck is going on

duct tape dude: denki came out of jirou’s mouth last year

Crylo Ren: What.

electabuzz: WE JUST ESTABLISHED THAT I IN FACT DID NOT COME OUT OF JIROUS MOUTH LAST YEAR

bassic: i reverse vored kaminari last year y’all

electabuzz: N O

bassic: i wASN’T EVEN GOING TO MAKE FUN OF YOU BUT YOURE MAKING IT TOO EASY

bassic: I DIDNT SEE HOW THE PHRASING LOOKED UNTIL YOU ADDED THAT PART ABOUT NOT COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH

electabuzz: IM BASCIALLY MAKING FUN OF MYSELF RN DW ABOUT IT

electabuzz changed nickname to reverse vored by jirou

reverse vored by jirou: im embracing my mistakes

duct tape dude: holy shit denki

Katy Perry: what the fuck did i come back to

reverse vored by jirou: a mess

Katy Perry: that’s not new

reverse vored by jirou: fair

bassic: todo i just noticed your name and im laughing

Katy Perry:

Katy Perry: im embracing both the hot n cold

bassic: that was a terrible pun but i’m also impressed that you actually did it

reverse vored by jirou: yeah man i thought youd just like go for elsa since youve been zuko for so long now

Xenomorph: same

All Might Jr: tbh same

duct tape dude: we were all bamboozled because he did the perfect combination of hot and cold

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duct tape dude: do you know what time it is

electabuzz: adventure time?

bassic: high noon?

Encyclopedon’t: Midnight..?

duct tape dude: well

duct tape dude: you’re not Wrong

duct tape dude: but that wasn’t what i was going for

bassic: where you going with it

duct tape dude: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWJHuLOIT-I

duct tape dude: merry crisis

duct tape dude: iw a s going to writ e christmas but autocorreCT HAD OTHER PLANS

electabuzz: LM A O

bassic: oh

Poltergeist: OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST LINK THE CHRISTMAS VERSION OF CARAMELLDANSEN???

duct tape dude: of course

All Might Jr: there’S A CHRISTMAS VERSION OF CARAMELLDANSEN????

duct tape dude: OF COURSE

All Might Jr: end me

All might Jr: anyway merry chrysler

Katy Perry: but it’s 1st december

duct tape dude: it’s christmas

Katy Perry: i

Katy Perry: what

duct tape dude: just roll with it

Katy Perry: ok,,,

Crylo Ren: I have the perfect song to get in the mood.

duct tape dude: more perfect than the christmas version of caramelldansen?

Crylo Ren: Maybe not that perfect, but it’s pretty close.

Crylo Ren: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zQ53oXITyk

bassic: i havent clicked the link but is that the mariah carrey x my chemical romance mashup

Crylo Ren:

Crylo Ren: How did you know,

bassic: i still havent forgotten about the wake me up maybe mashup you said was your theme song long ago

bassic: it was an educated guess

Crylo Ren: O

electabuzz: when ur emo but still excited for christmas

Crylo Ren: Leave.

electabuzz: hey guys

electabuzz: do you remember that song

duct tape dude: what song

electabuzz: the uhh you know

duct tape dude: yes i know exactly what song you’re talking about denki thanks for the clarification

electabuzz: asdfg

electabuzz: the fucking i am a gummy bear song?? something like that??

bassic: oh god not that green abomination

duct tape dude: why are you bringing up a subject that should’ve been buried with tokio hotel Years Ago

Crylo Ren: :^/

bassic: shit sero don’t talk shit about tokio hotel you’ll make the resident emo bird upset

Crylo Ren: I’m not emo

Crylo Ren: It’s called goth, honey, look it up.

bassic: sadfhgfds by e   

duct tape dude: honestly tho babe why did you bring it up

electabuzz: because i realized how many versions in different languages there are

bassic: how many

electabuzz: way too many

bassic: wow how informative

electabuzz: i actually dont care about all of the versions but i care about This One Version

bassic: get to the point kami

electabuzz: they made a version in klingon

bassic: i

bassic: what

electabuzz: the star trek language

bassic: i know what klingon is but what hte fuck

electabuzz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yZJIRWMoXw

electabuzz: im not joking

brain blender: i can’t believe you made me watch that with my own two eyes

electabuzz: well i wouldve been worried if you watched it w someone elses eyes

All Might Jr: @electabuzz @duct tape dude @Xenomorph @knuckles

All Might Jr: what are you doing

duct tape dude: making sock puppets

All Might Jr: alright but like

All Might Jr: why,,,???

electabuzz: to surprise and probably annoy midnight

All Might Jr: you know what

All Might Jr: i’m not even surprised to hear that’s the reason

Xenomorph: TO BE FAIR!!!

Xenomorph: she said we could do the creative presentations exactly how we wanted

All Might Jr: i’m pretty sure she meant that you could do it with a powerpoint or use drawings or maybe a poem

knuckles: well

knuckles: she didn’t say we couldn’t do a sock puppet musical

Lightning McQueen: I normally would’ve told you that this was a terrible idea

Lightning McQueen: But Midnight-Sensei actually did say that you were allowed to do anything. I’m looking forward seeing the project! :-D

duct tape dude: he ll  ye a h

Xenomorph: #ApprovedByTheClassPresident

knuckles: how the hell do you make a sock look like crimson riot you guys

pepe: you don’t

knuckles: ok but how ‘bout i do anyway

duct tape dude: @All Might Jr midoriya i need your expertise on how to make my sock puppet look like a good all might

All Might Jr: !! i’ll be right there

sugar spice: hey @Crylo Ren

Crylo Ren: What.

sugar spice: i found a song i think youd like

Crylo Ren: Oh no.

sugar spice: ;^))

sugar spice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0K7m0jOgPo

sugar spice: is this edgy enough for you

Crylo Ren: What the actual fuck.

bassic: what IS that

electabuzz: its obviously a mashup of anaconda and phantom of the opera i thought you were the music pro here

bassic:

bassic:

bassic: i know but like

bassic: What The Fuck

Skywalker: the thing that bothers me the most is how well that works

pepe: same

Crylo Ren: …

tentacool: he downloaded it and put it as his ringtone

Crylo Ren: I told you not to tell them

tentacool: babe i couldn’t resist

electabuzz: b a b e

tentacool: what

electabuzz: i never wouldve thought youd call tokoyami babe

tentacool: the more you know

tentacool: and also like

tentacool: kami i have been calling fumi babe like All The Time how could you already forget about that

electabuzz:

electabuzz: shit ur right

duct tape dude: he just wanted to be dramatic about something 

tentacool: lmao

electabuzz: when i grow up i want to move to germany and become a professional yodeler

Explodokills: what the fuck

duct tape dude: i support your dreams babe but

duct tape dude: what the fuck

electabuzz: you know takeo ischi

duct tape dude: yeah

Skywalker: who??

Poltergeist: …?

bassic: who the fuck

electabuzz: you uncuLTERED FUCKS

electabuzz: (except you hanta i can always trust you <3)

duct tape dude: (<3)

bassic: alright but who the fuck is takeo ischi

electabuzz: dont you know that japanese-german dude who yodels in german w chickens

bassic: oh

bassic: him

Skywalker: whA T

Poltergeist: im??? what ???

electabuzz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA

electabuzz: the man the myth the legend

Skywalker: that is the best thing i’ve ever seen!!!!! look at the cute chickens!!!

pepe: i appreciate that old man

electabuzz: yeah same

electabuzz: which is why i want to be That Cool when i grow up

Skywalker: you’d give up your hero gig to become a chicken yodeler?

electabuzz: if i became as cool as takeo ischi? yes, yes i would.

duct tape dude: i mean

duct tape dude: same

Xenomorph: same

pepe: same

Poltergeist: i think i officially made the worst fucking video ever

karate kid: ……….

karate kid: what did you do……..

Poltergeist: a mistake

electabuzz: tell me more

Poltergeist: you know,,,,, morphsuits??

electabuzz: bodysuits that covers the Entire body? yeah

Poltergeist: i found some!

electabuzz: holy shit

Poltergeist: and i realized that you can see like

Poltergeist: all of me!!! when im wearing one!

electabuzz: ooooh holy shit

Poltergeist: so i decided to do a dumb video

electabuzz: I Am Intrigued™

duct tape dude: same

bassic: same

sugar spice: same

knuckles: same

Skywalker: same

pepe: same

All Might Jr: same

Katy Perry: same

karate kid: same????

pepe: send it please

Poltergeist: it’s,,,,,, so dumb you guys!

Poltergeist: but alright then!

electabuzz: YE S

Poltergeist: DeleteThis.mp4

electabuzz:

electabuzz: holy fuck

duct tape dude: i suddenly feel like an inferior memer

karate kid: alright so

karate kid: i have A Few questions,,,

Poltergeist: yeah?

karate kid: 1. is that a fucking hoverboard. 2. are you literally wearing 2 morphsuits stacked on each other. 3. where the fuck did you get those sparkly shutter shades and the glitter top hat i have never seen those.

Poltergeist: 1. yes. 2. yes. 3. ,,,,,,, i own a lot of things that you’ve never seen,,,,,

karate kid: that

karate kid: sounds weirdly ominous

Poltergeist: lm a o!

electabuzz: hey tooru please date me we could make Awesome Memes™ together

Poltergeist: you’re dating sero!!

duct tape dude: you could date me instead tbh

electabuzz: alright r  ud e

electabuzz: i asked first

karate kid: no i asked first

electabuzz:

electabuzz:

duct tape dude:

Xenomorph:

bassic:

All Might Jr:

Skywalker:

pepe:

Katy Perry:

electabuzz: ,,,,,, when the fuck

Poltergeist: how long me and mashirao have been dating?

Poltergeist: hmmmmmm

karate kid: a few months i think?

Poltergeist: yeah something like that?

electabuzz: u M H   EX  CUS E ME

Poltergeist: you’re excused

electabuzz: no BUT WAIT HOLD ON

electabuzz: A FEW MONTHS????

Poltergeist: yeah that’s what we said!

electabuzz: hold on shit i gotta sit down

duct tape dude: you’re already sitting down

karate kid: kami did you just stand up only to be able to sit down again but in a more dramatic way

electabuzz: ye  s

electabuzz: i cant believe you have been dating for so long without us knowing what the actual fuck?????

duct tape dude: tbh i feel a little betrayed

Xenomorph:  SAME!!! OMg tooru!!! how could you not tell me this???

Poltergeist: oH

karate kid: oh we thought we were obvious?

Poltergeist: ^^^^

electabuzz: n o????

karate kid: well

karate kid: you didn’t ask so we didn’t tell i guess

electabuzz: did we seriously never ask

karate kid: nope?

electabuzz: i feel like a terrible friend

Xenomorph: S AME

Poltergeist: asdfgds don’t feel bad!!! it never came up in conversation so we just chilled and assumed you all already knew!!!

Poltergeist: but you didn’t! so uh!

Poltergeist: suprise!!

electabuzz: surprise indeed

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Xenomorph: hey tokoyami!!! gu e ss what!

Crylo Ren: What.

Xenomorph: i found the theme song you would have if you were a street racer in the 90s

Crylo Ren:

Crylo Ren:

Crylo Ren: What the fuck.

Xenomorph: ok hold oN

Xenomorph: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npmnjoDYpiQ

electabuzz: THE IN T R O

duct tape dude: iS THAT EUROBEAT I HEAR

Xenomorph: YOU KNOW IT!!!

Crylo Ren: I’ll be completely honest and say that I’d give anything to have that as my theme song if I was a street racer in the 90s.

electabuzz: id give anything to have that as my hero theme right now

Crylo Ren: Shit, you’re right..

Crylo Ren: Do you think the support team would support the idea of me having a light but strong speaker as a part of my hero costume?

Lightning McQueen: Well, why don’t you ask?

Crylo Ren: Who’d I ask? Pretty sure Power Loader would stab someone.

electabuzz: lm a o

Lightning McQueen: I know someone. :-)

Crylo Ren:

Crylo Ren: Should I be worried.

Lightning McQueen: Depends.

Lightning McQueen added greased lightnin’ to Dysfunctional Super Family™

duct tape dude: welcome to the family?

greased lightnin’: HI GUYS!!!!!!!! :DDDDD

electabuzz: who,,, the fuck

duct tape dude: idk,,,

Poltergeist: HELLO!!!!!!

greased lightnin’: HI IM HATSUME MEI I KNOW SOME OF YOU BUT NOT ALL OF YOU!!

bassic: you’re that cute and kind of eccentric support girl that totally tricked iida to showcase your inventions at the sports festival aren’t you?

greased lightnin’: THAT would be me YES!! :D

greased lightnin’: you think i’m CUTE? AWWW!! THANK YOU!!!!!<3333

greased lightnin’: have we met??

bassic: i don’t think we’ve talked tbh

greased lightnin’: oh! well, what’s your name? :]

bassic: i’m jirou kyouka

greased lightnin’: short purple hair and long jack-shaped earlobes???

bassic: that’d be me yeah

greased lightnin’: OH

greased lightnin’: you’RE HOT!!!

bassic: i

bassic: oh

Encyclopedon’t: Kyouka is gorgeous isn’t she!

bassic: asdgfdsdfghgfd

greased lightnin’: YEAH SHE IS

greased lightnin’: waiiiiiit lemme GUESS who you are

greased lightnin’: very tall beautiful girl with black pony tail?? creati?

Encyclopedon’t: Oh! Yes, I’m Creati! :) I can’t believe you know who I am!

greased lightnin’: hoenstly i’d never forget someone as gorgeous as you lmao

electabuzz: same

duct tape dude: same

bassic: oh god same

electabuzz: jirou youre dating her you dont have a say in this

greased lightnin’: you’re dating?? AAAAAAA GOOD FOR YOU!! :DDD <3

All Might Jr: oh!! hi hatsume!

greased lightnin’: midoriya?

All Might Jr: yeah!

greased lightnin’: MIDORIYA!!!

All Might Jr: YEAH!!!

greased lightnin’: HOWRE YOU DOING?? <3

All Might Jr: pretty good hbu!!

greased lightnin’: im feeling spLENDID!! power loader let me try a new thing and it didn’t blow up!!!!!!!! :DD

Lightning McQueen: Did you guys have something to ask Hatsume? :-)

Xenomorph: oh!!!!! YEAH

Crylo Ren: Would you, theoretically speaking, be able to make speakers to put in my hero costume so I could blast a theme song whenver I fought a villain.

greased lightnin’: …………..oh my god

greased lightnin’: oh MY GOD YES!!!!!!! OF COURSE I CAN THAT’S SIMPLE HELL EYAH JUST GIVE ME SOME TIME

Crylo Ren: Hell yes.

Xenomorph: aizawa is going to have an aneurysm when you suddenly start playing eurobeat for hero duties

Crylo Ren: Worth it.

Xenomorph: hey kiri?? i have been thinking

knuckles: about what?

Xenomorph: when you upgraded your superhero costume

knuckles: yeah

Xenomorph: why did you add sleeves,,,,

knuckles: it gets cold

Xenomorph: ,,,, but why not an entire shirt

knuckles: id rip a shirt with my quirk

duct tape dude: wait hold on

duct tape dude: you’ll rip the sleeves as well

knuckles:

knuckles: shit ur right

knuckles: but no wait they’re made in a special fabric so they’re not ripped that easily

Xenomorph: bUT WHY NOT AN ENTIRE SHIRT THEN??

knuckles: ,.......

knuckles: i have sensitive nipples

duct tape dude: kiri,,,, oh my god,,?

Xenomorph: you wear shirts everyday kiri

knuckles: ,,,,

electabuzz: alright you can no longer convince me that youre shirtless for any other reason than to have the tits out

Explodokills: you added sleeves to your fucking costume?? but not a shirt?

knuckles: yeah

Explodokills: what sort of backwards fucking pageantry is that?

knuckles: i came here to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now ;^//

duct tape dude: dude dw we’re not complaining

duct tape dude: i don't think anyone can complain about you going shirtless lmao

electabuzz: yeah man you have a good body

knuckles: do you ever just imagine reversed mermaids

electabuzz: ,,,,,,,reversed mermaids

knuckles: yeah!!!!

duct tape dude: what the fuck

knuckles: you know!

knuckles: fish leg human leg

electabuzz: wh at

knuckles: nO WAIT I MEANT FISH HEAD HUMAN LEGS FU C K

duct tape dude: I THOUGHT YOU MEAN LIKE FUCKING

duct tape dude: SPLIT IN HALF LIKE IN THE MIDDLE

duct tape dude: LIKE TODOROKI BUT A MERMAID???

Katy Perry: what the fuck.

electabuzz: t  OD ROKI BUT A MERMAID

bassic: alright but how the fuck would it work if only half of the person was fish like how would the lonely arm and leg look

Xenomorph: onE ENTIRE MERMAID TAIL FOR ONE LEG AND A TENTACLE AS AN ARM

bassic: fuck

electabuzz: im fucking choking this is terrible

knuckles: one typo and this happens

knuckles: why are you guys like this

Poltergeist: ok so i did a thing,,,,,

electabuzz: omg what did you do

Poltergeist: you know the half mermaid conversation you guys had

electabuzz:

electabuzz: yes

Poltergeist: you know how i like to draw things??

electabuzz: holy shit i like where this is going

Poltergeist: i drew a thing!!

duct tape dude: ASDFSADFG SH OW US

bassic: ims creaming please show

electabuzz: sh o  w  us  th e   go o ds

Poltergeist: ok so i couldn’t let go of the “todoroki but a mermaid” comment right!!!

bassic: oh my god please tell me that you did what i think you did

Poltergeist: wELL

Poltergeist:

electabuzz: ASDFGNFDSXZ<,.XFD,HYIRUSDFJSDFRGTJU

electabuzz:  B  Y  E

duct tape dude: iM FUCKIGN DYIN

knuckles: ONE TYPO AND THIS HAPPENS

bassic: LM  A  O   FUCK

bassic: @Katy Perry

Katy Perry:

Katy Perry: thanks i hate it.

All Might Jr: F U CK

electabuzz: holy shit hagakure you made midoriya say A Swear

Poltergeist: holy shit

All Might Jr: i swear sometimes!!!

duct tape dude: emphasis on sometimes

electabuzz: weve had this conversation before and last time we searched the entire chat for you swearing we had 0 hits except the swear you said back then

electabuzz: now if you search for it

electabuzz: we have 2 hits because today and that other time

electabuzz: so yeah you swear but you dont like

eletabuzz: swear

All Might Jr: asdfgfd ok fair

Skywalker: alright hi can we go back to talking about mermaid todoroki because i am dying

bassic: yes let’s

Explodokills: what the fuck is going on

knuckles: scroll up

Explodokills:

Explodokills: HOLY FUCK LM  AO  

Explodokills: AHAHAHAHAHA FUCK HALFLING THEY GOT YOU GOOD

greased lightnin’: oh my GOD!!!!!!!!!

greased lightnin’: JOINING THIS CHAT WAS THE BEST IDEA EVER AAAAAA

duct tape dude: i’m gonna print a picture of that and give it to aizawa

electabuzz: f u c k

duct tape dude: he’s going to be so confused holy shit

bassic: worth it

electabuzz: why not go all the way and give it to all the teachers

duct tape dude: shit youre right

bassic: guys i think snipe framed the todoroki picture and put it on his desk

Katy Perry: why this.

electabuzz: its a work of art

Poltergeist: !!! <333

electabuzz: honestly snipe is such a chill dude i love him

duct tape dude: who wouldn’t love a post-apocalyptic clint eastwood

electabuzz: ur right

duct tape dude: i usually am

bassic: ok so im listening through walls anD MIC CONVINCED AIZAWA TO TAKE ONE OF THEIR PICTURES HOME TO THEIR APARTMENT AND FRAME IT IM FUCKING SCREMAING

electabuzz: hOLY FCKCJING SHIT KILL ME

Katy Perry: no kill me .

electabuzz: hagakure if you ever make any other pictures like this please send so we can give them to the teachers i want to see snipe with a shitpost collection on his desk

Poltergeist: he has one!!

electabuzz: he has a what now

Poltergeist: !!!! a shitpost collection

Poltergeist: that man has framed pictures of memes on his desk

electabuzz: Only Snipe Things™

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Xenomorph: kamisero!!!!!!

Xenomorph: i just found a perfect video for the two of you!!!!!

duct tape dude: are we going to talk about the “kamisero”

electabuzz: maybe later i want to know what video our best pink girl found

Xenomorph: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukoclu-yOy4

electabuzz: bro,,,,

duct tape dude: bro,,

electabuzz: <3333

duct tape dude: <33333

electabuzz: that’s us but like

electabuzz: full homo

duct tape dude: full homo indeed

electabuzz: guys i need help w english i dont understand this thing

bassic: the test is tomorrow tho why are you asking now

electabuzz: i started studying tonight

bassic: lmao rip

electabuzz: guysssss what should i do

duct tape dude: hire a samurai

electabuzz: I CANT HIRE A SAMURAI TO KILL PRESENT MIC JESUS CHRIST SERO

duct tape dude: i was thinking you could hire a samurai to do your homework but killing the source of the problem also works i guess

electabuzz: no thats too complicated

electabuzz: its like algebra

electabuzz: why do you have to put numbers and letters together why cant you just go fuck yourself

duct tape dude: lma  o

electabuzz: @Explodokills

Explodokills: what

electabuzz: he l p  m e

Explodokills: no.

electabuzz: c om e  oN

Explodokills: no way

knuckles: hey kami where are you studying rn

electabuzz: common area

knuckles: omw

electabuzz: not to be that guy but your english is as terrible as mine

knuckles: a fair point but i’m not going to try to help you

electabuzz: wtf

knuckles: alright hold on

knuckles: @Explodokills hey can you come to the common area and help me w english

Explodokills: but fucking why

knuckles: i wanna make sure i won’t fail completely come onnnnn babe

Explodokills: fucking fine

electabuzz: holy shit

knuckles: ;) i got u

Poltergeist: YOU GUY  S   THE  BE S  T  THING EVER HAPPENED TODAY

electabuzz: do tell

Poltergeist: you know how i have this uncanny ability to be able to walk in on snipe doing weird shit??

duct tape dude: omg,,,

duct tape dude: yeah?

Poltergeist: weLL,,,,,,,,,!

electabuzz: holy shit what did he do this time

Poltergeist: so i was going back to get my phone bc i forgot it in the classroom right

Poltergeist: it was pretty late but as i was on my way out i spotted snipe walking down the corridor minding his own business probably done with his last class right

bassic: yeah?

Poltergeist: so i naturally started following him carefully to see if he was about to do something stupid

electabuzz: LMA  O

duct tape dude: i loVE how you just assume snipe is going to do something stupid lm a o

Poltergeist: well i wasn’t wrong

bassic: i’m intrigued

sugar spice: i come here and the first thing i see is tooru telling another story about snipe hell yeah sign me the fuck up

Poltergeist: alright alright sO

Poltergeist: i follow snipe and suddenly he stops in the middle of the corridor and i was like ?????? um excuse me mr snipe what are you doing

Poltergeist: i mean i didn’t actually say that but i thought it

Poltergeist: anyway so i hid around the corner and pulled out my phone because you know better get the thing on tape

Poltergeist: whatever the thing was

Poltergeist: and that was when i saw it

electabuzz: the suspense is killing me

electabuzz: whaT DID YOU SEE

Poltergeist: a kazoo

duct tape dude: bye

Poltergeist: there i sAW a green kazoo just kind of lying around there on the floor??

electabuzz: minding its own business?

Poltergeist: yeaH!!!!

bassic: alright so what did snipe do

bassic: even though i have a feeling i know what he did

Poltergeist: ok so snipe just kind of bent down and looked around to make sure no one was watching right

sugar spice: little did he know

Poltergeist: lma  o YEAH

Poltergeist: anyway when he decided the coast was clear he picked it up right

Poltergeist: then theN HE REACHED FOR HIS MASK

All Might Jr: WSDFDSD DID HE TAKE IT OFF??? HOW DOES HE LOOK UNDER THE MASK???

electabuzz: looks like you summoned midoriya lmao

Poltergeist: he dIDNT TAKE IT OFF THO

bassic: ok but like

bassic: last time i checked you have to actually put the kazoo in your mouth to be able to play

Poltergeist: he d i d

bassic. ????????

Poltergeist: you know the filter part on his mask???

All Might Jr: yeah??

Poltergeist: he can take off that part

All Might Jr: WH A T

bassic: holy shit

sugar spice: no way,,,,

Poltergeist: he juST STRAIGHT REMOVED A PART OF HIS SNOUT AND THEN LITERALLY SHOVED IN THE KAZOO IN THE OPENING AND I WAS DOING MY BEST TO NOT S CR EA M

electabuzz: this si sthe best thing ive ever heard holy shit

duct tape dude: “his snout ”

bassic: alriGHT BUT THE REAL QUESTION THO

bassic: what did he play?

Poltergeist: Y M C A !!!!!

bassic: no way

Poltergeist: anyw a y so he kept going for a while and then i heard the sound of present mic laughing so hard he was actually wheezing

Poltergeist: which startled snipe so bad he inhaled pretty sharply and probably deep throated the kazoo until he managed to cough it out again

bassic: wonder if it was mic who put the kazoo there

sugar spice: seems like a likely theory

electabuzz: wAIT HOLD ON

electabuzz: hagakure??

Poltergeist: it me!

electabuzz: you said you recorded it????

Poltergeist: OH YEAH I DID

electabuzz: SH A R  E  IT PLEA S E????

duct tape dude: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^???!!!

Poltergeist: YEAH HOLD ON

duct tape dude: i fucking love you tooru

electabuzz: more than you love me?? ;^(

duct tape dude: kami

duct tape dude: have you ever delivered content this good

electabuzz: a fair point

duct tape dude: but im staying with you especially because im 150% sure ojiro could snap me in half if he wanted to

karate kid: ;^)

duct tape dude: see

Poltergeist: alrIGHT ARE YOU GUYS READY

electabuzz: my body is ready

Poltergeist:

electabuzz:  I M  W HE E ZING

duct tape dude: please play this video on my funeral

bassic: did you edit and it only to be able to add the “kazoo hero” text and the rainbow???

Poltergeist: hell yeah i did!!!!

electabuzz: tooru is literally the hero we all need but dont deserve

Poltergeist: ;)))))

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brain blender: not to be that guy but what the fuck is going on in the common area

duct tape dude: you’ll just have to

duct tape dude: you know

duct tape dude: come here and see for yourself

Katy Perry: i honestly just wanted to go to the kitchen and get a glass of water and this is what i see

Katy Perry: even though i can’t quite figure out what this is

brain blender: shit wait alright fuck im coming over there i need to see what all this noise is about

brain blender:

brain blender: you know seeing this live doesnt explain anything

brain blender: what the fuck am i looking at

All Might Jr: isn’t it kouda singing and playing the ukulele?

brain blender: i mean

brain blender: yeah

brain blender: he sure is singing and playing the ukulele

brain blender: but what about the rest

All Might Jr: the rEST?

All Might Jr: omg what is going on i was literally there 30 minutes ago what has happened since

brain blender: hell

All Might Jr: i’m omw!

brain blender: that was the most enthusiastic reaction to the idea of going to hell i have ever seen

duct tape dude: lm A  O

duct tape dude: well anyway

duct tape dude: kouda is playing and singing tiny tim songs

duct tape dude: more specifically he’s singing living in the sunlight by tiny tim

duct tape dude: u know this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF4RCOcz9ow

All Might Jr: ok but can anyone Ex pl a in  how it went from kouda playing and singing some songs on the ukulele

All Might Jr: and how it turned into a tiny tim jam session with kouda on vocals and ukulele, jirou on bass, momo on a tiny keyboard, satou on the trumpet and kaminari On An Egg Shaker

duct tape dude: kaminari plays the egg because he is an egg

duct tape dude: also because jirou doesn’t trust him with any of her actual instruments so she handed him an egg shaker and said “try fucking this up i dare you”

brain blender: i honestly hate how nicely they’re playing the song tho what the fuck

tentacool: i just have one (1) question

tentacool: isnt that the song that is featured in the first episode ever of spongebob squarepants

Crylo Ren: Fuck, you’re right.

Xenomorph: i’m lauGHING at how f as t  you answered that question tokoyami lm A O
Crylo Ren:

Crylo Ren: Oh no.

Xenomorph: is there something you need to tell us? ;^)))

Crylo Ren: No.

tentacool: i mean

tentacool: we could talk about how my boyfriend can quote stuff from basically any spongebob episode

tentacool: but tbh

tentacool: i’d rather talk about how kouda is singing tiny tim songs and nailing it

duct tape dude: honestly same

Xenomorph: well when you’re putting it like that

Xenomorph: yES let’s talk about kouda

Xenomorph: a perfect boy

duct tape dude: too good tbh

All Might Jr: man i love kouda

Xenomorph: same

tentacool: same

Crylo Ren: Same.

Death Star™: Same~ ☆

Death Star™: Oh!

Death Star™: I feel like my name is a little outdated in this chat! I should fix that ☆

Crylo Ren: Oh yeah, me too.

Crylo Ren changed nickname to Edgelord

electabuzz: thanks for changing back i kept getting confused abt who you were when i saw you in the list of users lmA  O

Edgelord: Good to know that my friends recognize me.

electabuzz: honestly im confused all the time what were you expecting

Edgelord: Fair enough.

Death Star™ changed nickname to Tight Pants Body Rolls

electabuzz: speaking of confusion

electabuzz: aoyama what the fuck is your username

Tight Pants Body Rolls: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1c2KzJbcGA

electabuzz: OH

greased lightnin’: hI I WAS SUMMONED BY MY QUEEN LESLIE HALL!!!!

Tight Pants Body Rolls: happy gasp You know Leslie Hall! ☆

greased lightnin’: NATURALLY!

greased lightning: she’s the best!!!

duct tape dude: i’m back and i agree

Xenomorph: same!!!

Poltergeist: agreED!

karate kid: why am i so out of the loop when it comes to this shit What Am I Watching

Poltergeist: i thought i linked leslie hall songs to you before???

karate kid: apparently not

electabuzz: hagakure you have to teach your man the meme ways

Poltergeist: agreed!

karate kid: hepl

knuckles: ok so like

knuckles: i feel like one of us always asks what the fuck is going on because they can hear music somewhere in the building but can’t figure out where or why

knuckles: and i need to ask it this time because what am i hearing and where does it come from

electabuzz: ashido’s room!

duct tape dude: she’s teaching us to dance so we can make a wild presentation for the assignment cementoss gave us

knuckles: why are y’all always so extra

electabuzz: you were literally in the last Very Extra presentation we did

electabuzz: remember the sock puppets

knuckles: shit ur right

Explodokills: you’re a fucking idiot

knuckles: i love you too katsuki

Explodokills: shut the fuck up eijirou

knuckles: <3

Explodokills:

Explodokills: <3

bassic: i can’t get over how kirishima managed to tame the beast

Explodokills: nO ONE FUCKING TAMED ME I’LL KILL YOU

bassic: k.

knuckles: lm a o

duct tape dude: guys give me a good dance step to do that isn’t ashido’s amazing but extremely impossible moves

duct tape dude: ashido,,, when you read this,,,, you’re a babe and ily but you’re too good for us mere mortals

bassic: lmao same

bassic: try dating someone as Superior as momo

Encyclopedon’t: I’m?? not superior though! Kyoka!! You can do so many amazingly cool things!

bassic: god look at this perfect girl

Encyclopedon’t: !! <3

Encyclopedon’t: You’re perfect!!

bassic: ily

Encyclopedon’t: ily2!

duct tape dude: that went rly gay rly fast

bassic: isn’t that like the standard in this chat

duct tape dude: a fair point

duct tape dude: for real tho

duct tape dance: gimme a dance to learn

bassic: the sprinkler

duct tape dude:

duct tape dude:

duct tape dude: i mean i could but how ‘bout i don’t

bassic: lma  o

Katy Perry: the yes dance

duct tape dude: that is

duct tape dude: not actually a terrible idea

duct tape dude: what the fuck todoroki

Katy Perry: ¯\_(•‿•)_/¯

duct tape dude: @electabuzz @Xenomorph

Xenomorph: what!

electabuzz: whaddup

duct tape dude: let’s do the fork in the garbage disposal

Xenomorph:

electabuzz:

Xenomorph: !!!!!!!!!!!  Y E    S

electabuzz:  l e t ‘ s   d o   t h e  f o r k   i n   t h e   g a r b a g e    d i s p o s a l

Edgelord: What the hell did I come back to.

Katy Perry: mistakes in the making

karate kid: what the hell does this even mean

karate kid: the yes dance??

karate kid: the fork in the garbage disposal????

Poltergeist: babe you don’t know???

karate kid: no?

Edgelord: I’m with you on this one, Ojiro. I have no idea what this is.

Poltergeist: uneducated fools

Poltergeist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyqUj3PGHv4

duct tape dude: for real tho mina and denki

duct tape dude: we can seriously download the instrumental and rewrite the lyrics for our presentation

Xenomorph: O H THAT’S A GOOD IDEA!!!

electabuzz: my man is a genius

duct tape dude: i have my moments

karate kid: ok so this is all nice and all

karate kid: but i can’t get over that it was todoroki that suggested this

karate kid:  what are you watching in your spare time

Katy Perry: i’ve seen some weird shit

Katy Perry: for real though what did you think? that i only watch videos of the ice bucket challenge and clips from frozen on youtube?

karate kid: i honestly have no idea what i thought you were watching on youtube but this wasn’t it

electabuzz: same tho

pepe: i can’t believe cementoss thought it was a good idea to let ashido, sero and kaminari be in the same group for this

electabuzz: ouch

duct tape dude: he probably didn’t think it was a good idea tbh

Xenomorph: yeahhh,,, we DID bring out the puppy eyes after all

Poltergeist: all three of you at the same time???

electabuzz: ye AH!!!

Poltergeist: rip cementoss

Poltergeist: you guys have some really good puppy eyes!!

sugar spice: did one of you seriously invite snipe to this class tó watch your presentation

electabuzz: yeah man i told him to bring a camera as well

electabuzz: i saw him in the corridor and asked if he wanted to see our memeingful presentation

electabuzz: i have never seen a masked man look so happy before

Skywalker: aww that’s so sweet!!

Skywalker: i hope he knows we all appreciate him!!

duct tape dude: yEs for real snipe is such a cool and fun dude