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thughao added king of china , beyonce , and 10:10 to the chat
thughao named the chat preDICKament
thughao : Hey
thughao : Help me
king of china : does it involve moving a corpse because im Not doing that again
thughao : Fuck off, Jun
king of china : u love me
thughao : No
beyonce : wjat aod u need
king of china : what does that even say
beyonce : what do u need****
thughao : How do we get Jihoon laid
10:10 : chokes
10:10 : excuse me
beyonce : soonyoung: doesnt talk
beyonce : jihoon: mentioned
beyonce : soonyoung: hello yes
10:10 : ok seungkwan its not like yr not like that with hansol
beyonce : hwats a hansol
thughao : OOK NO SERIOUSLY
thughao : Jihoon doesnt fukcing leave the dorm and sometimes I want to make out in MY OWN HOME without having to vacate
king of china : r u saying you dont like my room :(
thughao : Not the point
10:10 : so u want him to move out or like
10:10 : get a mans
thughao : Both both is good
beyonce : soonyoung can make one of thos ethings hqppne
beyonce : happen***
10:10 added concrete jungle wet dream tomato to the chat
beyonce : thanks so fucing much soonyougn
concrete jungle wet dream tomato : the fuq is tkis
beyonce : groupchat
concrete jungle wet dream tomato : ya byt whyu
concrete jungle wet dream tomato : but* why*
king of china : omg kwan he types almost as bad as u yr perfrct 4 each other
concrete jungle wet dream tomato : what
beyonce : igmore bitchboy idk what he meant lol!!!
beyonce : mingaoas trying to get jihoon laid
concrete jungle wet dream tomato : lmao mood
thughao : Whos good at this kind of stuff
10:10 : mingyu
king of china : mingyu
beyonce : mingyu
concrete jungle wet dream tomato : i guess mingyu is
king of china added oppa to the chat
oppa : whats poppin hoes
10:10 : change ur fucking name dipshit
oppa : why
oppa : does it turn u on soonie
beyonce : nah we all know that jihoons job
10:10 : im this close to strangling you boo seungkwan
beyonce : kinky
thughao : Mingyu please help me get Jihoon laid I need him to leave the apartment
oppa changed their name to the love doctor
the love doctor : i dont see the problem
the love doctor : if theres already someone who wants to do it
the love doctor : aka soonyoung
the love doctor : go for it
the love doctor : i believe in you~
10:10 : easy 4 u to say
10:10 : u get all the bitches u dont even have 2 try
the love doctor : and then theres that
beyonce : soonyoung seriously just ask him out uve been pining for like an entire year
concrete jungle wet dream tomato : pleasdo it
concrete jungle wet dream tomato : you reallt nened aboyfrined
concrete jungle wet dream tomato : sorry im in calssasnfjn i cant treally typ e wjth onefahdn udnertbhe desk
king of china : sk translate please
beyonce : “you really need a boyfriend sorry im in class rn and i cant really type with one hand under the desk”
concrete jungle wet dream tomato : thanse
beyonce : “thanks”
the love doctor : lol
the love doctor : can i leave now
the love doctor : i got
the love doctor : stuff to do
10:10 : cough jeon wonwoo
the love doctor : ur not wrong
beyonce : disgusting
the love doctor has left the chat
thughao : So will you do it
thughao : Will you smash jihoon
thughao : Please Soonyoung
10:10 has left the chat
concrete jungle wet dream tomato has added 10:10 to the chat
10:10 : …
10:10 : maybe
beyonce
: YES
king of china : finally
10:10 : ugh
thughao : Thank you for your service
10:10 : i regret it already
beyonce
: no u dont
10:10 has left the chat