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*Wooshin created the group chat "What's up fuckers?" *

*Wooshin added Yeolie, Frog, MyWay, Eyebrows, Whinehee, My sunshine, Leader-hyung, weatherdol and Freestyle rap flop into the group chat*

Whinehee: Hyung!!! Why am I Whinehee?

Leader-hyung: Wooshin! We were just talking about you, how are you doing?

Freestyle rap flop: Jinhoo, Kuhn, back me up, my freestyle raps are the best

*weatherdol changed Freestyle rap flop's name to Gyeolie <3*

weatherdol: There you go babe!

Whinehee: Kuhn-hyung, how do you change usernames?

weatherdol: Why would I tell you?

Whinehee: Xiao-ya, do you know how to change it? Kuhn hyung is being mean ㅠ.ㅠ

Yeolie: You can change user names??

My sunshine: Seokieeee, I'm so happy that you finally created the chat! He's been talking about how much he misses all of you the whole time.

Wooshin: Well, I didn't miss Hwanhee

Whinehee: Hyung ㅠ.ㅠ why are you so mean?

Wooshin: You're too loud and whiny

Whinehee: No, I'm not!!!!

MyWay: Hwanhee: *whines 24/7*
             Also Hwanhee: I'm NoT wHINy!!

Eyebrows: True

Whinehee: Why is everyone always bullying me? It's unfair! ㅠ.ㅠ

Leader-hyung: Stop bullying Whinehee

Leader-hyung: *Hwanhee

Wooshin: Get rekt Hwanhee!

Whinehee: Yeolie is already taking care of that ;)

Eyebrows: Eww

MyWay: I did not want to know this

Frog: Honestly I did, I like knowing who tops

MyWay: Bitto, that's weird

Frog: You're weird

MyWay: Then why are you dating me?

Frog: I like weird

weatherdol: I think it was pretty clear

weatherdol: Did you never hear Hwanhee screaming at night?

Gyeolie <3: He's always screaming

Frog: ^^

Yeolie: Can we not discuss our sex life here? I feel uncomfortable :(

My Sunshine: I'm sorry Xiao-ya, we'll stop~

Yeolie: Thank you hyung ^•^

Wooshin: Yeinie is so sweet, I love him

Whinehee: Why is Xiao always getting the maknae bonus? Why are you guys never nice to me?

Gyeolie <3: Cause you're not the maknae?

Wooshin: It's too much fun to tease you

My sunshine: Teasing you is fun

Frog: ^^ Couple goals

Leader-hyung: When will Kuhngyeoljin ever?

weatherdol: Sorry Wookie :(

Gyeolie <3: We'll be more attentive <3

Leader-hyung: ^•^

Eyebrows: This group chat is already a mess

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*All members logged in*

Whinehee: We're going to America!!!!!!  

Yeolie: I know, I'm so hyped!!!  

Frog: I want to eat American burgers, they're supposed to be much better  

Wooshin: You always eat  

Frog: Who was the first one to storm to the food on Idol Fan Heart Attack TV? Not me  

Gyeolie <3: I'm hungry  

weatherdol: What do you want to eat, Gyeolie?  

Gyeolie <3: Chocolate?  

Leader-hyung: We'll be right back!  

MyWay: Wow Kogyeol is so spoiled

Whinehee: As if you wouldn't come running as soon as someone even teases Bitto and Gyujin hyungs  

Yeolie: Gyujin and Bitto can't dance  

MyWay: What did you just say? I'm coming for you, little shit  

Whinehee: See, he's whipped too  

My sunshine: What was that sound just right now?  

Yeolie: Hwanhee help, Wei hyung is trying to murder me  

Whinehee: Yeolie, I'll be there to save you  

Eyebrows: Wei? Dongyeol just said it as a joke, don't kill him

                 We need him for KCON                  

                 Sungjunnie?  

MyWay: Okay, but only because I love you  

Wooshin: It's good to know that there's still someone beating up the maknaes even when I'm not there  

MyWay: You're welcome Wooshin

Frog: Why did Wooshin give everyone nicknames but he doesn't have one? 

*My sunshine changed Wooshin's username to Kitten*  

Frog: Kitten!          

         I just choked on my food  

Kitten: Bitto! If you're laughing, I swear I'm gonna kill you  

My sunshine: Wooseokkie, do you not like your username? I can change it again if you want  

Kitten: I like it Yeinnie  

Whinehee: (that was a lie)  

Kitten: Hwanhee istg  

Leader-hyung: No more killing the maknaes today  

Yeolie: This is why Jinhoo is my favorite hyung  

Whinehee: ?  

Yeolie: After Hwanhee of course  

Whinehee: <3  

Leader-hyung: Have all of you packed your stuff for KCON?                        

                       We're leaving in 30 minutes!  

Eyebrows: Fuck  

weatherdol: No swearing on this group chat, Gyujin     

Eyebrows: Sorry, hyung  

Leader-hyung: Get off the chat right now and pack the rest of your stuff  

Whinehee: Okay hyung  

*Whinehee, Yeolie, MyWay, Frog, Eyebrows, Gyeolie <3 and weatherdol logged off*  

Kitten: I'm so jealous, I want to go to America too            

           Do you think I can smuggle myself in the plane?  

My sunshine: Seokkie, you need to get better first, I want you healthy and happy again  

Kitten: But this clinic is so quiet and white... I even miss Hwanhee  

My sunshine: Do it for me? It's just one month left   

Kitten: Okay            

           I miss you Yein            

           I want to be able to hug and kiss you again  

My sunshine: I miss you too  

*Kitten and My sunshine logged off*  

Leader-hyung: Aww, young love!  

weatherdol: Baby? We're leaving   

Leader-hyung: ah shit  

*weatherdol and Leader-hyung left the chat*