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Part 849 of Dictionary.Com Word of the Day Drabbles , Part 60 of One shots - Tony centric
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Profuse

Summary:

McGee gets it in his mind that he's Sherlock or is that Arthur Conan Doyle?

Notes:

Another dictionary.com word of the day drabble. This time from 08/28/2001 for the word profuse.

profuse
Pouring forth with fullness or exuberance;giving or given liberally and abundantly;extravagant.
Exhibiting great abundance; plentiful; copious;bountiful.

This is for the ncis-drabble community on LJ's challenge: #496 Assume.

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Profuse

“You're not Arthur Conan Doyle and no one here is Sherlock.”

“I've been practicing. I can totally do this, Tony. Just pick someone.’

Tony looked at McGee before sighing.”Fine. The woman in yellow over there.”

“She's rich. Has 2 kids. Is a doctor. Owns a cat.”

“Whoa, Probie. That's some profuse assumptions, right there.”

“I know what I'm talking about, Tony.”

“You know Gibbs rule, never assume. There's a reason for it.”

“What could you possibly know about it?”

“Well for starters, she's not rich. Her husband is. He makes around 300,000 a year. Also, she's not a doctor. She's a lawyer.”

“You're lying. You can't possibly know that.”

“Actually I dated her two years ago, so I do know that, Probie.”

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