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[papa coups added mother, a Man, june, naega hosh, #1 emo, he is angery, sunshine, tree, thughao, kwaninoni, di caprio, and baby to the chat]
[papa coups renamed the chat to “a squad”]
papa coups: whats up kids
mother: why
he is angery: cheol did we ask
kwaninoni: whats up RATS
kwaninoni: i’m here, im queer, and im ready to die
thughao: mood
di caprio: me
#1 emo: BIGGEST mood yall
naega hosh: shut up emo
a Man: we get along so well ... rt ur goals
[mother renamed the chat to “a squad™”]
june: im here to say
june: remove that cursed tm symbol
mother: no
kwaninoni: its a Pure emoji wyd
thughao: fuck u jun its a Goode
june: i will leave this chat
thughao: bye bitch
june: c h o k e
kwaninoni: ™™™™™™
[june has left the chat]
kwaninoni: I DIDNT THINK HE’D ACTUALLY LEAVE SDFHDSHF UH-
di caprio: he couldnt handle it
mother: i knew he wasnt my real son
papa coups: why are yall like this
[papa coups added june to the chat]
june: i will keep leaving until yall remove the tm symbol
kwaninoni: WH Y
june: I DONT LIKE IT BITCH
[june has left the chat]
thughao: why even-
kwaninoni: im just as confused as u are sdhfs
mother: let him leave he will come running back
[papa coups added june to the chat]
papa coups: stop this mess
june: sTOP ADDING ME BACK
[june has left the chat]
kwaninoni: wHY DOES HE KEEP LEAVING
kwaninoni: ITS JUST A FUCKIN EMOJI WHAT THE FUCK
thughao: maybe the tm emoji stole his gf and hes salty
mother: this man burned down my house, killed my parents, and stole my girlfriend
#1 emo: the tm emoji took mingming
thughao: too soon
kwaninoni: rt
mother: ^
papa coups: ^^
di caprio: ^^^
naega hosh: how could u u emo fuck we all trusted u
naega hosh: thats a lie
naega hosh: fuck u
#1 emo: im feeling the love
mother: what love
kwaninoni: OH SHIT JEONGHAN DID THAT
#1 emo: i’ll show myself out
thughao: bye B
tree: dont bully my boyfriend
thughao: i do what i want
di caprio: is jun still gone im-
baby: i open my phone to 61 messages wth-
baby: i put it down literally ten minutes ago
kwaninoni: we’re a mess
thughao: damn right
mother: i cant believe i birthed this chaos family
sunshine: oh look a gc that i was NOT INFORMED OF
he is angery: i’ve had this gc muted since the beginning yall rt ur goals
kwaninoni: rt
baby: rt
#1 emo: RT
papa coups: i have so many regrets
a Man: dont we all, cheol
a Man: dont we all
naega hosh: i have never regretted anythign ever in my life
kwaninoni: ahem
kwaninoni:
naega hosh: i have regretted one thing in my life
#1 emo: HAHAHAH AHAHAH SUFFER
naega hosh:
naega hosh: ok wonu
#1 emo: fuck u
naega hosh: thanks for the offer but we r both taken
he is angery: ur not taken anymore bye B
naega hosh: u have brokoro my kokoro jihoonie
he is angery: i dont regret this
#1 emo: at least i still have mingyu
naega hosh: hes mine now bitch
naega hosh:
#1 emo: i hope u choke
naega hosh: tell that to ur bf
papa coups: i hope u all choke
mother: thats kinky
kwaninoni: ur kinky
mother:
tree: i didnt sign up for this