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Yoongi prides himself in keeping his cool regardless of any situation. He'd like to think that he'd be the most level headed person amongst his friends when unexpected things happen. The first aid kit he brings with him everywhere and a disturbingly amount of knowledge on self defense is a huge indication that he was ready for anything.
Oh how wrong he was.
Nothing could've prepared him for the most humiliating moment in his life when some random dude grabbed his ass while he and Hoseok were in line to order coffee.
This was a different kind of tragedy. Not enough for the national news but worthy enough to warrant its own journal entry.("Or diary, whatever Hoseok!")
It was just an average day for Yoongi, which he prefers thank you very much. No surprise phone calls from Namjoon asking him if he can maybe swing by the emergency room if he's not busy, or a naked sleeping Jungkook in the living room. The last one was happening an awful lot lately.
He was in line to get his first coffee of the day. Meaning there aren't any caffeine flowing through his blood stream yet. Meaning he was still probably half asleep. He could've chalked up the ass grabbing to him hallucinating if not for Hoseok's shocked face in front of him.
Yoongi turns to face his ass grabber and was greeted by the sight of a boy a couple of inches taller than him, wearing what he hopes is a guilty look on his face.
"Oh my god! I am so sorry man! Shit, I thought you were my friend - "
His assailant stopped talking at the sight of Yoongi's very pissed off face.
"What in the ever loving fuck?" Yoongi says, his voice low and gravelly and probably more threatening than he intends to.
The last thing he needs is a kid copping up a feel before he even had his coffee. Not that it would make any difference. Even if said kid is somewhat attractive (very very attractive).
"I'm so sorry. I really thought you were my friend. I don't go around grabbing a random guys ass, albeit a nice one at that."
Queue attractive stranger to glance at his offended but very much flattered backside.
Yoongi was still trying to formulate an answer that doesn't include the word fuck when Hoseok spoke up.
"Oh, don't worry about it. He likes it"
"Excuse me?!" Training his eyes towards his ex-bestfriend, as of three seconds ago. "Don't mistake me for yourself," he added.
"Look, I'm really sorry. My name is Kim Taehyung, here's my I.D., you can call my roommate to confirm my identity so you know I'm not an ex-con or anything. Please believe me?" The boy looking at him with his big deep eyes, looking sincere.
Yoongi sighs at his, "I don't know you kid —"
"Well maybe you can get to know me. Let me buy you coffee?" A smile on his face.
Is it even possible for Yoongi to say no to that? He turns to ask Hoseok what he thinks about the offer when he realized that his now for sure ex-bestfriend has fled the scene, leaving him alone with this Kim Taehyung.
This day was starting to be anything but average.
3 months later...
They were hanging out at Yoongi's apartment, study notes cluttered around the table.
"Hey Tae, remember when we met, who was that friend you mistook me as? What's his name again?" He asks.
"Ah hyung, his name's Jimin. My roommate," Tae answered, a bit distracted since he's been trying to write an essay for an hour now. But Yoongi was being his usual distracting self by, well, existing.
Yoongi was just about to ask why he hasn't met Jimin yet when he hears Hoseok enter the apartment, his excited voice carrying towards the living room.
"Yoongi hyung! Look who's my new dance partner? Taehyungie's roommate, Park Jimin!" Hoseok says all the while keeping his hands on the smaller boys shoulders to maneuver him to face Yoongi.
Jimin was almost the same height as him, his black hair almost to his eyes like Yoongi's. He was just about to greet him when Jimin turns, saying something to Hoseok about him being too excited when Yoongi was hit with a sudden realization.
"Kim Taehyung! Are you fucking kidding me? My ass looks nothing like that!" Yoongi says, pointing at Jimins obviously beautiful yet oblivious ass.
Taehyung looks at him, a sheepish look on his face.
He gave Yoongi his signature smile, "Oops."