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Epicene
Tony didn't start it. He just wanted to go on record as saying it wasn't his fault. As a federal agent, he couldn't just let them attack the epicene man.
He'd tried to prevent it, but they didn't want to listen to reason. He didn't even shoot them. He just protected the guy using his fists and physical skills.
Really, it could have been so much worse. Again, it wasn't his fault. So really he shouldn't be in jail and they should just let him go.
Unfortunately, the police didn't seem to agree. So now he had to make a call to Gibbs to come bail him out, so that he didn't miss work.
