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callmeT started a group conversation
callmeT: Hi everyone
dingdong: hi grandma *happy emojis*
callmeT: Please don’t call me that ever again
dingdong: *farmer emoji*
callmeT: You don’t have to use asterisks
jeff97: ayo wassup skrrt skrrt
tai1: Leave
jeff97: rude
thiccta: yes my love what you wanted to say?
123456789Ten: why
callmeT: Why what?
123456789ten: this gc why
callmeT: Family bonding
bunny: Can you stop texting me while I’m at work
mark: this family can choke
tai1: Why are you at work it’s Saturday
thiccta: we left osaka a month ago, why are you still at work?
bunny: Some 1 has 2 work to support this family
jeff97: why didnt u take me to Osaka
tai1: No one likes you
thiccta: you Are fat american there was no space on Aero Plane
jeff97: ill bomb u again s2g
younghoe: hi
123456789ten: hello daddy
dingdong: please mine jeff please no Make bomb
jeff97: cherry bomb haha skeet
callmeT: Someone teach Sicheng Korean
haechie^_^: Hello I am doing Great today thanks you for asking
jeff97: i only speak American
mark: @ haechie^_^ love u
tai1: Why are there infants in the chat
callmeT: They’re part of the family
123456789ten: sadly
bunny has left the conversation
tai1 has added bunny to the conversation
bunny: Plz i will get kicked off of inki if i get another notif
callmeT: There’s a do not disturb option
bunny: Fuck off i have a samsung
younghoe: EW
mark: minecraft quality pictures headass
bunny: My minecraft house has more structure than your upbringing
mark: you raised me so
bunny: <3
tai1: Don’t leave
bunny: I wont leave u my love but i hate these kids sometimes
tai1: I do too.
jeff97: racist
dingdong: happy colombian independence day
jeff97: hahahahaaa love u 2 bae @dingdong
thiccta: lmao 7/20 super blaze it Ha Ha am i right?
jeff97: @thiccta stop it. Get some help.
thiccta: @jeff97 shut up or im joining jyp with my friends
callmeT: I love you Yuta
thiccta: i love U Oslo
younghoe: is sicheng high or really dumb
jeff97: how dare u attack the king of china
123456789ten: @thiccta pls go join jyp
tai1: Sicheng isn’t the king of anything
thiccta: @123456789ten only with u My best friend U can join Got Seven and I join Twice?
mark: gotta Kris
mark has left the conversation
123456789ten: Join EXP
bunny: Can someone order dingdong some corn bc he keeps texting me about corn
callmeT has added mark to the conversation
callmeT named the conversation “Family”
mark: dammit
jeff97: winwinnie do u want corn
dingdong: me please
jeff97: what
thiccta: ioi jyp
dingdong: finally where is my Corn
dingdong: i am very very very very very very very hungry
mark: eat some of yutas chin he has plenty
tai1: You’re legit 19 get food yourself
bunny: Please help my son someone
jeff97: ur not his daddy i am
dingdong: no i am the dad
jeff97: sounds fake but ok
123456789ten: i thought Taeyong was the mom where tf did doyoung come from and pls go back
haechie^_^: so why mom made this Group ?
bunny: Fuck off Bambam @123456789ten
tai1: If you knew how to read you would know he made it for “family bonding”
123456789ten: fuck off walmart brand Suho @bunny
bunny: Wow
123456789ten: mwah saragne
mark: this a whole mess
thiccta: where did fattie go?
younghoe: your face is a mess xD
thiccta: found him
younghoe: Ok
mark: rawr xD headass stfu
dingdong: i miss JaeHyun when he was fat
jeff97: but im hot now right
dingdong: who is
jeff97: me. Jeffrey. Jung Jaehyun. Ur manz.
dingdong: lol sorry i forgot
jeff97 has removed dingdong from the conversation
bunny has added dingdong to the conversation
bunny: Now u just crossed the line never speak to me or my son ever again
jeff97: im offended
mark: u dont have kids if we were ur kids we’d b ugly asf
tai1: Please don’t tell me that fat ass american is our child
thiccta: dont talk about johnny like that only I get 2.
younghoe: wow
jeff97: im not even fat anymore
bunny: No Honey our child is winwinnie
tai1: Thank god
123456789ten: yuta u best watch yourself
thiccta: shut up eleven
123456789ten: shut up crimson chin
thiccta: wow How original
123456789ten: if only ur chin looked original
haechie^_^: (´・ω・`)
mark: invented emoticons
tai1: Ew the infants are back
dingdong: who is back? SHINee’s back thank u Haechie for nice pretty face i send to someone special soon
dingdong: (´・ω・`)
jeff97: am i the special person
dingdong: no
jeff97 has removed dingdong from the conversation
callmeT: STOP REMOVING PEOPLE THIS IS A FAMILY
callmeT has added dingdong to the conversation
dingdong has left the conversation
jeff97: i thought u loved me
bunny has added dingdong to the conversation