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The tap-tap-tapping of thumbs on a keypad continuously decided to break whatever silence was still present. Clyde "crybaby" Donovan, known for being pretty much terrible at every subject apart from Phys Ed, had the absolutely wonderful idea to create a group chat with his tiny little friends group that was still surprisingly stable after seven - nearly eight - years. To be perfectly honest, Jimmy was more out than in at this point.
[ Token Black has joined No Subject ]
Token : Oh hey man
Clyde : Hey hey hey
Clyde : What you up to?
Token : Hwk
Token : Let me guess
Token : you haven't even touched your school bag yet have you
Clyde : Nope
[ Tweek Tweak has joined No Subject ]
Clyde : Hiii
Tweek : WHAT IS THIS
Tweek : I DIDNT KNOW I COULD TALK TO 2 PEOPLE AT ONCE
Token : It's a group chat Tweek
Tweek : MY FULL NAME SHOWED UP WHEN I JOINED TOO
Tweek : AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGHHHGHH THAT'S EMBARRASING
Clyde : Now all that's left is emo boy
Token : I don't think Craig's emo.
Tweek : I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO ADD HIM
Tweek : TO THIS GROUP CHAT
Clyde : Naaaaaahh he loves us and will love this group chat too!
Tweek : NO SERIOUSLY
Token : He'll probably leave
[ Craig Tucker has joined No subject ]
Clyde : Ayyyy Craig!
[ Craig Tucker has left No subject ]
Token : I told you
[ Clyde Donovan has invited Craig Tucker to No subject ]
Clyde : Craig if you leave again I'll tell everyone about that little incident on Thursday.
Craig : what the fuck do you want from me
Craig : actually dont even answer motherfucker
Clyde : Chill, chill! It's just a fun group chat :D
Craig : use that smiley face again i fucking dare you
Clyde : :D
Craig : sleep with your eyes open
Tweek : PLEASE CALM DOWN
Craig : alright then
Clyde : Hehehehe Craig's a big softy for Tweekers ;)
Token : I'll start digging your grave Clyde
Clyde : You know what
Clyde: We need to stop calling this amazing group chat 'No Subject'
Clyde : I got an idea!!!!
Tweek : PLEASE DONT DO IT
Craig : dont fucking do it
Token : I think it's too late now
Craig : i swear
Craig : if you fucking do it
[ Clyde has changed No Subject to The Awesome Foursome ]
Craig : facepalm and flipping off
Tweek : I dont think you can
Tweek : do that in a chat
Craig : shhhh
Token : Clyde
Token : Do you even know what that means?
Clyde : YEP
Clyde : Duh, we're awesome!
Token : We sure are...
Craig : please see a doctor