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[Lee Woojin has sent you a message]
Lil woojin: hyungggg
Jisungie hyung: yes baby woojin? Something happened?
Lil woojin: are you busy hyung?
Jisungie hyung: not too busy for our baby. Whats wrong?
Lil woojin: I'm just bothered
Lil woojin: it's my dads hyung
Lil woojin: i'm glad that they took me in i'm grateful for all the love i receive i love appa seongwoo's cooking i love how papa daniel helps me with my assignments
Jisungie hyung: what exactly is the problem kid
Lil woojin: well at first it wasn't something i pay attention to
Lil woojin: like it was just nothing
Lil woojin: but it has became bothering lately
Jisungie hyung: tell me woojinie
Lil woojin: hyung why won't my dads let me call them Daddy
Jisungie hyung: OKay ONGNIEL WHAT THE fuCK
Lil woojin: like other kids with two or one father call them Daddy
Lil woojin: but my parents insists on calling them as appa or papa
Jisungie hyung: ...
Jisungie hyung: have you asked them why
Lil woojin: yes hyung
Lil woojin: but papa daniel would just turn red and appa seongwoo would just laugh
Lil woojin: i dont get it hyung :(
Jisungie hyung: dont worry i'll talk to your parents
Lil woojin: thank you hyunggggg :) youre the best third dad on the world
Jisungie hyung: nahh i just cant let them taint you
Lil woojin: ??
Jisungie hyung: nvm baby woojin. Dont bother urself anymore bout that i'll talk to them ok? Its late you should go to sleep.
Lil woojin: thank you hyung yeah i'm sleepy alrdy, good night! :O
[You (Laughing Peach and OngSlate) received a message from Mother Earth]
Mother Earth: yOU SHITS DONT TAINT YOUR KIDS' INNOCENCE WITH YOUR KINKS
[Lil woojin messages you (Jisung)]
Lil woojin: hyuuuuuung :(
Jisungie hyung: yes woojinie? Something happened with ur parents again?
Lil woojin: not them hyungggg aaaaahhhh
Jisungie hyung: then who
Lil woojin: big woojin hyungggg
Jisungie hyung: istg what kind of family took you in
Jisungie hyung: whats with ur brother
Lil woojin: aaahh since he met hyungseop hyung he stopped calling and treating me like a baby :( i feel disowned
Jisungie hyung: this is what i get for letting those kinky ongniel have a family of their own i hate my life
Jisungie hyung: maybe bec u r growing up now woojinie~
Lil woojin: i was thinking about that
Lil woojin: but when hyungseop hyung came over last night
Lil woojin: he slept on woojin hyung's room
Lil woojin: and I could clearly hear big woojin hyung call someone baby and it wasn't me and it couldnt possibly be hyungseop hyung because he's older right??
Lil woojin: and i hate how they made these noises i could barely sleep
Lil woojin: i asked sagang if i could go sleep on their house
Jisungie hyung: oKAY FIRST WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Jisungie hyung: child, you could just stay over here when your sexually frustrated parents and brother gets horny af
Jisungie hyung: ill talk to your parents and brother
Jisungie hyung: you should get to sleep now you have school tmr
Lil woojin: good night hyung :O i'm sorry for bothering you always :(
Jisungie hyung: its nothing big :) good night im always here to help sugar dreams kid
[Jisung sent a group message to Laughing Peach, OngSlate and Cherry Head]
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCJ ARE YALL THINKING THERES A KID IN YOUR HOUSE YOU SHAMELESS HORNY SHITS"