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<| Pain |> created a conversation <| Akatsuki |>
<| Pain |> added user(s) : <| Kisame Hoshigaki |>, <| Deidara |>, <| Konan|>, <| Kakuzu|>, <| Hidan |>, <| Itachi Uchiha |>, <| Sasori |>,
Pain : All right, I created this conversation so we can communicate better while we are on our missions. DO NOT use it inappropriately.
Deidara : ooh whats this i like this hey guys
Sasori : Uhm, hello?
Deidara : watcha doing everybody ????
Kisame Hoshigaki : Another useless thing to this pathetic Group, great.
Deidara : wow
Sasori : Wow.
Itachi Uchiha : Don't be already mad at it, Kisame. At least give it a chance.
Kisame Hoshigaki : Ehh, fine... just for you.
Deidara : whAT
Sasori : Oh lala.
Konan : It's only 12 messages far but it's already used wrongly, Pain. I don't think this is going to work...
Pain : I knew it was a bad idea, anyway I'm out, going to sleep. Please go sleep earlier today as we are going on a mission tomorrow and if you are late or/and sleepy again Deidara, Sasori, I'm going to cut your hands off.
Deidara : geez you should chill boss
Sasori : Excuse me, how a puppet can be sleepy? I'm late because of Deidara taking too much time in our room's Bathroom so he can take care of his awful hair.
Deidara : wht the fuck did you ust say about my hair you fuckig weirdo??? you want to fight you fucking shit?
Pain : Stop. Now.
Deidara : no shut the fuck up no one talks shit about my hair do you understand???
<| Deidara |> has been kicked out of the conversation.
Sasori : Lol.
Kisame Hoshikagi : Lol.
Itachi Uchiha : Lol.
Konan : What does "Lol" mean?
Sasori : ...
Kisame Hoshikagi : ...
Itachi Uchiha : It means Laughing Out Loud, Konan. Even Kisame knew it...
Kisame Hoshikagi : What is that supposed to mean?
Konan : Oh, thank you.
Itachi Uchiha : No prob.
Sasori : you fucking bitch you better add me to the conversaatioans bvakc c dsfa roav
Kisame Hoshikagi : ?
Itachi Uchiha : Deidara probably took Sasori's phone and they are fighting over it.
Kisame Hoshikagi : Oh all right.
Itachi Uchiha : I'm going to sleep Kisame, you better go sleep early too, remember what Pain said.
Kisame Hoshikagi : You could always tell me that speaking to me.
Itachi Uchiha : Goodnight, Mr. Sharkman.
Kisame Hoshikagi : Brb.
Sasori : Where did he suddenly go lol?
Itachi Uchiha : To the bathroom, no idea why though, he was there like 5minutes ago already.
Sasori : ;)
Konan : ;)
Sasori : Pain, Deidara says sorry and asks if he can join again.
Pain : Did he really do that?
Sasori : Of course.
Sasori :
Sasori : He didnt...
Pain : Whatever.
<| Pain |> added <| Deidara |> to the conversation.
Deidara : im back bitches
Itachi Uchiha : What do you mean with the wink faces????
Sasori : ;)
Konan : ;)
Pain : ;)
Deidara : whats going on i dont have the previous records
Itachi Uchiha : What do you all mean? Fuck this, I'm going to sleep.
Sasori : We should do that too Deidara.
Pain : I'm off.
Konan : Wait, wait for me Pain.
Deidara : cmon guys its nly 1:20am somebody talk with me pls
Deidara : cmoooon
Deidara : guys you are losers
Kisame Hoshikagi : All right, I'm back.
Deidara : hey
Kisame Hoshikagi : No.
Deidara : talk to me please or else im going to constantly walk to the kitchen for some sweets through the whole night.
Pain : I fucking DARE you to do that.
Deidara : okey nty