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but your eyes will lead me straight back home;
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“we’re both youtubers and you sent me an email asking me to do a duet cover with you but you don’t realise i’m having a heart attack bc your my fave youtuber au“ for jily.
james potter to sirius black: sirius
james potter: sir
james potter: pads
james potter: paddy
james potter: paddington
sirius black: wtf what do u wa n t
james potter: what should i cover next
sirius black: u mean song right
james potter: ya
sirius black: arctic monkeys
james potter: dude
james potter: how many songs is that now
sirius black:does it matter
sirius black: am is life my man
james potter: ur an idiot
sirius black: jim bob i’m offended
james potter: jim bob?
sirius black: better than jimmy fleamont
james potter: DONT MAKE FUN OF ME FOR MY PARENTS MISTAKES
sirius black: *shrug emoji*
sirius black: fine
sirius black: ed sheeran potentially
sirius black: might finally get you some girls
james potter: stfu black
james potter: just cuz i don’t have macdonald in the palm of my hand
sirius black: ur just jealous
james potter: anyway
james potter: which song
sirius black: idk
sirius black: listen to him and pick one
@prongspotter_: what ed sheeran cover do u guys wanna hear next? let me know in the replies!
– @petepettigrew: is there one abt sleep
– @padfoot_: r u mine by arctic monkeys
– @remuslupine: for real because i’m the only mature one, sing is a jam
–@prongspotter_: @petepettigrew @padfoot_ @remuslupine i hate u all except remus —
–@remuslupine: hAh suck shit sirius
—@padfoot_ jim bob HOW DARE U
–@lilyflowers: id love to do a cover w u, ill email u the details if u want?
—@prongspotter_: @lilyflowers ya ofc
remus lupin to james potter: are you ok
james potter: never been better y
remus lupin: your favourite youtuber and musician
remus lupin: who you also think is really hot and who you stalk everyday
remus lupin: just tweeted at you and asked to collaborate with her
james potter: u right
james potter: i’m ded.
remus lupin: right
remus lupin: so now isn’t the right time to say i’ve been talking to her for a while about booktube huh
james potter: MOONY I FEEL BETRAYED !!!
From: [email protected]
Subject: Collab
hey james,
if you’re still willing to do a collab, we could do a ed sheeran song still. i’d be happy to come round and record with you for a little bit, i’m not fussed on which song. do you need me to bring my keyboard? also, your music is pretty good. i see your original content going somewhere. shame you’re egotistical and think taylor swift is overrated though.
best, lily.
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Collab
thanks evans.
my number is 035828381 if you want to text me any extra details, and i’ll send the address of my flat from there. i was thinking of thinking out loud or perfect, so if you could learn both of them just in case that’d be cool. also bringing your keyboard would be good. also, i’m right. taylor swift is overrated. she’s repetitive as fuck. also i’m not egotistical.
best, james.
james potter to assholes with feelings: IM GOING TO DIE
peter pettigrew: what now
sirius black: apparently she’s hella sassy
remus lupin: yea, she told me she thinks james comes off as a little egotistical
james potter: SHE DOESNT KNOW WHAT SHES ON ABT HONESTLY
peter pettigrew: jim she’s kinda right
james potter: PETE
james potter: TRAITOR
remus lupin: yea, you literally tweeted to all your followers about your cover of toxic being better than the original
peter pettigrew: and repeatedly argued when ppl said u were wrong
james potter: IM RIGHT
sirius black: DONT TALK ABT BRITNEY THAT WAY BITCH
peter pettigrew: r u just mad bc the girl you’ve had a celeb crush on for years isn’t falling for ur act
james potter: …….
james potter: YES
remus lupin to james potter: so are you still gonna collab with her
james potter: OFC
james potter to peter pettigrew: can u pls get some food on the way home
james potter: she’s coming over at noon tomorrow
james potter: also we need cookies
peter pettigrew: on it
peter pettigrew: choc chip?
james potter: always
remus lupin to sirius black: he does know about the fact she has over 1mil subscribers
remus lupin: and somehow manages to be a book/beauty/music/vlog channel
sirius black: ya
sirius black: but like u said
sirius black: he an egomaniac
remus lupin: hypocrite
sirius black: M O O N Y
james potter to sirius black: be nice
sirius black: ur an asshole
sirius black: she already knows this
sirius black: we’ll get on gr8
sirius black: it’s u i’m worried abt
james potter: stfu
lily evans to james potter: i’m here
lily evans: why does it sound like a stadium is in ur flat
james potter: ….. sirius is watching the football
james potter: come up
lily evans to remus lupin: don’t tell him i said this
lily evans: but i had a lot of fun today
lily evans: we harmonise together really well
remus lupin: my lips are sealed
remus lupin: so you don’t think he’s egotistical
lily evans: no i still think he’s egotistical
lily evans: but he’s a nice egotist
lily evans: and he has nice hair
remus lupin: oh my god
lily evans: u tell him any of this and i will burn ur copy of oliver twist
remus lupin: ….
remus lupin: got it
lily evans to james potter: i left my keyboard pedal at urs
lily evans: also can u upload perfect and ill upload thinking out loud
lily evans: also did chelsea win
james potter: ok come get it tomorrow if ur free
james potter: and yes ill send u the footage
james potter: and yes unfortunately
lily evans: damn
lily evans: also tell pete those cookies were good
james potter: will do
lily evans: see u tomorrow
james potter: k
peter pettigrew to remus lupin: he’s smitten w her isn’t he
remus lupin: always has been
peter pettigrew: but even more now
remus lupin: yea
remus lupin: god help us all
james potter to Ladz™: did she rlly think that pete made those cookies
peter pettigrew: i did make those cookies
james potter: uh huh
james potter: sure
remus lupin: no he actually did make them
sirius black: that’s the only reason we keep him around
peter pettigrew: STFU
james potter changed the group name to peter thinks he can bake cookies
peter pettigrew changed the group name to I ACTUALLY CAN BAKE
sirius black changed the group name to why do even keep peter around these days honestly
remus lupin: i’m done
remus lupin has left the chat.
sirius black: M O O N Y
remus lupin added lily evans to musicians w gr8 hair and pete
peter pettigrew: why is it called that honestly
lily evans: i was thinkin the same thing
sirius: HOE WHO INVITED U
sirius black: U COME INTO MY HOME
lily evans: oh shut it black
sirius black: M O O N Y
sirius black: TAKE HER BACK
remus lupin: nope
lily evans has changed the group name to the egomaniacs and the decent human beings
james potter: WHICH ONES WHICH
lily evans: have fun figuring that out
sirius black: one of the egomaniacs is u jim
james potter: LIES
lily evans: oh btw i’m outside ur flat
sirius black: W O T
lily evans: …..
lily evans: i need my keyboard pedal back
james potter to lily evans: u were only supposed to be here for five mins
james potter: hoW did u end up staying the night
lily evans: *shrug emoji*
lily evans: i woke up on ur floor idk
lily evans: did u hand me a beer some point during the night
james potter: probs
lily evans: ya that’s y
james potter: …
james potter: my followers won’t stop talkin about that collab we did
lily evans: mine too
lily evans: but they’re cute
james potter: question
james potter: what is shipping?
lily evans: oh no
james potter to YOUTUBE IS A REAL JOB OK: guys
james potter: what is shipping
james potter: lily won’t tell me
sirius black: moony imma let u deal w this one
remus lupin: nah pete all yours
peter pettigrew: a thing ur subscribers used to do w u and pads
sirius black: U S E D T O O ????
lily evans: guys don’t tell him
james potter: EVANS WHY
lily evans: bc watching u tryna figure it out is hilarious
james potter: WAIT
james potter: I GOOGLED IT
james potter: THOSE PERVS
[drafted message] lily evans to james potter: i ship us too.
lily evans to james potter: jsmea
lily evans: jim l
lily evans: jim jams
lily evans: jimmmyfleaamint
james potter: HE TOLD U
james potter: THAT ASS
james potter: wait r u drunk
lily evans: eys
lily evans: n smad
lily evans: csn u cime ovr
james potter: ok
james potter: over in 10
@lilyflowers: @prongspotter_ isn’t a total ass
–@padfoot_: did he hack ur phone
–@lilyflowers: @padfoot_ surprisingly no
–@randomfan90210: u should date him !!! ur hella cute !!!
–@remuslupine: @prongspotter_ what did u do
–@prongspotter_: @remuslupine IDK
[drafted message] james potter to lily evans: i hope u know the sun shines for u and that i’ll always be there when ur drunk and sad. but i want the next time we kiss to be when ur sober. pls.
lily evans to james potter: thank u for last night
lily evans: i never said that before
james potter: don’t mention it
james potter: …
lily evans: wanna come over again
lily evans: i think i like how ur lips tasted
james potter: sure
[instagram caption:] @prongspotter: hey guess who has the best gf in the world? me. look at how hoT she is!
[comments:] @lilyflowers: suck up
@prongspotter: @lilyflowers u know it
@p_pettigrew: WELL THIS IS NEW
@remuslupin: called it
@siriusly: U TOLD INSTAGRAM BEFORE US
@siriusly: @remuslupin U KNEW??????
@remuslupin: @siriusly it wasn’t exactly hard
@lilyflowers: @sirusly stfu
@prongspotter: @lilyflowers i may be a suck up but taylor swift is still overrated
@lilyflowers: ur wrong.
hope you enjoyed.