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Wow I sure am hungry at the moment.
*telephone rings*
Hello welcome to our pizza establishment how may I help you sir?
Yes hello, I would like to order one large pizza, preferably without bones, and a 2 litre bottle of Coca Cola please.
Excuse me sir, what kind of pizza? And I apologize but our 2 litre soda machine broke, but our 1 litre machine is in perfect operation if you would like to purchase 2 one litre bottles to total 2 litres.
What do you mean? Oh never mind, I won't need the beverage, just make sure my pizza lacks bones please.
Excuse me for being rude but pizzas do not have bones in them.
Well what did I just say then?
You asked for your pizza to be bonelesss, implying that pizza has bones in it.
Well I take it you do have bones in your pizza?
No sir.
Then what is the problem?
Sir, please give me an example of a pizza you have encountered that has contained bones.
Just please do not put bones in my pizza I don't understand why I have to specify so many times?
Sir please explain to me how a pizza can be boneless if it does not have bones to begin with.
If it does not contain bones, that would classify it as a boneless pizza.
Sir, if I may ask, what is your level of education?
Sir I don't understand the problem please just make sure the pizza I ordered does not contain any bones, please.
I apologize but I am not making this pizza.